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irspow 238 points ago +241 / -3

‘Allow’ 🤣 Hey Beetlejuice, you have no authority to stop federal agents from enforcing the law.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 84 points ago +88 / -4

Are we sure this beast isn’t a fucking tranny aka a fucking failure of a man desperately trying to be a woman?

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LordPurrington 52 points ago +52 / -0

How dare you insult a chameleon otherkin.

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impera 35 points ago +35 / -0

I mean, she has eyes that bug out on stalks that swivel around independently of each other. Not saying that makes her a chameleon, but that shit just ain't right. Maybe she is the same species of creature as Schifty.

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shadypollster 30 points ago +30 / -0

The "Innsmouth Look"

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Spaceforce1999 18 points ago +18 / -0

She definitely looks like something out of an HP Lovecraft story. Seriously, what is with these leftist scum?

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Meddlesom 9 points ago +9 / -0

At this point, the great old ones being behind all this wouldn't even surprise me.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

It would explain ginsburgs immortality

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Guruchild 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leftists are a product of broken families, victim culture, and lack of personal responsibility. Of course they're ugly as sin inside and out.

Don't say that we need nuclear families with traditional gender roles, personal responsibility, or stability. They'll call you a white supremacist. 🤡🌎

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LordPurrington 8 points ago +8 / -0

You see it ultimately comes down to a reality distortion field around the far left. If this trans female wants to be something that genes would dictate otherwise, we would be bigots to call her anything aside from a stunning reptile, no?

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sunwolf87 6 points ago +6 / -0

Get schwiftyyyy!!! SHOW US WHAT YOU'VE GOOOOOOT!!!

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NomadicKrow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Looks like she got thrown out of the airlock in Total Recall and someone turned on the air halfway through her dying.

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two weeks!

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DarkBerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

some kind of dalek-morgan freeman-aoc hybrid

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Flipbarryfromreddit 17 points ago +17 / -0

😂😂😂😂😂 lizard faced bitch 🦎 😳

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

The new series on netflix is pretty dope, or so I've heard.

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

It might be, I saw very little. The effects are great though, Jim Henson's company still handling it.

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fcdru 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is. :(

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Jack_NC 2 points ago +2 / -0

protruding tentacles. Disgusting!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kurt Eichenwald has entered the chat

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Flipbarryfromreddit 13 points ago +13 / -0

That thing in charge of Chicago is hideous!

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PantsJihad 11 points ago +11 / -0

You have to suck pretty bad at life to fail at being 2 different genders.

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wouldn't rule it out. Big Mike taught us that troons can reach very high places in the government.

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justforthissubred 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's an out of the closet lesbian actually. Ick.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Mike certainly reached into high places in Barry

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justforthissubred 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know she's an out of the closet lesbian right? Not kidding.

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FreeBased1 24 points ago +25 / -1

Yeah, but she DOES have the authority to say POTUS Trump is a racist dictator for sending Federal agents to enforce the law!!

(And she will, and so will the media, other governors and mayors, all democrats, loony lefties, etc. etc.)

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China_dindu_nuffin 21 points ago +21 / -0

Wiener Circle (cucked hot dog stand with a sign down the street from me) already has its sign up for this. ‘Hey feds we don’t want you here unless you’re here for Kanye.’ It was also very pro Muh Russia. Also saw a car parade of teachers with signs reading ‘children’s lives before Trump’s lies.’ They never want to work but they also want six figures. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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Racerx719 6 points ago +6 / -0

Teachers making 6 figures? What the actual fuck. Is this really a thing in Chicago? Average teacher salary in FL is low 40’s IIRC

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China_dindu_nuffin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah the union got the public schools something like 99k. In a cash strapped state. And most of them churn out absolute morons. By design.

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Racerx719 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thats pretty fucking sickening, and not surprising in the least... This explains to me why people shit hard on public schools in some areas. My wife is a solid conservative and a teacher. The one place we usually have a debate is the whole school choice thing, but that is for a number of different reasons...most I blame on school boards and assholes in suits, not the teachers.. I digress.. That being said, I'd be pretty pissed off too if teachers were making 6 figures and don't know their heads from their asses. Especially when in other states and areas there ARE good solid teachers liberal and conservative in the public school system out there who really, truly give a shit about the kids.. Can only speak for FL but the state should really do a deep dive into some of the bullshit bureaucracy that goes on in county school boards and drain those swamps and maybe take care of some of their more solid teachers. (And continue to can the shitty performers). Fucking unions are so worthless

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

That establishment also hated Blago.

