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RedditDotLose 109 points ago +110 / -1

I made an account but can never think of anything spicier than what's in the comments

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RBailey82nd 47 points ago +47 / -0

Just let all that sarcasm flow through your fingers and in to TD.win

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RedditDotLose 48 points ago +48 / -0

What happens if I get tired of all the winning?

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CarpenterRichard 28 points ago +28 / -0

Great username!

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RedditDotLose 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks!

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iPertinax 16 points ago +16 / -0

Call up the White House to complain.

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NoSteppy2020 14 points ago +14 / -0

Then Trump says, "I'm sorry we are going to keep winning because we are going to make America great again!"

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ModernKnight 5 points ago +5 / -0

You tell us to stop. You say, "no, no more, it's too much winning!" But we won't stop. We're gonna win MORE!

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TheMadManDidItAgain 4 points ago +4 / -0

You won't get tired of winning. Winning is a hell of a drug.

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mintyfresh 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes, channel your inner H.L. Mencken.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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SoWoke 17 points ago +17 / -0

You’re loved, anyway, bother/sister.

You matter; we all do.

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thekindlyman555 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's okay. As a (presumably) straight white male person, you should know that according to the Smithsonian Institute, "bland is best" is a tenet of whiteness that we need to deconstruct.

So you're just being a good white person by not being spicy.

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Anzac21 44 points ago +45 / -1

Finally took the plunge! Feels good to be back in kekistan!!

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SoWoke 21 points ago +21 / -0

Have a 🧥

And a 🧱

Welcome back patriot.

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bubadmt 10 points ago +10 / -0

Have a purple and a wall.

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MichaelGioIreland 6 points ago +6 / -0

Welcome home fren

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Anzac21 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks buddy!

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Kaarous 27 points ago +27 / -0

It's like a swimming pool. Come on it, the water's fine. Except it's not water, we're all neck deep in dank memes.

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pmurTJdlanoD 11 points ago +11 / -0

With red pill flotation devices to grab on to!

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deleted 27 points ago +29 / -2
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Gunsmonkey22 22 points ago +22 / -0

I was one. But I decided it couldn't only be learning and sadness for what's coming. I needed you fucking pedes to make me laugh more. And I hated the idea I couldn't upvote, and I only recently got the trumtspa to post a thing or two. Thank you. I never much did Reddit...but Tim Pool talking about how this group was pushed out, brought me here.

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thedalmatianturtle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Definitely come here for the laughs.

We can't be all doom and gloom, we're not democrats.

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spicyfins 20 points ago +20 / -0

I made an account after being a long time TD and TD.win lurker. Proud to say that I've stepped out of the shadows as a vocal Trump supporter IRL, too.

Hola to my fellow baby pedes.

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Boogi2shoes 18 points ago +18 / -0

If you think masks are for losers make an account \○/

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NoSteppy2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

I just made ten more accounts for each member of my family....

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SizzleChest 15 points ago +15 / -0

Glad to be here, as a recently enlightened supporter of Trump 👍🇺🇸

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4moreyears 8 points ago +8 / -0

Welcome! What was it that finally redpilled you? We're always interested to see what "works" cuz there's a shitload of info a lot of people don't know and don't seem to want to know

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corntortilla 6 points ago +6 / -0

The lies from the left and the media, but not about trump. It was the lies about Reagan. Then I spent 3 1/2 decades waiting for you folks, thinking you were never going to show up.

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4moreyears 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry for keeping you waiting haha but glad we're all here now and with the right man in charge 👌🏻

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

See, I bought all the lies about Ronald Reagan, and it wasn’t until 2004 when the left tried to push that traitor John Kerry on us that I finally woke up!!

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SizzleChest 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Epstein suicide made me realize how corrupt everyone is. After doing research, i wondered, "how the hell does anyone even remotely trust the clintons?" Well, through media. It was obvious after i stopped and really listened. The media told me Trump was trash. Fuck mainstream media. I fell for it before doing my own investigation. I wont be a sheep again

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USA1 15 points ago +16 / -1

Can we add a member count mods?

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MAGAPlenty 15 points ago +15 / -0

Just made one!

