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PatriotBot 323 points ago +324 / -1

I heard Red Bull pairs well with Goya products.

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TweeterInChief 198 points ago +198 / -0

Red Bull + refried beans... ? Power Farts!

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LouBitgood 91 points ago +91 / -0

Time to crank up the Dutch ovens!

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JMaN 69 points ago +69 / -0

Please stop culturally appropriating my people...

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Tranny_Fluid 26 points ago +26 / -0

But how many died in dutch ones

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Dr707 17 points ago +17 / -0

It was easily twice as bad as the Cleveland Steamer massacre

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rossiFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

All of them.

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Qualityproduct 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fuck. I can't use my Bluetooth headset anymore. I mean... Why'd you guys have to invent cool shit?

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 11 points ago +11 / -0

But we didn't want face burkas!

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border_humper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dutch ain’t much

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JMaN 4 points ago +4 / -0

No... If you ain't Dutch you ain't much!

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border_humper 3 points ago +3 / -0

my observation stands 🤣

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DutchDonFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

And for the finishing touch...God created the Dutch

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border_humper 2 points ago +2 / -0

this too much

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coyote_777 4 points ago +4 / -0

the Holland Holdover

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2Fangz 48 points ago +48 / -0

Red Bull gives you wings; red beans provide the breeze.

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PatriotBot 20 points ago +20 / -0

Toot, toot, scoot.

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peterthegreen 9 points ago +9 / -0

Watch out AOC! Those cows have nothing on us! 🐄💨

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Trump2024 10 points ago +11 / -1

It REALLY gives you wings!

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CyclopticErotica 2 points ago +2 / -0

Give them beans wings!

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Dr_Manhattan 26 points ago +26 / -0

I'm glad Red Bull fired these racists that want to hire based on skin color and gender, instead of treating everyone equally and hiring based on merit/skill etc.

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 20 points ago +20 / -0

Shopping trip!

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Strib1 11 points ago +11 / -0

While sleeping on My Pillows.

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meals23 250 points ago +252 / -2

anybody ever noticed how a lot of these woke politics tend to coincide with a company getting a new female CEO

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NotoriousCIC 192 points ago +211 / -19

I’m 100% against females in leadership roles. Yeah, I said it. I’ve seen enough to know that most cannot handle any type of power as it goes to their head and they’re led by emotion. The worst bosses I’ve ever had were female.

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mylittleredpill 101 points ago +105 / -4

I can echo that, every female boss Ive had was a power trippin bitch. Been more than one occasion that Ive pissed them off to no end, calling out there bullshit.

Nothing against women, but damned if most dont get a chip on their shoulder when put into a position of any real power.

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BadManOrange 82 points ago +82 / -0

My current manager is a female, but she's pretty chill and based on certain comments that she's made I'm guessing a Republican, so that probably also makes a difference.

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what_the_shet 57 points ago +57 / -0

All my female bosses were bitches except for the one that I knew was Republican. She was an awesome boss to have.

So yea I think it depends on what camp she falls in, sjw cuck or based.

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FreshCovfefe3 44 points ago +44 / -0

This. I'm a woman who works with 50 guys and only 2 other women. Guess who's the only one I've had issues with? Of course this woman is a man hating leftist. The other woman is my boss, is very chill and leans conservative. Generally speaking though, I would work with a man over a woman any day.

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mylittleredpill 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yea, it probably does. I know there are some that exist, but my unfortunate luck has been with the crappy ones. Still, I hold out hope there will be more at some point.

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mylittleredpill 7 points ago +7 / -0

Id be afraid of the black hole that would create, sucking in any and all department heads within the radius of its gravitational pull.

Basically teaching a Karen to divide by zero.

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GottliebPins 3 points ago +4 / -1

I went to work for a company and the project manager was a woman. On day one she introduced me to the team and told everyone that I was there to save this project. I knew in that exact moment that this company was fucked. If I was there to save this project this woman was an incompetent fool. I was correct. This was the most disorganized place I’d ever worked. The woman had no idea what she was doing. And she treated everyone like shit.

My wife and I had a vacation planned before I started there and she promised I could take those days off but a week before she told me I could only take 4 days and not the whole 5. One day doesn’t sound like much but that reallly means 3 days were screwed. The whole weekend. Well that same day I get a call from another company. They want to fly me to their corporate office for an interview. It’s a division of IBM. Hell yes. Since my whole vacation is screwed I fly up there, get the job and on my first day back give them my 2 weeks notice. I already had my things boxed up, all of my paper work done, I even spent the day training my replacement.

