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chuckachookah 134 points ago +135 / -1

1929, Chicago

  • 7 killed in one of the most famed gang killings ever
  • Forever known as the St Valentines Day Massacre)

2020, Chicago

  • 16 killed shot at a funeral for the death of another gang member
  • Known as... Tuesday.

Chicago is really "progressive".

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JamesBond007 30 points ago +30 / -0

Excellent observation

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chuckachookah 16 points ago +17 / -1

Comedy & Tragedy are often shared perspectives.

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Kek_The_World 17 points ago +17 / -0

There is going to be deaths announced from this. Witnesses say wounds all over their bodies. I don’t get it. The Gang culture is what is really killing African Americans. And they wouldn’t be so quick to join gangs if they had strong, involved fathers.

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Sky_RPL 2 points ago +2 / -0

But then they would vote conservative. You can't have that. Better to just destroy society.

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chuckachookah 9 points ago +10 / -1

Yeah, no Tommy guns either.

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Mean_MAGA_Facka 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's busy working on FOIA.

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chuckachookah 0 points ago +1 / -1

I meant the actual Thompson machine gun.

Aka... "Tommy Gun", Aka... "Chicago Typewriter", "Chicago Submachine", Aka... "Chicago Piano", Aka... "Chicago Style", Aka... "Chicago Organ Grinder"

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IPMang 10 points ago +11 / -1

Underrated comment.

Can't find the Reddit gold button though?

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brutustyberius 3 points ago +4 / -1

“ “

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

If there are more shootings at the funerals for the victims of this shooting, and then more shootings at the funerals for those victims, just imagine what the body count will be in a year.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 9 points ago +9 / -0

And they shoot two friends, and they shoot two friends...

Well, shoot

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Dereliction 4 points ago +4 / -0

Multi-level Mayhem.

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Mean_MAGA_Facka 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hail Hydra!

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junkbot123 50 points ago +50 / -0

Sounds like competing gangs of joggers going out for a run.

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ORD_to_SFO 25 points ago +25 / -0

A marathon

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SBOJ_JOBS 11 points ago +11 / -0

Jogging can be hard on your knees... and the rest of you.

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FiDollaMilkshake [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

KEK! Quick... someone look and see if it's still there...

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glasseye 14 points ago +14 / -0

Amish again?

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JamesBond007 11 points ago +11 / -0

They should dump the bodies on Lori Lightfoot’s front porch. Take pictures

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kaseius1 10 points ago +10 / -0

Let's make guns illegaler!

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womp-womp-twice 3 points ago +3 / -0

mUh gUnShOw LoOpHoLe

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thehacker4channel 10 points ago +10 / -0

If only whites didn't invent the concept of racism in the year 2020...

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IPMang 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wow 16 people shot in Chicago...

This could have legs.

This might even go as far as:

The regional news.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, nothing to see here. In other news, water is wet.

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fauxtool 2 points ago +2 / -0

wewuzkangs

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wewuzkangz n sheeeit, now we're just dayyid

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AtariArtist 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or as Chicago calls it ... Tuesday.

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IamM 7 points ago +7 / -0

-Cut to the futurama meme where there's a long list of pictures of aliens being assassinated by eachother before fry says 'at least my assassin got what was coming to him'.

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womp-womp-twice 2 points ago +2 / -0

haha didn't know that one, had to look it up!

sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLeOu__EYQw

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rageous 7 points ago +9 / -2

Oh, gee.. another mass shooting? I guess the Durham arrests going public are imminent then. We all know the Democrats love false flag mass shootings as cover for their dirty laundry.

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junkbot123 21 points ago +21 / -0

nah this one is just typical dindu shit,

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Cue_Cumber 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, that's what I assumed, too. On the bright side, it's called "thinning out (or culling) the herd." Not like it wasn't overdue.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 11 points ago +11 / -0

shhhhhh. they don't call it a "mass shooting" unless a white guy does it. . .

