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wong 153 points ago +156 / -3

Okay Jaba

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MikesBigJockstrap 94 points ago +94 / -0

Jabba the Glutt says "Bring me more Mickies... and the King"

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Patriot76 47 points ago +47 / -0

Some fat bitch at Costco said the exact thing to me because I wAs wEarInG mY mAsK wRoNg

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HockeyMom4Trump 32 points ago +32 / -0

Isn’t that insane! The fattest people are the most into masks

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EntilZha 19 points ago +19 / -0

They know they're grotesque, they like having an excuse to hide their face.

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Wintergreen 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is also why old hags want everyone to wear masks.

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HockeyMom4Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

i can't say I mind not having to look at some of their ugly faces

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GodsHonestTruth 9 points ago +9 / -0

Women in particular love the masks because it is a virtue signal. They take photos of themselves with masks on for social media while they are inside their homes.

The fat and ugly ones love it because it hides their deformities.

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spaceghost17 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are communist dog whistles.

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Patriot76 2 points ago +2 / -0

My wife (not a blimp) hates these masks. But she’s also former Air Force medic and understands how infection control and virology works.

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NativeNorCal 3 points ago +3 / -0

They need body masks but there's not enough material.

It's disgusting to think of a heart pumping it's ass off to push blood through miles of choked off little blood veins just to keep a gluttonous organism like that alive.

They need to put McD's on top off mountains with greasy slopes so these organism's expend some energy for their satiation.

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HerrBBQ 24 points ago +24 / -0

Lol the requirement is to where a mask with little stipulation what exactly a "mask" is and no stipulation on how to where it. Most retail employees don't give a fuck. I walk into a store with it hanging off my ear. If another customer complains I laugh at them.

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TrumpPosse 24 points ago +24 / -0

Just tell them, " My body. My choice." ...and watch them boil.

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joebud 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wear a mask on my ass, I was told you can spread covid from your farts.

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Choomguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would have no problem saying “if you are concerned about your health stop being a fat fuck”

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 19 points ago +26 / -7

Why is Trump now telling people to wear masks?

Why is he stoking the fear that the virus has returned?

This is fucking bullshit, and I don't like what I'm seeing from him on this.

Don't @ me. I fucking love the president.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-says-coronavirus-crisis-will-get-worse-before-it-gets-better-urges-mask-wearing

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 30 points ago +33 / -3

Idk. Maybe he's heading in the direction of "you can wear a mask to shop, you can wear a mask to vote."

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 20 points ago +22 / -2

Meh. Still emboldens the radical governors to reclose society, which will DESTROY our economy, far more than it already has.

We need to stop pandering and coddling the mentally weak. We need to stand up and destroy this narrative.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 12 points ago +12 / -0

I hear ya. Just trying to figure out why GEOTUS said to mask up yesterday.

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DeusVultIntensifies 12 points ago +13 / -1

Pretty sure for two reasons. To give governors who do not want to shut down their state the optic that everything is under control. We all know the CCP funded American MSM is pushing for us to shut down again and the governors need to play politics. Second reason- because if Orange Man Bad says masks are good, there will be rabid MSM journalists and SM "influencers" who will publicly decry that masks are useless because they won't be able to help themselves. They hate Trump and us that much.

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HockeyMom4Trump 14 points ago +14 / -0

He did say HCQ worked and they banned prescribing it, so maybe he is telling people to mask up so people scream, “No! Masks are useless!” and they end this BS. You might be on to something

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g0rdy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Simple. The opposition oppose anything Trump supports.

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socrates2 10 points ago +11 / -1

He still has to be a politician i guess. And as someone who dislikes a mask requirement. As soon as he advocates that masks are ok, the left will hopefully move on.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 15 points ago +15 / -0

the left will hopefully move on.

Hah. You must be new around here.

It will only drive them to the extreme. They will mandate that masks be worn inside single-family homes, and begin locking people up who don't wear them, citing Trump's blessing as evidence that it is the right thing to do.

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socrates2 4 points ago +6 / -2

He publicly says he can wear masks when he is visiting a hospital etc. And has worn them. But at same time refuses a national mask mandate. Works to develop vaccine but same time lets everyone know he is using HydroChlorine plus zinc etc.