The assholes didn’t give me two weeks and walked me to the door. They were expecting me to be surprised and upset but quickly realized I didn’t give a shit because I was already packed and ready to go. I called my new employer and asked if I could start a week sooner. They were glad to have me. That gave me a full week of vacation before I had to start my new job. I stayed at IBM for 5 years and less than 9 months in that hell hole. That company eventually went through massive layoffs and downsized by half.

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mylittleredpill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yikes, she was incompetent like no tomorrow. Wonder if she was some sort of diversity or affirmative action hire cause it sounds like she didnt have enough sense to pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

At least the vacation worked out and the job you got was much better.

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bangbus 89 points ago +89 / -0

I’ve worked with some incredibly smart women who have great leadership skills and impeccable business judgment. The problem in a lot of large companies is that the rise through leadership is extremely political and so the women who play that game really well are, in most cases, exactly the opposite of who you want in a leadership role.

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fusreedah 17 points ago +17 / -0

"Sandra the intern just asked for a promotion and said 'What, are you afraid of strong women or something?'"

"Jesus, just give it to her so we don't have to hear any more of it."

2 years later Sandra runs the company.

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Yupyupyup 12 points ago +12 / -0

2 years later Sandra runs ruins the company

FTFY

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Guruchild 9 points ago +9 / -0

Promoted to their level of incompetence.

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brother_red 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Peter (sucking) Principle

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lanre 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Cum-ala rule.

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Zelda 62 points ago +62 / -0

I had a female boss, fortune 500. She hated the policy of "we will hire 30% females" and was vocal about it. They couldn't do anything to her because she was a woman. So please keep in mind, a smart female boss may actually be your best defense.

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Zelda 32 points ago +32 / -0

I'm a woman. I only want the best person for the job, ever, and I don't care about race, sex, etc. I don't think we're rare, just less vocal. Yes, there are some with a militant attitude, but keep an open mind, please :-)

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Gyrfalcon 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm a woman. I only want the best person for the job, ever, and I don't care about race, sex, etc

And I never wanted to be hired because I was a woman. I wanted to be the best PERSON for the job. And I usually was.

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1in1024th 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please clone yourself immediately

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IM_A_TRIVIAL_PURSUIT 2 points ago +4 / -2

SHE DIDN'T WANT ANY COMPETITION FOR ATTENTION.

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Wsemenske 2 points ago +3 / -1

She understood that she got to her position mostly because of those same kinds of rules so she attacked it as a defense mechanism against her ego

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FreedomCrayon 29 points ago +30 / -1

I'm a woman and I agree with this. By and large the worst bosses I've had were women and/or soyboys (so pretty much women). So fucking emotional and terrible at making a decision. I hate having to walk on eggshells because I don't know what mood she'll be in that day.

But every once in a blue moon I've come across one that is phenomenal. My current boss is a woman and she's fantastic, but she's more of the exception rather than the rule in my experience. I honestly think testosterone is a huge factor in being a good leader.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 12 points ago +12 / -0

100%! Also a woman with a long history in corporate jobs. EVERY woman boss fomented and even encouraged an environment of jealousy, cattiness, backstabbing and exclusivity. You haven’t experienced a real witch-hunt until you have a group of the female boss’s “in crowd” gang up on you to get you fired for some petty reason. All these woman bosses had weekly screaming hysteria fits and the worse one kept a bottle of vodka in her desk drawer which she hit all day long. I had some crummy male bosses, too, but nothing like the women.

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FreedomCrayon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh my gosh, YES! I would ask if we've worked at the same places, but it seems most women that make it to those positions of leadership manage to create the same toxic work environment across the board. It's sad really.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 5 points ago +5 / -0

The woman exec VP at one place I worked had actual sleepover pajama parties for her favorite female employees complete with facials, manicures, etc in the guise of “strategy sessions”. Another job had a group of the boss’s female pets gang up and try to get me fired because I told one of my co-workers (who I invited as a professional courtesy) that she couldn’t bring her FOUR children to my evening wedding reception for a catered dinner. Bi-yatches running in packs make it really hard to do your job!

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subbookkeeper 29 points ago +29 / -0

They did some research on Male/Female bosses.

Women want Male Bosses.

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wat_meme 14 points ago +14 / -0

This ^^^. I do well with male bosses, actually male coworkers, no drama. We have maybe 4-5 female engineers out of over 80. I like it.

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Kolob 5 points ago +5 / -0

I used to think that way, but just had a couple subcontractors on a remodel, both male, and they were like Jr High girls. About made me nuts.

