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StableGenius45 108 points ago +108 / -0

Trumps words: "Dr. Birx is right outside." Trumps thoughts: "Fuck Fauci!"

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sustainable_saltmine 91 points ago +91 / -0

Fauci is too busy throwing baseballs like a bitch

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 26 points ago +26 / -0

More like catching baseballs

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Weremoose 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wishing he could catch daddy Trump's pitch.

But Trump doesn't play for that team

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deleted 19 points ago +19 / -0
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HockeyMom4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

By swimming pools

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 4 points ago +4 / -0

By a really shitty pool next to a really shitty-looking wall wearing very shitty brown shoes and a cheap shitty plastic watch. The magazine? InStyle.

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anon572759 2 points ago +2 / -0

A pool beside a really shitty doctor.

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KuhlooKuhlay 57 points ago +57 / -0

Everybody in politics on our side should learn how to do this kind of thing. Not even a sniff, snide remark, facial tic or anything, just a cold dead rejection of the question.

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1in1024th 29 points ago +29 / -0

He's a master at reframing situations

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Fabius 8 points ago +8 / -0

Exactly. A lot of the people on this site hyperventilate whenever the Democrats say something stupid or radical. Like, "We're going to get rid of the electoral college!" or "All white people are going to killed!"

My very calm answer is, "No you aren't."

You really have to start speaking to them like they're toddlers throwing a fit. When my 3 year old gets mad and kicks his feet, I don't get mad and kick my feet back, I just tell him "No." and "Crying isn't going to change the answer."

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KuhlooKuhlay 3 points ago +3 / -0

My favorite dismissive remark IRL to this kind of stuff is "I'm pretty sure that you aren't gonna do shit." Which always stymies them real good. Because it's not like they can do anything in that moment but continue empty talk and threats. Of course if they do actually something it will be spontaneous and shitty.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fabius

Throwing a fit when a 3 y/o is throwing a fit usually brings it to an abrupt end.

It works for strangers kids in public also. You can actually hear the Windows Error sound when a complete stranger starts a mocking hissy fit!

Grown leftist are too far gone for this to be effective...

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Cutter 9 points ago +9 / -0

Doctor Who?

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SaladBin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now I'm picturing some kinda Parodies. "Shunned by his people he's off to save the Galaxie"

Doctor Fauci

Tragic it would be better than the show we've got now.

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Libertysheimdall1 36 points ago +36 / -0

... and Dr. Fauci sleeps with da fishes.

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PutinPaganda 17 points ago +17 / -0

There is a reason The media is pushing to have Fauci fired...and there is a reason he isnt yet, irresponsible (Wuhan).

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MAGA_____bitches 16 points ago +16 / -0

I wish Trump would have said Fauchi is out by the pool taking pictures.

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flashersenpai 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fauci would have done better for himself if he would have just stayed quiet instead of undermining elected officials who have to make decisions based on more than infection numbers.

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CaptRied 10 points ago +10 / -0

‘Dr.’ Fauci is right where he should be, outside.

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Littlebabycakes 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fauci is taking more pics like the celebrity he is.

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cowsho 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love this man's composure. How he tolerates the media's rudeness every day blows my mind. The only time the media was ever rude to Obama, he chewed them out and walked out. And they loved him for it.

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wonderfulusa 5 points ago +6 / -1

What he actually said was : " Dr. Birx is right outside. And, if you Say 'where's Fauci' or Say 'where's Birx' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, ask that one more Goddamn time! "

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

Eaaahhhh, she's busy honkin' bobo in the garden, wiseguy.