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Mythologick 7 points ago +7 / -0

Probably a white supremacist shooter tbqh. Duh.

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GnuYow 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're probably right, AOC told me this kind of thing is because legal gun sales are way up.

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Kek_The_World 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who is also a cop.

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that_sound 6 points ago +6 / -0

hmm

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SnipedYou 6 points ago +6 / -0

By the end of our national unvirtuous cycle of blame the White man, these liberal city "leaders" will be begging the feds for help.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope. Haven;t you seen the UN announce their plans for OWG?

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brutustyberius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just wait till the next funeral. Btw...how are they having funerals with more that 10 people?

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JKillen 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is insanity. I heard cheef keef shot music videos in his apt because going out was so dangerous

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FratPatriot99 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao I always thought he was on house arrest but I want this to be true so bad

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JKillen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aww that may be right. It was some aside comment a youtuber made and it would make sense.

Someone pulled the plug on his hologram live performance at a festival my friend was managing because he had warrants in Chicago.

The ACLU said they violated his 1st amendment lol.

Granted they got 30k for GWAR when they shut their show down at house of blues.

They donated it all to the national center for missing and exploited children

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nodoxplz 4 points ago +4 / -0

If Chicago really wants to cut down on shooting deaths they should visit the idea of having gang funerals via Zoom.

This must be the 10th or 11th time I've randomly stumbled across an instance of someone getting shot, then their whole crew gets shot at the funeral.

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trumpcard94 3 points ago +3 / -0

I haven’t clicked the link to confirm, but going to go out on a limb here... the suspect(s), victims, and person whose funeral was taking place were black?

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VCE1 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is terribly sad and impossible to upvote. Why

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Kek_The_World 3 points ago +3 / -0

I confess I just don’t get this behavior. How do you get in a car and shoot people at a funeral? What inside of you says this is on your to do list today?

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GoodGeotus2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Listen to music that glorifies vengeance and lawlessness since in utero

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IAbsolutelyDare 3 points ago +3 / -0

Musta been another MGTOW, smh.

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JoshHawley 3 points ago +3 / -0

We should send in Lori “McFishEye” Lightfoot to talk some sense into these gang members.

After all, she doesn’t need to learn leadership from President Trump.

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Violence interrupters"... I saw some gangster from Chicago described this way on some media site just the other day.
Libs really live in another, made up reality don't they?

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Berzerker_king 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is no media outrage over this ..hm.. this can only mean that the killer was a muslim and / or a black. am i right?

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FratPatriot99 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quick, let's send in the Social Workers!!

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A300killdozer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never a moment if peace there

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FullAutoFlintlock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahahahahahahahaha

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RespectMyNipples5 2 points ago +2 / -0

As much as this is tragic, they wanted this. They wanted their diversity and light approach toward crime, and they got it.

If I was a paycheck away from homelessness, and I went to a job and shit on the boss's chair and slapped some coworker's asses and get fired, would you feel sorry for me if I become homeless?

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Followdamoolah2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn they might need to borrow a refrigerator truck from New York.

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JustInTime2_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have to increase those COVID-19 numbers.

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Kgs77 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did the guy misplace his Melatonin??

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Gmama2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Last I checked fentonyl, cocaine and heroin were all illegal in the 50 states, heck even in all 57, and the average high school student can still obtain them if they want them. Why do these morons think banning guns will stop criminals from getting them?

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BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +2 / -0

The gang wanted to make sure he was dead. This is what a city looks like with cops who are stretched thin and told to guard stupid BLM graffiti.

People die. Kids die. Everyone suffers.

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AngelMark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why the FUCK did my little bro move to that God forsaken city? He thinks we are coming to visit soon! NO FUCKING WAY! Not even if he winds up having kids!

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Wheredidiputit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Am I the only one who doesn't give a fuck? I want those numbers higher. Let these animals cull themselves.