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

drive-by shooting going on at a funeral

... are they ... learning to become efficient ?

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codesherpa 3 points ago +3 / -0

The mayor of Chicago is corrupt. She doesn't want the FEDS poking around in her little empire. She's is just the latest in a long line of corrupt Chicago mayors.

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rossiFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

So predictable.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 17 points ago +17 / -0

Man, I am so not one to normally cheer on federal policing authority, but I hope DHS continues to drop the goddamn hammer on these communist rioters.

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lurker247 1 point ago +1 / -0

Continues? I'm waiting for them to start! They've held back bigly.

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ParticleCannon 9 points ago +10 / -1

Hillary Clinton has entered the chat

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Wiggleworm 8 points ago +8 / -0

god fucking damnit, who are the pieces of shit that vote for scum like this? i dont understand!!

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win-o-matic 7 points ago +7 / -0

Take pity upon them, for many are brain-dead. The rest are just regular dead.

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rossiFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

And some are cats.

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Zaszz345 69 points ago +69 / -0

The fact Chicago elected someone who is this ugly inside and out while also being incredibly incompetent is quite impressive. Bravo Chicago

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edxzxz 17 points ago +17 / -0

So these deep blue cities perpetually elect bona fide retards for mayor, city council, etc., and then they also have the balls to claim it's somehow Trump's fault when their incompetent leaders do incompetent things.

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pelosis_liver 10 points ago +10 / -0

It’s hard to stay beautiful when you’re possessed by demons

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Southern_Belle 1 point ago +1 / -0

And you've pledged your allegiance to the NWO.

That is, to satan's regime.

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womp_squared 4 points ago +4 / -0

It isn't about the person's looks inside or out, nor their policies in blue cities. It is about how many boxes they tick in the intersectionality olympics and if there is a D next to their name.

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EntilZha 50 points ago +50 / -0

"Lori Lightfoot has mad her decision, now let her enforce it" -GEOTUS

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ChuckedBeef 23 points ago +23 / -0 (edited)

Or just arrest her for obstruction of justice, aiding and abetting domestic terrorism, etc.

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Rainman 44 points ago +44 / -0

That's one of them largemouth-lori's they catch in Lake Michigan

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rossiFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

NO NO... don't let it become a propagating invasive species! Just whack it in the boat. Put it in the dumpster on the dock when you get back.

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lavendarlady 8 points ago +8 / -0

They are bottom feeders.

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Madman2020 41 points ago +41 / -0

Black
Lagoons
Matter

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seaside_dreams 8 points ago +8 / -0

Awesome.

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EntilZha 8 points ago +8 / -0

Way underrated comment.

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rossiFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bureau of Land Management?

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MAGAman. 2 points ago +2 / -0

Keep waiting for someone to throw a pokeball at this bitch.

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ProfessorRomendev 27 points ago +27 / -0

How quickly she backtracked on that. Is this the first time a mass shooting has ever been inconvenient for the democrats?

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davidmode 18 points ago +18 / -0

it's an improvement

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petethedragon 17 points ago +17 / -0

What does she think she's going to do? Send Chicago PD to arrest the feds?

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Chicitybendah 12 points ago +12 / -0

Radio hosts in Chicago this morning claimed Lightfoot plans to go to court but did not specify under what grounds. Lol.

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HotRoastedNuts 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lightfoot plans to go to court but did not specify under what grounds.

Insanity?

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dan Proft & Amy Jacobson or Mancow?

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Chicitybendah 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think it was Mancow on WLS.

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

I listen to both a lot!

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s the master plan. PD is told to arrest the feds and in turn they get arrested. Police department instantly defunded. She just has to refuse bail! So sinister!

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rubberkidney 14 points ago +14 / -0

oof looks like she needs to get her hair did.

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NormaJeanRocks 11 points ago +11 / -0

I could clean my grill with that.

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NotProgCensored 14 points ago +14 / -0

Nobody sneaks up on her.

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AbsurdOpinion 14 points ago +14 / -0

Veritas caught a rare glimpse of Soros sending Lightfoot her orders

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Theannihilatrixx 11 points ago +11 / -0

I lol'd so hard

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DuesImperator 9 points ago +9 / -0

My God.......she actually looks BETTER like this!