The left is trying to win and blame this thing that really has nothing to do with him on him. The mask is how they will and are trying, thats why they went from flattening the curve dont wear masks save em for hospital workers to masks should be worn at the beach.

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drsowells1fan 3 points ago +3 / -0

They will mandate that masks be worn inside single-family homes

And there are plenty of retards in Cali already happily doing that. I watched my neighbor eat his cereal on his porch in a mask. Pulling it down to shovel it in, then up over his nose whilst chewing. Down again for another spoonful...

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TNpedefosho 7 points ago +8 / -1

I support him because he isn’t a politician.

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socrates2 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yes he isnt a career politician trying to enrich himself. But he needs to win. And right now the middle ground voter doesn't hate masks so much - why should he fall on that hill.

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dakin116 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope, now they will just say "Drumpf is masking up now Trumptards, when are you gonna wear them!?"

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socrates2 1 point ago +2 / -1

Thats true. Thats their spin.

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dakin116 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're gloating all over the fox news article, so sick of this crap

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edxzxz 6 points ago +6 / -0

idk, I'm in on the idea that POTUS is calling the lefties bluff since now they're claiming that 'if everyone would just wear a mask for the next 2 weeks we could crush the covid epidemic (fyi, CDC has said over 2 weeks ago it isn't an epidemic anymore). Now, instead of them crying 3 weeks from now that it's Trump's fault people are still testing positive for china flu, he can point out they said 2 more weeks of submission would kill it, and if it doesn't, he's got irrefutable proof they're full of shit, if it does end up killing it, then they lose their argument that in person voting is dangerous. At worst, maybe it's just a matter of choosing which hills are worth dying on?

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HockeyMom4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

True. But we all now even with mask wearing, this is not going away. Not until at least November 4,

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not sure it's going away then either.

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b9k9 7 points ago +7 / -0

You guys are overthinking this.

Will trump lose even one single vote from his base over supporting masks?

So, this is about protecting his flank. He could potentionally gain millions from fence sitters.

But they need to be assured that hes balanced and moderate. Taking a hard line at this point - on any front - poses more risk than reward.

Thus the long patient wait. That alone should highlight the differences with highly charged emotional rioters.

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incogneato 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think it also has a lot to do with keeping actual physical polling places open. The Left is trying to close them in order to force Cheat By Mail.

We have to keep our eyes on the prize. Nothing is more important right now than a fair election. We don't want to win a battle (masks) but lose the war (the election.)

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Guruchild 1 point ago +1 / -0

It doesn't matter what Trump does or says. The left will oppose him, lie about it, and continue about their stupid commie tactics. Party of mindless opposition.

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OGpsywar 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's confusing the Dems's attack-points while he sets the public priming for the collapse, and hopefully arrest, of Fauci et alia.

Possibly Vast et alia.

But - agree with Ghostpatrick, it's taking us deeper into Muh Mandatory Mask territory than I'm comfortable tolerating.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe he has some info that the virus crap and riots are red pilling lots of Americans? If not, I don’t know what his reasons would be.

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incogneato 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keeping the polling places open. It's harder to argue against closing them (and therefore force Cheat By Mail) if everyone is willing to wear a (stupid) mask and maintain (stupid) social distancing.

We don't want to win a battle over masks but risk losing the election to Leftist cheating. Sometimes you have to give a little to get a whole lot more.

That's what Trump is doing.

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mrh218 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm lovin' it!

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Brainz 35 points ago +35 / -0

I got a promotion at work so I went to Nordstrom Rack to get some new threads...walk in, they offer me a mask at the door I say no thanks I’m ok. Pick some clothes out, walk up to the cashier and it’s an overweight 50 year old lady with grey hair, mask and gloves on. She says where’s your mask I said I’m ok and she rolls her eyes. I said “Did you just roll your eyes? What’s with the attitude?” She says nothing the rest of the transaction. I said have a nice day. Could have snapped on this lady and made a huge scene but I thought ya know I’m excited and celebrating and she’s not gonna ruin it and also I felt I acted more mature in that situation than someone who could’ve been my mom.