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TheDespotofCartoons 27 points ago +27 / -0

No. No, they don't.

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Psilocybik 24 points ago +25 / -1

It's a huge red flag, I won't work for female headed companies as a rule.

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sleepinggiant 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can actually reliably invest on the poor performance of women lead companies.

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Genericwhitemale 24 points ago +24 / -0

My company has a male CEO and he’s a major cuck, even made a whole new “inclusion statement”

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Slick_Willy 9 points ago +9 / -0

<puke>

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Genericwhitemale 10 points ago +10 / -0

He even said if you don’t agree with it maybe this isn’t the place for you

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nanowerx 7 points ago +7 / -0

My boss randomly bought me a Trump hat off the official store a couple months back. Sucks we can't all work for based employers!

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Genericwhitemale 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trust me, i'm considering it.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m in the same boat...but I make a shitload of money, so I can’t turn it down.

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BloodyWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish this was the days of the 47 ronin ...

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Transgirl_4_Trump 16 points ago +19 / -3

This is because: High connections and success + woman = sacrificed family for career. That tells you something about what values they have; conservative girls will almost always prioritize their family over their career. The only way a female CEO candidate can possibly justify her sacrifice in her own head is to embrace super nihilistic woke power games. They are almost always sociopaths and scum.

Doesn't mean a girl can't lead well; certainly they can and do (consider Margaret Thatcher). But sociopaths and leftists never make good leaders regardless of their sex.

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thesteelerfan18 -4 points ago +1 / -5

Sounds a lot like you justifying why more successful woman aren't actually better than other woman when in fact they are.

So it's okay to be an absentee father, but not an absentee mother? Anyone who prioritizes work well over family is a bad parent. Hence why I'm leaving the oil field for another line of work with better hours (and because my company's line of work got dissolved). But some people are just plain smarter and learn more efficiently so they climb the corporate latter faster.

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Transgirl_4_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pregnancy requires time off work. This inevitably slows down a woman's career. Men don't have this slowdown during their wife's pregnancy so they can continue to build connections and perform at 100%. Yes, obviously once the child is born both parents need to be involved, but that's not what I'm talking about. It's simple logic, pede.

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riffology 28 points ago +29 / -1

That would be nice to see

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NoSteppy1776 12 points ago +12 / -0

At any rate, it does a lot to break the illusion. Since the left has a stranglehold on most communication channels, they're really effective at building these facades in which, going by a quick glance at the culture, the world appear to be about 95% left-wing. But then, stuff like inflicting Go Woke Go Broke upon these Brands (TM), or the success of Goya, it helps to show that the silent majority actually exists, and we're pissed.

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pmurTJdlanoD 10 points ago +10 / -0

And when all the fagget commies were laughing at DRUMPF VotErS for “wasting their money” and getting swindled....this outcome would be based as fuck.

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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do lefties don't realize most of the famous lefties are just there to get money?

Leftism is the art of Grift, crying about racism is profitable.

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sleepinggiant 0 points ago +1 / -1

No, it won't. "Woke" at the corporate level isn't a "mistake" of C level leadership. Investment firms that control TRILLIONS in wealth are mandating it down to their vested companies.

This is a push to reshape western society, read destroy it, not a mass hysteria mistake.

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Deezy 91 points ago +92 / -1

Sounds like the Trump Train just got some wings.

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AlphaNathan 29 points ago +29 / -0

Guess you could say it's ...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

High Energy.

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BloodyWolf 9 points ago +9 / -0

YEEEAAHHHH!!!!

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Amaroq64 57 points ago +57 / -0

I just switched from red bull to rockstar for my occasional amazon delivery of a ton of energy drinks.

Looks like I'm switching back!

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F_D_Romanowski 23 points ago +23 / -0

The Rockstar CEO and founder is the son of conservative radio talk show host Michael Savage.

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StillplayenSometimes 22 points ago +22 / -0

So much energy around the conservative movement. Incredible

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InarosPrime 5 points ago +5 / -0

I typically drink Monster, but never bothered to look into their leader's politics. Apparently, Rodney Sacks was born in South Africa, emigrated to the US in the late 80s, has ties to Israel, and is a supporter of Friends of the Israeli Defense Forces nonprofit.

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lurker247 5 points ago +6 / -1

I'll pass on Monster in that case

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NotoriousCIC 49 points ago +50 / -1

“Diversity and inclusion” are code for “Incompetent minorities and gays.”

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BloodyWolf 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Diverse", as opposed to "talented".