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Mynamesprivate 14 points ago +14 / -0

I only subscribed for a day or two on the old subreddit, but i checked in every single day. Its been a wild ride, and its been awesome, even when i was benching myself til the .win came qlong.

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pmurTJdlanoD 13 points ago +14 / -1

Pepe is frens

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Abramsrunner 13 points ago +14 / -1

I lurk a lot, nice to have an account here to up vote the posts I've seen as I get most of my news here, plus building the wall on each post is fun too.

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Martinini 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same. I get a lot of my news from here. Build the wall

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CelesteD 12 points ago +12 / -0

I made an account after lurking for a month, now I just need to know where to shitpost without bothering anyone. I'm polite like that.

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hocuspocusfocusjeep [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

you're not bothering anyone here. Shitpost at will

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CelesteD 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have an idea but I feel like I dont want to make a post and detract from all the actual real world important stuff happening every day now.

It's just a feel good image.

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ItHasComeToThis 6 points ago +6 / -0

This train has no brakes and no downvote button.

Post Away We find this right to be self evident.

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CelesteD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ok, next question, I need a meme generator that doesn't harvest email/personal info.

Suggestions?

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hocuspocusfocusjeep [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

4chan but that's a cesspool

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ModernKnight 4 points ago +4 / -0

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator Create your meme, right click, save image on your computer, re-upload to maga.host, then use "create a post" here, select "link post," copy the maga.host link in the "link" section, put whatever you want to say in the "title" area, click "post." Rinse, repeat!

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CelesteD 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's what I normally do, but I'm working with a screenshot that shows all my email information and tabs/background. I'm not very good at editing yet, I'm brand new to the whole meme thing. Meme generator even warns you the info can be used to identify you.

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, yes. I'm not too competent with cropping images. I wish I could give some pointers there.

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PropagandaWizard1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shit where you please Fren it's all good!

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Choose your shittin' place like a hobo in San Francisco?

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PropagandaWizard1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol, yes just like America's toilet San Francisco.

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do it anyway! Do it if you think it will get a few chuckles out of someone, do it if you think someone will find it interresting, do it if you think one person may draw inspiration from it, do it if you just want to throw it out in the void!

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Peashout 11 points ago +11 / -0

Someone give this pede a coat, 3 bricks, and remove all brakes!

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ItHasComeToThis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Slow down there Pede, You're in direct violation of 49 CFR § 232.103

https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/49/232.103

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JuanTitor 10 points ago +10 / -0

I never posted on r/T_D, as I had too much personally identifying posts on my account and am too lazy to juggle 2 accounts.

I was missing out, posting on here is great, it is one of the only online communities I can have a discussion with.

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Martinini 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn't it a damn shame? Having to worry about supporting the president of the United States?? Having to be concerned about repercussions simply for having an opinion? I didn't vote for Trump in 2016, but I sure as hell didn't vote for Hillary. I was a Iongtime lurker on r/T_D and on here til now. Thank you pedes for this platform! Trump 2020

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Crux_Minion 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lurker has arrived. Encouragement is why we are all here and coming here now. Thank you Pedes for creating thedonald.

Watch Reddit Die. Twitter is ban happy if you like the letter Q now I see. Tolerance? Now Where is the Brick bot and the Train exactly HOW FAST is the Train going now? Join in Pedes. Take back ground, I see you standing up, I hear you shouting encouragement. We are here.

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KeyRepair 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love you guys, Thanks for existing!

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RBailey82nd 7 points ago +12 / -5

its like prison sex.... it'll eventually happen, so why not now?!

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 14 points ago +14 / -0

good lord man

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ThatTitansGuy 11 points ago +12 / -1

Prison sex isn't TheDonald; it's literally much fucking better than that lol

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Gunsmonkey22 11 points ago +11 / -0

ugg...worst analogy ever.

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MsQleo 9 points ago +10 / -1

The Donald, where our coats double as party blankets

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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dragqueen4trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Inspired me to start posting again! <3

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BrownRugs 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’ve lurked since the reddit days right before the election and I think I might be addicted to winning.

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is that a goiter? I hear reading too much fake news leads to that. Very deadly especially if it progresses to stage 4 TDS.