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ZeroDeltaTango 7 points ago +7 / -0

HERE'S WHAT I DON'T GET

They even TELL you the mask isn't for protecting you. It's the government forcing you to love your fellow man to the extent of spending untold money buying and replacing masks every day. Even after doing all that, YOU can still get the virus. It's only for others! So what I don't get is, how does the virus KNOW which direction it's going? It can get through your bandana and infect YOU, but if you cough or sneeze into it and rebreathe it all day, it can't get through the cotton weave that you can see right through?

The whole thing is a blatant obvious lie to anyone with critical thinking skills. A biology course or ten really makes it clear how full of shit are the identity thieves (govt clowns who used to say never wear the mask and now insist on your wearing it).

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ZeroDeltaTango 6 points ago +7 / -1

What I love is that, here on the freethinking, free-speech website of the ages, tdw, where people can say whatever they like, almost NOBODY is pimping the global communists line that masks are great and they work. Besides President Trump.

His recent flip flop on the deal has me very concerned, but another part of me isn't. Here's why.

Almost every single time he's said or done something that initially looked concerning, he's later been totally vindicated. He was right, and everyone who was worried was wrong. It's happened so often and so consistently that he's earned a kind of automatic pass.

Has he ever been wrong and stayed wrong? Well there was the Sessions pick. Except that initially looked wrong to approximately zero people: Sessions was his biggest and earliest senate supporter, had no shenanigans on his record. There were some other personnel decisions that some can say looked AT THE TIME like a trainwreck about to happen, but they are few and far between.

All I can postulate is that Trump has inside info that we don't (he does) and that the mask thing will soon go away and not become a permanent fixture of control over our economy and lifestyle. We want spectator sports back. Fuck, doesn't the Hollywood elite want movie attendance back? They can't possibly be willing to walk away from that mountain of money.

Keeping my fingers crossed. So far have not put on the muzzle and do not intend to. Searching for official CDC/WHO documents saying if you have a medical condition you don't need to wear it.

I got smothered a lot as a kid and can't stand anything over my face. Should I have to reveal that in order to buy eggs and bacon?

FUTURE SCENARIOS TRUMP NEEDS TO KEEP FROM HAPPENING, No. 16:

  • Walk into store, freefacing. No mask, as usual.

  • Karen: Excuse me sir, where's your mask

  • Doctor said not to wear it. I have a condition.

  • Oh? What condition?

  • My medical information is private, I'm not required to discuss it with you

  • ::Karen calls police, and they arrive::

  • This walking virus won't wear the mask, officer! The germspreader claims to have a medical excuse but won't divulge it!

  • We require you to hide your face at all times, sir. Where is your medical excuse? Let me see your papers, old man! You vill vear ze muzzle or you vill show me zose papers, old man! We own your identity. We own your freedom of speech, the press, assembly, religion, all of it. We own your medical records.

Still not overly concerned, just want to nip this shit in the bud.

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was recently in NC where they have mandatory mask policy. I saw plenty of people not wearing one.

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CountryState_of_Mind 4 points ago +4 / -0

just want to nip this shit in the bud> I couldn't agree more. Masks keep us all living in the freakin' Twilight Zone, keeps the fear alive in the minds of sheep and emboldens the left to push harder for them in my opinion. "It's just a mask" = "It's just a vaccine" = "It's just a microchip".

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Brainz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, it’s as if the cashier thinks in her head that all of these customers (sheeple) are on her side but actually you’re enforcing them to wear a mask to shop there right when they walk in the door. I wanted to say hey lady you know you’re in the minority. 80% of these people just don’t want a confrontation with you so they put the damn thing on, but I’m more than happy to have one.

Thanks!

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socrates2 4 points ago +5 / -1

Also you have to make those front line workers angry that they have to work when Teachers who are exposed to 15-20 students are not being asked to go to work again until 2021.

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JonahND 6 points ago +6 / -0

You have a lot more restraint than I do

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Brainz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol I could’ve gone from 0-100 real quick. But as I get older I’m really trying to show restraint and composure within myself as well as on the outside. I’ve always been a very passionate type that literally flips when confronted by an irrational opposition. I’m working on it.

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uberswank99 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ha I'm the opposite. The older i get them less fucks I give... And I'm really getting low in fucks the past few months.

