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Independenceforever 5 points ago +5 / -0

It is aliens replacing him?

Devils possessing him?

WTF is that plus Kamala Botox Jokerface?

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COnDEMnED 5 points ago +5 / -0

Isn’t he a CIA plant anyways? DARPA Lifelog

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL, we're not supposed to know about Lifelog! You're going to get us disappeared! But yeah. Truth.

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COnDEMnED 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oops...I’m sorry, I’m sorry...

I meant to say there is no way Facebook was created by the department of defense, then named Lifelog, to have limitless information granted to our government by an unknowing consenting public who willingly gives away their freedoms in exchange for FarmVille.

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is quite possibly the best sentence I have ever read! Certainly the best at condensing very complex events and technology to a distilled, concentrated red pill. Bravo!

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COnDEMnED 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every once in awhile I can form coherent thoughts. ;)

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HossBonaventure 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fake news. There is no way he is morphing. He is just shedding his lizard skin.

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greginald_mcdicken 4 points ago +4 / -0

Counterpoint: In the last picture, he's in the water and his Human makeup is washing off.

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's even more terrifying.

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L3MONPL3DG3 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a fucking ghoul.