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 9 points ago +9 / -0

What son of a bitch said its name 3 times? R.I.P. Chicago.

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Billythecamper 8 points ago +8 / -0

Too bad you can't stop federal government from protecting federal property. Sad.

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KABOOKIE 7 points ago +7 / -0

YoUrE a RaCiST FoR PoStInG ThIS!!!!!

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Staatssicherheit 7 points ago +7 / -0

I am writing to formally ask for help from the federal government

Chicago Fraternal Order of Police President

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Berticus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nice, they got her good side here.

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TheNotSoEvilEngineer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sadly that looks better than her real face.

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Magastein143 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is she wearing make up in this picture?

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VoidWanderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

No. She just got back from having her hair done and had to rush in to make a statement without much preparation.

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a_chill_bro 5 points ago +6 / -1

While we waste time making fun of her Lightfoot is dismantling Chicago. She was just sworn in last year and has 4 more years to go in office.

She's just getting started.

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seaside_dreams 5 points ago +5 / -0

And we care why?

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a_chill_bro 1 point ago +2 / -1

You don't care. Nobody does.

And that's the reason the left is steamrolling us and taking away our liberties left and right.

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seaside_dreams 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look I grew up in Democrat ruined east coast city. I hate that shithole and if a hurricane blew it all away, no I would not care. I left. I am not unsympathetic. But time has come for poor urban people to leave like everyone else.

Those people need to leave and stop being pawns census numbers for corrupt politicians.

Their ancestors left the south a hundred years ago. It's time poor people in the cities get up and realize there isn't anything there for them.

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chelbull 1 point ago +1 / -0

The problem is they take their culture everywhere with them. That’s the real problem imo, black america would do a lot better if it were mostly conservative, benign and patriotic.

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Lindarichmond 1 point ago +1 / -0

+1 Left in January.

THEY. CAN. HAVE. IT.

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GitmObama 5 points ago +5 / -0

Welcome to Earff.

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Unhappymeal 5 points ago +5 / -0

I seriously fucking love this place. It’s been so long since Ive been able to enjoy saying whatever the fuck I want and see other pedes thinking the same. God bless you amazing pedes.

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SnipedYou 5 points ago +5 / -0

At the rate the city of Shitcago is going the problem may eradicate itself by the end of Lori's term.

In all seriousness, the problem needs to be addressed and Lori is ignoring it.

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Pineline 5 points ago +5 / -0

She looks like one of those singing wall bass

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PinochetIsMyHero 4 points ago +4 / -0

Took that from a flattering angle, did you? She looks even worse in person.

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PinochetIsMyHero 4 points ago +4 / -0

Took that from a flattering angle, did you? She looks even worse in person.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Uruk-Hai Angry!"

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KonaBadLad 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I'm Lori Lightfoot and I support Bass Pro Shop!"

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Shadow Over Fishmouth.

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HyperCarbs 4 points ago +4 / -0

This lady is a puppet installed by organized crime.

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MidwestNorsk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Photo checks out on the DHS mugshot page.

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Choppermagic 3 points ago +3 / -0

hold on, she looks much better than usual here Did she get some work done?

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lenisnore 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think their predominant color was a grayish-green, though they had white bellies. They were mostly shiny and slippery, but the ridges of their backs were scaly. Their forms vaguely suggested the anthropoid, while their heads were the heads of fish, with prodigious bulging eyes that never closed. At the sides of their necks were palpitating gills, and their long paws were webbed. They hopped irregularly, sometimes on two legs and sometimes on four. I was somehow glad that they had no more than four limbs. Their croaking, baying voices, clearly used for articulate speech, held all the dark shades of expression which their staring faces lacked ... They were the blasphemous fish-frogs of the nameless design - living and horrible.

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NvJohansson 3 points ago +3 / -0

She really floundered her job in the last 6 months.

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Apersonofinterest 4 points ago +4 / -0

The smell?

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Iliterallylovejv 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bet. Lol

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masterfulsky 3 points ago +3 / -0

consider that fish hooked

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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is she Beetlejuice because of the movie, or because of Howard Stern's Beetlejuice?

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GreekFreakFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why was I expecting a lying dog-faced pony soldier?

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Apersonofinterest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lying Fish Face Porpoise Fondler.

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MustBeTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

SOMEONE GET THE FISH CLEANER!!!

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