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Brainz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol it can go both ways for sure

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ZeroDeltaTango 6 points ago +6 / -0

Great story! Upvoted

This is a fantastic article about the "mask-erade" being nothing but a plot to maintain a fear-based society where everyone is faceless and suspicious of each other. Easier for elite to control.

SPREAD FAR AND WIDE:

https://vigilantcitizen.com/latestnews/the-face-mask-a-powerful-symbol-of-covid-oppression/

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BallsackPaneer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I too have had to contend with the weaponized sheeple eye-roll. After encountering it I am also good with the silence that follows. Screw them.

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socrates2 5 points ago +6 / -1

Just say but I am not sick, and then Just ask them if they are sick. And when they say no act shocked and say: Then why are you wearing a mask.

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edxzxz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or you could be a real ass and ask her if she's aware that being overweight increases her risk of death from china flu dramatically, and follow up by asking since she's so concerned about china flu, what was she doing to lose all the extra weight so that she doesn't become a massive expense to the health care system you help pay for.

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socrates2 1 point ago +2 / -1

Haha. I try to take a compassionate stance and always try to win them over. If someone is really into mask and I know some close friends who are (religious) about it. I emphasize religious because I tend to find those that are non religious usually fall for the fake science scare mongering the hardest. I try to either say sending sick to nursing homes was bad idea. Lucky we arent in NY etc. to try to get some points out there we can agree on.

Lots of them are sheep but being a sheep is kind of in a way just wanting to follow the rules.

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AlphaNathan 9 points ago +9 / -0

me jaba no bada

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ne chadda su goody..

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ObiWanJabroni 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bring me Solo and the Wookie

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MegoThor 5 points ago +5 / -0

So I can eat them.

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uvontheterrible 100 points ago +101 / -1

Funny, but true. So many people who are hyperventilating about the risks of covid have absolutely no problem killing themselves by living extremely unhealthy lifestyles. This hypocrisy needs to be called out.

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MikesBigJockstrap 47 points ago +47 / -0

Fast food once in a while is okay... But these people don't care about sitting down and eating properly cooked meals. They'll have McDonald's 7 times a day, 4 liters of coke and 5 big Hershey's bars while sitting on their asses watching shows about other 600lb idiots doing the same goddamn thing... And somehow see no problem with it.

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littleman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eh. Of the things listed, the 4L of sugary Coke is probably the worst for your health. Fructose has to be processed by your liver unlike glucose which is available in your blood as energy once it's absorbed by your small intestine. If, when your liver wants to convert fructose into glucose/glycogen/lactose, it has nowhere to store the glycogen, it stores the fructose as fat.

High fructose corn syrup is probably the worst "food substance" you can put in your body.

Sauce: https://www.dietdoctor.com/fructose-fatty-liver-sugar-toxin

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LaymanLeathers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Youd think the stores would have banned them for eating everyone elses food. I know the doorframes haven't gotten any bigger lol

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Kekintosh2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

15 days to forego the bread

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humble_kekistani 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s essentially how the South Beach diet works lol

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Kekintosh2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've cut the carbs out to about 20-25 Net Carbs a day and lost 40 lbs over 6 months. Saved my life most likely.

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rma92 2 points ago +2 / -0

186 to 157 in 4 months when I started. I didn't start from a horrible spot, but I look and feel so much better now.

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Kekintosh2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

210ish to 165 was the lowest I got and now hang in the 180's

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Sporadica 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every g of carbs requires 5g of water to hold onto. Carbs will bloat and inflame you so much that if you're a big guy you piss away 5-10lbs of water in your first couple weeks of low carb.

I hear people in my own family, healthy ones that is, will say in response to my "Fruit is nature's candy" and "sugar is sugar is carbs at the end of the day" will say "but berries are high in anti inflamatories" ok but if you eat a tonne of berries you consume sugar which inflames you. Don't consume inflamatories to begin with don't need inflamatories. The grip sugar has on our society is insane that even natural sugar is seen as healthy.

Also apparently low carb you need less Vitamin C and Calcium as it's easier to absorb somehow, not sure ont hat last one.

I restarted my weight loss starting at 290 and hoping to get to 200 over the next 12 months.

