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StableGenius45 72 points ago +73 / -1

This is a fucking lie! Everyone knows that Biden lacks the cognitive ability to play guitar. You are fake noose!

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Mathelm 29 points ago +29 / -0

You never go full Juicy Wallace.

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MAGA_69420 18 points ago +18 / -0

Is that the Race Card driver?

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JoeandHunterBiden 14 points ago +14 / -0

Meh,, I'm a better picker than that Ingvay Monstein joker,, and that's no malarkey!

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DonnieRamesJio 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's not YEENG-wee after all this time?

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JoeandHunterBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

blank stare

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wavearsenal333 2 points ago +2 / -0

Corn Pop didn't like the way I played, so he threw the switchblades in a rain barrel and rubbed them on the curb.

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ShartMaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dummy.

It's Yaweh Mangleknutsen!

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Shmovid1984 0 points ago +0 / -0

I thought it was Mandelbaum

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schnazzmizzle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Its pure malarkey.

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MAGA_69420 3 points ago +3 / -0

You ain’t black then

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BigFreedomBoner 25 points ago +25 / -0

Looks like that's an Emaj7?

Now look fat, it can sound very minory (but not as sappy) as the 5 & 7 are minor intervals of the 3 - but relative to the root, the 3 5 and 7 are major intervals.

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BigFreedomBoner 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well great work. I could be wrong. I often am. There's always someone who knows more than me.

But now that you mention it, I am concerned that Biden will use a Major 7 as legal precedent to claim the age of majority is seven.

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phibetared 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think you are correct. That is a major 7 chord. (not a minor chord) in the photo. That was my first thought...

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Trumpaholic831 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought it was just his weak, wimpy, tiny fingers attempting a barred A Minor .....

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house_of_doom 6 points ago +6 / -0

^ This guy fiddles.

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TheB3ast 23 points ago +23 / -0

Tippy top kek

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stratocaster_patriot 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yeah me and Nelson Mandela had a band back in 1917.....er 1970.....uh 1982.

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Art-Vandelay41 7 points ago +7 / -0

We were uh singin for freedom. But ya know what jack, that John Denver was a real bitch I mean he couldn’t do half of what me and Nelson could do.

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Shmovid1984 0 points ago +0 / -0

Back then we wore an onion on our belts because that was the style at the time ..

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Er_hast_mich 5 points ago +5 / -0

Corn Pop would sit in. He played the sousaph-sax saxomaphone and we would cut up. Boy, I tell you. It's it's it's the problems facing our country today are are like strings on a saxophone, you see, they get tangled up and black people are sick of it. Their communities...comun- communist, of of of color, they want what was promised to them in the annexation proclamation. Donald Trump just doesn't get it, but I do and we, well, we'll get that order of fries to go....

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ippwndu 13 points ago +13 / -0

How often does he change his G string?

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RicFlir 12 points ago +12 / -0

Thank goodness he didn’t lay down a hot lick!

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No_Malarkey_Joe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh God lol

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TrumpSteak 7 points ago +7 / -0

His favorite song is, "B in A Minor"

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ProudBoyGavin 7 points ago +7 / -0

OOF!

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ProphetOfKek 6 points ago +6 / -0

False, that guitar and scale are both clearly over 18.

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GreyKnight 5 points ago +5 / -0

Reminds me of that Family Guy skit...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUXi4ppLm-U

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jiffynipples 1 point ago +1 / -0

100% relevant and exactly what I thought of

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CommietownUSA 4 points ago +4 / -0

We have the best memes and the best people! Love it 🇺🇸!

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Pineline 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s fucking clever

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MegoThor 4 points ago +4 / -0

He’s also a kiddie diddler.

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Shmovid1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

FingerBanginBiden2020

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cccpneveragain 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm pretty sure he could be caught the day before voting opens fingering a minor in the illegal way live at a campaign event and he'd still win some electoral votes. Because orange man bad

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's the Al Di Meola of pedophilia.

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Spermythecat 3 points ago +3 / -0

The ii of G major.

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axrevolutionai 3 points ago +3 / -0

Next he surprises us all by playing an arpeggijoe

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AnointedVisions 3 points ago +3 / -0

"They caaaaaaaalll the riiiiiiiising suuuuuuuuuunnn..."

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CHOOCHOOMOTHERFUCKER 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s his favorite hobby

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philandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sure that's what he's really thinking when he's fingering a minor.

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MAGA_69420 3 points ago +3 / -0

Google doesn’t want us seeing Biden fiddle his wood. They want to ban this!?

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Junkevil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Okay, I know I'm taking it too serious, but as a guy who knows some chords, this is not A minor.

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WellickChan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Poor minor

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eviantears 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok OP I’ll let it slide this once ...

... but I don’t ever want to see that caption with ANY picture again!!!! Plz I need these eyeballs

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ippwndu 2 points ago +2 / -0

He really needs a Wangcaster.

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TDAF 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bwahah!

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Varangian 2 points ago +2 / -0

He flattened a third!

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Awilen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't wait to hear his debut EP, "Sweet child of... whoever".

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PHUCK_THE_HIVE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit that's funny.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Politifact marks this as "Pants on Fire". Reason, because you cannot tell the tuning of the strings, and that cord is actually C Major with how the strings are tuned.

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John_Miller__ 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s nothing new

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lolreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

i bet he has been caught several times by obummer

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LookFatty 1 point ago +1 / -0

D Minor 7 with hammer on arpeggios..

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sunwolf87 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂🤣😂👍

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Shmovid1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Back then , nickles had bees on them .

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Industry4 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder if he was using his g-string?

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chipchipchip 1 point ago +1 / -0

Norm??

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2KEK_Chigurh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Top KEK

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Moon_man 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice one lel

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SquirrelsAreCommies 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s no minor! That’s a demented, I mean, diminished chord.

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Shmovid1984 0 points ago +0 / -0

🖕FingerBanginBiden🖕2020 !

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RawRamen 0 points ago +1 / -1

This would be funny if there weren't pictures of him actually groping minors.

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Rhayne -7 points ago +4 / -11

As a professional musician, this made me giggle way to dam much. lmfao