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skumario 10 points ago +10 / -0

Or Bolton in drag.

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PantsJihad 6 points ago +6 / -0

You know he wouldn't shave the mustache.

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

He'd lose his part time job at Sea World. Throw a fish at him and watch how fast he'll balance it on his nose before devouring it.

Spezdit: spelling

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ThurstonHowell3rd 1 point ago +1 / -0

He would have brought a sidewinder missile under each arm.