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Nanogrip 2 points ago +2 / -0

And they look into the mirror and ask "Hwhy ham hi fhat?"

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LaymanLeathers 2 points ago +2 / -0

I watch how much some of these fatties eat and it infuriates me to see signs at the store that say "limit 2 items due to high demand" like bruh, stop jabba from buying all the food before you tell me I cant buy what I want and however much of it I want 😂

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sometimescanbefunny 17 points ago +17 / -0

This has been my go-to argument: "oh, Covid is bad? Why don't we first talk about all deaths related to heart disease, cancer, and vehicular accidents? If you agree to remove all alcohol and nicotine products, ban the sale, purchase, and possession of all vehicles, remove all added sugar and salt from food, ban all fast food, and mandate that obese people go to camps for rehabilitation, then we'll talk about covid." I've yet to have somebody respond.

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booblitchutz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Doesn’t matter. This is social media induced psychosis. It’s the same thing that causes extreme TDS. Facebook is poison.

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CNN_is_ISIS 4 points ago +4 / -0

BuT vEhIcLe AcIdEnTs ArEn'T cONtAGiOus -- is what I always hear in response, as if no one other that the negligent or drunk driver is ever injured or killed, ffs.

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socrates2 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lets not forget Prohibition was a real time in this country. Sheeple busybodies have always been a thing.

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Octagon2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

So true, defaced The Constitution in the process too.

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AllTheWayTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

They also think that they deserve "free" healthcare despite all their unhealthy choices. I could be in better health myself, but I would never expect someone else to pay for the choices I made. If you're promiscuous and get AIDS or some other lifelong STD, why should the American taxpayer have to fund your treatment for the rest of your life? If you're a drug addict, why should the American taxpayer foot the bill for the choices you made? We really need to start preaching ACCOUNTABILITY in this country again and it's starts with the individual.

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Octagon2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like my coworker. She's working from home "indefinitely" because she thinks its crazy to come into the office a couple days a week. She's the most senior staff member let on our team so my boss gave into her hysteria. She would be a lot safer putting down the cheese burgers rather than social distancing at work while being productive a couple days a week...

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TychoDurandal 69 points ago +70 / -1

Jabba’s mask is literally saving her life. Every minute a mask is covering her feedhole is another minute she’s not cramming Oreos into it

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JuicyfearsMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

This, and her risk of death if she gets covid might be 1 percent instead of .002 because of her cuntdishunnns

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AllTheWayTrump 3 points ago +4 / -1

jokes on you. That's an edible mask similar to the edible panties she's probably wearing. Now go throw up thinking about her edible panties. lol

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TychoDurandal 2 points ago +2 / -0

On the package it reads “Feeds a family of four”

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TheTrooper424 1 point ago +1 / -0

Think of all the flavorings she's seasoning on those undergarments 😍

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Octagon2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its called a "front hole" that she sticks those oreos into...jeeze...

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StillplayenSometimes 52 points ago +53 / -1

Haha. Srs. There's a girl I know, she has a laundry list of sicknesses, but she smokes cigarettes, drinks, vapes, I've never seen her eat a vegetable in her life, no exercise, skinny fat. Saying people who don't put masks on are putting her life at risk. Mhm yeah.

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Brucesky420 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'll wear a mask under 1 condition: the whole country opens back up. They either work or they don't

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ComeysPrisonWallet 44 points ago +45 / -1

I was born a Type 1 Diabetic, which means I need to manually maintain my metabolism by injecting myself with insulin dosages, based on my blood glucose level.

This means I need to watch everything I eat, including the calories of the milk I add to my morning coffee. Hell, I even know how many calories are in 1/4 teaspoon of white pepper (1.5 calories).

I run for an hour each morning and I am slim and healthy.

I'm playing life on hard-mode and I'm winning.

These people have no excuse!

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lerm4comptroller 14 points ago +14 / -0

I know a Type 1 diabetic that was told that if she had a child the kid would surely die or at the very best be afflicted with that terrible disease as well and likely suffer incredibly, so she should just abort it. (I'll never forget the story because even though I was pro-choice at the time I was pro-choice, not pro-doctor telling you what to do because eugenics.)

Her son is in his 30's now. Still winning.

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lerm4comptroller 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol This literally happened to some famous quarterback too, so it's not a huge stretch I don't think.