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try4gain 6 points ago +6 / -0

Incompetent gay minorities

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james43552352345 29 points ago +29 / -0

Is Red Bull hiring? I'll gladly take the position and purge the company of any SJW trash before it plagues the entire company culture.

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Slick_Willy 8 points ago +8 / -0

I would do it for free

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AIDS1255 5 points ago +5 / -0

Under budget and ahead of schedule!

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p8riot -4 points ago +3 / -7

I'm not an energy drink guy, but I would avoid a company whose slogan is "unleash the beast" and whose logo uses the Hebrew numbers for 6. (three of them) image

There's also a cross on the can, so when you turn the can upside down when drinking, it's an upside down cross. Bad vibes all around.

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LarsOfTheMohicans 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you just quoting that lady from the video?

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runonce 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's time to stop listening to assholes.

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MikeYaY 3 points ago +5 / -2

goya is not mexican

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SnipedYou 19 points ago +19 / -0

Hire visionaries, not activists

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CommieCucker 18 points ago +18 / -0

It gets better.

"In 2017, Mateschitz railed against Germany and Austria's refugee policies and "political correctness," voiced his support for Donald Trump and announced plans to start a conservative news outlet."

Pretty good article about the whole deal here

https://www.residentadvisor.net/news/73054

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TrumptrainMAGAspeed 17 points ago +17 / -0

White people pushing for so much inclusion will need to be fired for diversity reasons before this kind of behavior gets national positive attention.

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silent_majority_2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think diversity officers are a waste of money not only because you have to pay them but also the ideas they suggest will harm the company.

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TychoDurandal 9 points ago +9 / -0

Looks like someone read Corporate Cancer

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lurkwellmyfriends 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thank you God. Praise Jesus. God Bless America.

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R2D2MightyCucks 7 points ago +7 / -0

Guess I have to switch energy drink brands.

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TheEagleSays 7 points ago +7 / -0

Buying red bull and goya as we speak

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jughaid 7 points ago +7 / -0

In Economics textbooks of 2030, it is called the "Goya Effect".....

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lifeisahologram 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have a sudden urge to drink 40 gallons of Red Bull...

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Mister_Wonderful 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just not all at once, eh...we need your vote in November

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KaneilOutis2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Based energy merchant!

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MAGAguitar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Red Bull - Giving Patriot Wings!

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AnAngryPotato 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let's hope the Goya effect spreads to other businesses. It is time to purge these far left diversity fetishists from all positions of power!

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Ennius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sweet, when bars reopen imma have jagerbombs.

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Coslin 5 points ago +5 / -0

But I'm so woke and you're so privileged!!

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HongKongFluey 5 points ago +5 / -0

But no one is against diversity. I don’t get it

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Afeazo 4 points ago +4 / -0

He knows who his customers are. You don’t really need an energy drink if you aren’t going to go do any work.

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CrackaJack 4 points ago +4 / -0

This forum about to get a WHOLE LOT MORE ENERGY!!!

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HumblePede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good for him! Like cancer, it must be cut out.

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JoeBob 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is leadership. Not succumbing to mask hysteria.

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Slothboy 4 points ago +5 / -1

Guess he gave them wings lol

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OkieRedPiller 4 points ago +4 / -0

Loading up on Goya beans and Red Bull.

Beans on steroids!!

Great to see a company call bullshit on SJW’s.

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womp_squared 4 points ago +4 / -0

Too bad I can’t drink that nasty shit or I’d go but a can right now.

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g0rdy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Buy and donate :)

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Shiron 0 points ago +1 / -1

Try red bull cola. It's not an energy drink and has a very unique taste and doesn't contain like 50% sugar.

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Walls_Work 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never really liked Red Bull because it tastes like cough syrup to me... but ya know... with this CCP flu making the rounds you just can't take too many chances with your health so I might just have to FUCKING DRINK SOME! After buying it, of course. The Ice cream lickers tend to get that part backwards.

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cashmoney 3 points ago +3 / -0

God I love LOTR. Tolkien would be one of us.

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dubler6 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have the best Dietrichs, don’t we?

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BoyCockGirlCockEIEIO 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s it I’m butt chugging some Red Bulls tonight!

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BoughtByBloomberg2 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Redbull gives you wings... so fly straight outta my office you're FIRED!!!!"

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TickleTh1sElmo 3 points ago +3 / -0

The way to have diversity isn't to be sexist and racist like liberals want to do. They don't understand that choosing someone to get a position based upon them not being white or a man is exactly what they claim to fight against.

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2016TrumpMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of course it was a woman.

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hilboggins 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh thank god. I'd be PISSSED if I had to drop the RedBull F1 team..