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Meme_Too 5 points ago +6 / -1

Not today though. I got signed out on Firefox and couldn't log back in. I even tried to create a new account without success. Finally discovered I was still logged in with Brave browser. An effect of the DDoS attack?

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ItHasComeToThis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember to always use different passwords for your accounts Pede.

Usually a DDOS error will give you a cloud front message.

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Aaaaaaaaaaa11 5 points ago +5 / -0

I made an account with a handle that I've use alot, my mistake, and some one who I know had googled it. I'm in a deep blue city and I work in tech. I could lose my job if it came out I'm conservative. Luckily I was able to deny it was my account. Just a cautionary tale....

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JanetMerai 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trilingual TransPede here, it's great to be in the party! :D

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PartandParcel 5 points ago +5 / -0

C’mon in frens. The water’s warm and the memes are hot.

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MAGASquatch 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's fun! Jump on in; the water is warm from the salty tears of the Libtards.

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rationalforce 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't you have to have an account to even view? Or did it change back?

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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bixnood 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seriously, do it faggot.

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PropagandaWizard1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

killing them with kindness, good tactic Fren!

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SSFade 4 points ago +5 / -1

How can I get rid of these broken heart symbols after my name after every comment?

I know it's likely a handshake? Or something like that? And represents lack of posts. Not sure it's the best method or image however.

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hocuspocusfocusjeep [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just means you're new and yes it's a handshake. It goes away

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

The longer you’re here, the more you will appreciate that new people have it.

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Based_Kanye 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reddit is asshole, why Charlie hate? BECAUSE REDDIT IS BASTARD MAN

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Kmm789 3 points ago +3 / -0

Took that red pill with a nice side of a theDonald.win for a chaser! Account isn't even a hour old. Looking forward to some real conversations and meeting some good decent Americans!

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hocuspocusfocusjeep [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welcome Fren

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RogueLeaderX 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need as many people as we can get here! Our enemies have all the Globalist dollars. All we have is each other!

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leftcansuckmydick 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here I am. Thanks for the invite.

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fs713 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lurking is a mistake, i've learned this recently.

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SoAngryRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

We must hang together or we shall all hang separately!

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MeMeBigLurk 3 points ago +3 / -0

I made an account just to upvote.

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Warren_Puffitt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I cant count the number of times I've share TD's URL around every part of social media I use.

"I'll. Just. Leave. This. Right. Here..." lol

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FreedomBeaver 3 points ago +3 / -0

Come on in, the water's covfefe!

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SlumberBalu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do you even want me here? I don't even live in America, but I want that you guys get the best you can get, live your best life. Enjoy the freedom to the fullest.

You want guns, go down to the shooting range, and blast some rounds with the bois and cold once? Sure have fun, stay safe.

You want freedom and that everyone can do what they want and marry who they want, sounds swell!

You want that even unborn life has a chance to grow, no matter the circumstance of there creation?

I get all of that, even tho I don't have it where I am.

But still, do you want me her?

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saltyhellsaur 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's been a bit of a journey for me. I was a normie kinda sorta eating up the media's shittalking in the earlier stages of 2016, then I was laughing my fucking ass off at the reactions to Trump's victory. My red pill (which actually dates back to Trayvon Martin) has been going deeper and deeper since then until Chicom Flu made me a fully molted magapede.

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AngryNeighbor 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have been lurking from the EU for some time and decided to join the Party :)

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axrevolutionai 3 points ago +3 / -0

We got yo back (drums) We got yo back (drums)

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Duckrow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Decided to join in for the invite.

I don't even know what this website is about... we're supporting Biden, right?

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Elias 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey man, I just want to lurk in peace! I am not a seasoned meme vet like the pro's here.

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MichaelDenny 2 points ago +2 / -0

We’re all frens here.

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SFgayDude4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best decision I ever made

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Dooley127 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spread the word! Every time I comment on a Trumper's TikTok video I add TheDonald.Win to the comments.

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iosulfur 2 points ago +2 / -0

I couldn't create an account on Firefox (with all the privacy options on) so I use Edge just for TD. More for the dark theme than for writing comments. The devs should give us more feedback when the account creation fails. It took me a while to figure out that a less private browser was required.