Also this was their honest medical advice. Sticking an infant with insulin multiple times a day is a terrible thing to have to do. And yes, having diabetes as an infant is incredibly dangerous. They weren't exactly wrong in their reasoning, just in their conclusion.

I guess she could have reported it, but it was in a very pro-choice state that she moved away from to my region. Even if it was illegal/unethical for a doctor to give his medical opinion in any state (it isn't) I don't think those particular authorities would have batted an eye.

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lerm4comptroller 2 points ago +2 / -0

... Okay, I'll let the Democrats in the Northeast know that abortion is actually not a regular medical procedure that everyone should be completely fine with. I'm sure they'll listen to me.

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lerm4comptroller 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously?

My state is one of a small handful that has made abortion for the sake of eugenics illegal. The Democrats here actually fought against it. It is completely legal in most of the country.

Did you really miss all those articles celebrating when Sweden completely eliminated Down's Syndrome? Did you not understand what they were saying?

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ComeysPrisonWallet 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'll say a prayer for him because being a Type 1 Diabetic from birth is traumatic.

Many of us suffer from trauma later in life because our earliest experiences with our parents involved being held down and hurt, three times a day. That is not how it's supposed to be.

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lerm4comptroller 4 points ago +4 / -0

It hurts to say this, but he made out better than my siblings with my pro-choice mom.

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chelbull 2 points ago +2 / -0

GOD IS GREAT!

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KABOOKIE 2 points ago +2 / -0

My wife is a Type 1. I have little sympathy for Type 2s

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BiglyMagaMamma [S] 41 points ago +41 / -0

My dad, a quadriplegic due to ALS which we later tied to his long term exposure to agent orange in Vietnam fought people like that lady for the limited handicap parking spaces that have the oversized space for ramp vans. They would take up both spaces, skuttle their fat asses to the store provided carts, bitch when anyone got in their way. Meanwhile, we would have to park at the very back of the parking lot and doge speeding cars for 100 yards before we made it to the entrance. These are the same Karen’s.

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RighteousViolence1 20 points ago +20 / -0

Sorry to hear about your pops. My dad was in a similar situation in nam: covered with agent orange for extended periods of time and killing commies in a few engagements that could have been hand to hand. Fucking scary.

His post traumatic stress is getting pretty wild the older he gets. He also thinks the VA is out to get him. For some reason I can’t convince him that VA reform has happened and it’s not as bad as it used to be.

We’re all pretty sure he is suffering from dementia or Alzheimer’s. Can’t get him to go back to the VA for confirmation. Tough old bastard but not too smart anymore.

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lerm4comptroller 12 points ago +12 / -0

:( Happens to the very best of us. I don't know about you but the idea of losing my mind is probably the scariest thing I can imagine, probably even scarier than death.

He may be tough, but be sure to hug that bastard as much as you can.

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RighteousViolence1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks fren. Will definitely look into it

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 35 points ago +36 / -1

sharts in fat fuck

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Baryonic 24 points ago +36 / -12

"Karen" is an anti-white slur.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 36 points ago +40 / -4

We stole it. Now it means, c u next Tuesday. We have redistributed the memes.

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AmericanJawa 23 points ago +24 / -1

We have seized the memes of production.

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YouKnwNthgJonSnow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aw, man kek.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 17 points ago +18 / -1

We have altered the meme. Pray we don't alter it further!

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nukiebear 7 points ago +7 / -0

This meme is getting worse all the time.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ve got a bad feeling about this meme

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Bullet3250 10 points ago +11 / -1

Control the Memes....

And you control the World!!!!!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

The spice must flow

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IncredibleMrE1 1 point ago +1 / -0

He who controls the spice controls the universe

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tcriv 30 points ago +30 / -0

even if it is, i dont care. i dont associate it with white people, i associate it with unbearable screeching liberals

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SentryS 16 points ago +17 / -1

The liberals attempt to once again steal memes is just more proof they can't meme.

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AllTheWayTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are just like their Chinese overlords in that they would rather steal someone else's work and then take credit instead of actually doing the work themselves.

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Nicole333 9 points ago +9 / -0

Somewhere along the way it morphed from an unbearable complaining type out to ruin the lives of managers everywhere, to any white woman who doesn’t agree with me

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MAGAnaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not even a woman, deranged leftists don't care, it's now their default go-to for anything they disagree with. I am a 31 year old man and I get called Karen every time I disagree with someone about masks or anything else.

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DiamondJoeQuimby 4 points ago +4 / -0

i always think of Karen from GoodFellas

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jennyfrutex 24 points ago +24 / -0

HITLER WAS SKINNY TOO

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Mathelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

And a Vegetarian.
Beat The Socialist, EAT A STEAK!

(Paid for by the American Cattle Association)

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Chaotikizm 2 points ago +2 / -0

I often wonder what the effect of 6 million bodies worth of ash had done to the sky, the ground, the crops during that era. What were the logistics of accomplishing that in the period they said it was done. Where the drop in population was documented... if any of this was documented.

It might be against the fascists that squelch any dissension in the narrative. But if it makes a lefty cry, it may be worth doing.

I don't like settling for "my truths", I like the truth.

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HonkNJhonk 20 points ago +20 / -0

Just offer it a handful of Jolly Ranchers, like treats to a dog... it will forget all about the mask. It will still piss on the floor however.

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booblitchutz 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s like some people do with muggers, keep a few bucks in your jacket pocket and if a mugger approaches you, throw them at him and he’ll instinctively stop and try to get them while you run away.

Do the same with Now & Laters. When one of these land whales starts in with you just throw them at her feet. She won’t be able to reach them as that will require bending at the waist and you can’t fold a bowling ball in half. Meanwhile you just go about your business

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JuicyfearsMAGA 18 points ago +19 / -1

Thing is, if you want to force me to wear a mask for your health (and mine). Do I get to go into fat people's shopping carts and decide what they buy, or into their homes and throw out the shit they are putting into their mouths. Do I get to decide what a welfare recipient gets to buy their thier food stamps. It's my tax money supporting their soda and cake habits much of the time.

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dakin116 16 points ago +16 / -0

Walked into food lion the other day, no mask req, i sure as fuck am not wearing, but fuck me if the mask doesnt cause serious paranoia on both sides. It's evil IMO. I look at the mask wearers like sheep, meanwhile they cut eyes at me like im trying to kill them. Fuck all this

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RighteousViolence1 13 points ago +13 / -0

Anyone who tries to stare me down for not wearing slave cult bs gets the stink eye until they back the fuck down and return to minding their own business. No mean words, just mean stink eye.

The internet has made people brave. It’s tricked them into thinking they can handle confrontation from total strangers. In my experience that’s all bs.

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AllTheWayTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm in Florida and went to Publix yesterday and they are straight up lying to their customers by putting notices up saying you are legally required to wear a mask in the store when there is no law stating such a thing. I went to the PO, which is a much smaller space, and they only recommend masks and are always nice to me even if I'm the only one without a mask on.

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dakin116 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will likely start getting meal kit deliveries and buying anything else online if stores keep this up, lucky to be in that position but I won't wear a mask

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GreyGooseDown 16 points ago +16 / -0

The lady on the left has the correct facial expression for encountering this grease guzzler in the open.

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novaks47 10 points ago +10 / -0

grease guzzler

That shall forever be part of my vocabulary starting today.

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Mother_of_gains 15 points ago +15 / -0

Really is time to start fat shaming people. If wearing a mask is patriotic, so is being in good shape.

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AllTheWayTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's not fat. That's morbidly obese.

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Mother_of_gains 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looks like AOC and Nadler

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CisSiberianOrchestra 7 points ago +7 / -0

The proper response to that is to smile and say "that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."

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theffx 1 point ago +1 / -0

They say it’s to protect yourself from spreading coronavirus particles, not to protect you from other people. The thing I take issue with is making healthy people (those without any sickness or signs of sickness) wearing a mask. If you’re sick then it makes sense to put a mask on if you MUST go out. When I see people wearing a mask hiking I like to call them out for going hiking while sick, starting my conversation with saying “corona alert!”

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Joeret 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mobility Mary

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HongKongFluey 4 points ago +5 / -1

Fat people fucking suck. If this thing rids is of them we’ll be a better country for it.

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NotoriousCIC 4 points ago +4 / -0

We have a mandated mask thing here and for the restaurants it’s comical. The government said if you’re eating inside, you are to keep your mask on until your food is brought to the table. This virus is incredible. It will get you if you don’t have your food but once you get your order and start eating and drinking, it leaves you alone. Remarkable.

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ravonaf 4 points ago +4 / -0

She's putting those hover round tires to their limit.

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PeePeeButtz 4 points ago +5 / -1

I tested positive for covid-19 at the beginning of the month.

If some Karen tries to mask shame me I should tell them I tested positive a few weeks ago and can no longer catch it or spread it to other people. See their reactions.

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ProudBoyGavin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ha. Do those mobility scooters really have cup holders in them?

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WhoWasThatMaskedMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I feel bad for women named Karen. I've known a couple, and they weren't like that.

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Zenezie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same. My best friend from college is named Karen and she was the first open conservative I've met. I was an on-the-fence-liberal at the time. Karen saw through the Clinton facade as clear as day while the rest of us sheep were going, "well...." I admire Karen for being so openingly conservative on a liberal campus. I bet she was glad I got red-pilled.

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BidenTouchedMe 3 points ago +3 / -0

When I was in highschool there was maybe 3 obese peope and it was more like lumberjack kids that were naturally big and one fat chick. These days everyone is fat and disgusting

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drfooser 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I have to wear a mask to protect your health, I’m going to start slapping McDonalds out of your hands too.

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The_End_Is_Now 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why is AOC masturbating to a fat Karen?

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StunLikeAnAntelope 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got this same look at a donut shop. You want to lessen the burden on our healthcare system? Take a look at yourself and put the donut down. Nothing strains our healthcare resources more than obesity. Nothing by a long shot.

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edxzxz 3 points ago +3 / -0

If the morbidly obese, diabetics and elderly were quarantined in their homes, and the moron dem governors of NY, NJ and PA hadn't jammed covid patients into nursing homes to infect and kill the elderly by the tens of thousands, the other 95% of us could have gone on with our lives and businesses without a hiccup, and the death toll from china flu would be insignificant.

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dougEfresh99 3 points ago +3 / -0

My wife's name is Karen and she gets so much shit about it but I to take advantage of it and steal a shit load of pretty good memes that are sent to her just about every day.

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SnakeEyes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awesome!

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Iamnotademocrat1 2 points ago +2 / -0

An article on obesity is....tad dah.....“It is racist, and also sexist, to use mostly white men within your study population and then try to extrapolate that and create norms and expectations for women and people of color,”....ticking time bombs walking around not accepting the body is a fine tuned machine....no problem. when they explode hopefully a resident or intern will have the opportunity to evaluate the whale on the table and if they explode maybe their organs can be used by someone who favors life.

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ethr 2 points ago +2 / -0

She looks like a blob emoji disguised as a human

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Ex-libtard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Truth

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mnguy12000 2 points ago +3 / -1

I Wrote "MASKS DON"T WORK" on mine. The Looks I get are so funny

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MAGANatsFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not realistic McDonald's bag way too small.

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leg_hairs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Art style reminds me of Frisky Dingo. That show was the shit.

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AllTheWayTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol please let someone like that talk shit to me about wearing a mask.

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Chasing_Donald 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao I copped this yesterday was out for a run and two ham planets said I was spreading covid with my heavy breathing and people like me were the reason we couldn't go back to normal.

I had a chuckle told them that they shouldn't be worried since they are wearing masks and that someone with a respiratory illness wouldn't be able to run very well.

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TrumpCard1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Talking avocado.

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Vote Trump! You're putting America at risk! (If you dont)

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MAGA_Fuckhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Field report: probably >90% of people I have observed coughing have all been big fat tubs of fucking lard, the rest are senile old geezers. I have not observed ONE young fit person or even middle aged person of sensible weight, coughing. NOT ONE.

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SBOJ_JOBS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obesity and poor blood sugar control = CV-19 virus heaven

Maybe the virus will save us "cis-take-care-of-ourselves" types from years of expensive maintenance on the self-destroyers out there. You know the ones: 25 years old and getting off the toilet is their 20 minutes of daily aerobics.

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