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South_Florida_Guy 162 points ago +165 / -3

How can anyone look at that thing and be fooled into thinking that it ISN'T a man?

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WhitePowerRanger 151 points ago +152 / -1

Because vogue and Vox and the entire MSM insisted she was the most beautiful thing since the American flag. Why? Cause they’re all ugly inbreds too

PS. North Florida guy here. Let’s make a Florida MAGA.win!!

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 125 points ago +125 / -0

Years ago, my 5 year old son and I were at the grocery store, in the checkout lane...when suddenly he bursts out crying..i asked him "are you okay?", but he continued to cry with no response. So I looked him in the eyes and asked him again " Son, what's wrong? Are you hurt??"...

My boy looked up at me, with tears in his eyes...he pointed at the checkout rack where many magazines were...i didnt understand so I asked "what is it?".....then, red faced and shaking, he asked me, "Daddy, Why is that Linebacker for the Seattle Seahawks on the cover of that Vogue magazine?? Why??"

.....thats when I looked over and saw it. That day I learned of the legend of Big Mike.

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Jeb4HOABoard 77 points ago +77 / -0

And then everyone clapped

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Gadbous 12 points ago +12 / -0

Gently.....

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clueless_expert 12 points ago +12 / -0

You won’t have to... Sadly enough, this stuff is taught in kindergarten in some school districts.

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Bidensbrain2020 17 points ago +17 / -0

If I had a son, he would look like.. well definitely not like Michelle

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based_trekkie 5 points ago +5 / -0

( kisses the OK sign in my hand) that is some fine copypasta right there!

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Martin_USA 4 points ago +4 / -0

hahahahahaha, thanks for cheering me up pal.

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 26 points ago +26 / -0

it's an ongoing effort to rebrand the term "beauty".

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0311_0313 11 points ago +15 / -4

What the hell, She is a cutie.

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Stud33Heisman 5 points ago +6 / -1

Nice body. I’ll give her that

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PePeLivesMatter 8 points ago +12 / -4

I don’t think she is ugly at all - how can you even compare her to balls a flappin Mike?

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SpezDead 6 points ago +8 / -2

Bro maybe the problem is you like petite, fragile, princess types. But that isn't the only definition of beautiful women. She is totally my type of gal, more tomboy, thick, athletic, and probably could snap your wrist if you run your mouth.

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SeasonalWaifu 4 points ago +6 / -2

Ya, the bias is extremely obvious.

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BarneyFranksNipples 15 points ago +15 / -0

Would love a FL MAGA .win page

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Annie_Woakley 3 points ago +3 / -0

Saint johns county resident here.

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MakeSpaceGreatAgain 13 points ago +13 / -0

Central FL checking in, I'd love a non-cucked FL forum. r/florida is non-stop DeSantisManBad.

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South_Florida_Guy 16 points ago +16 / -0

They're still mad that their deranged, corrupt, drug-addicted faggot Obama clone didn't win.

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WhitePowerRanger 13 points ago +13 / -0

I deleted the reddit app months ago and honestly haven’t looked back. That site is basically the titanics ass end sticking out of the water now.

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HotRoastedNuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Titanic's ass.

good one. I miss some of the animal videos but the rest of the Reddit is just too much of a shit-show to be worth it.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funnily enough I just got my boating license literally yesterday, still use my own terms lol

And yeah there were a few music subs I liked and motorcycle subs, but it all got infected with trump. I’m over it.

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MAGAPlenty 10 points ago +10 / -0

Duuuvalll!

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WhitePowerRanger 12 points ago +12 / -0

That’s my war cry! And sometimes I yell it during sex

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BigMikesDick 19 points ago +19 / -0

It's MA'AM! Bigot

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PinochetIsMyHero 10 points ago +11 / -1

Transwomen are women. Modern surgical reassignment works, shitlord. /s

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AmannamedRJ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Memes aside I know quite a few black women who look like like this

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ArcticPharaoh 32 points ago +32 / -0

I'm sure Barry is the actual mother.

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AlphaNathan 16 points ago +16 / -0

Alexa, what's a "bottom?"

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Erikabodereka 14 points ago +14 / -0

I saw that as well. Are they flaunting their secret? It's so weird.

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MikesBigJockstrap 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's no secret. Big Mike packs enough meat to swing for the fences.

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Erikabodereka 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll certainly take your word for it as you seem to have insider information.

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ProphetOfKek 9 points ago +9 / -0

Look for Michelle Obama / Ellen dance. Ask Joan Rivers talked about it and then was killed not long later.

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wearefeverpitch 3 points ago +3 / -0

fucking. based.

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Maga_trump2020 51 points ago +51 / -0

More masculine than Obama

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Nameless_Mofo 10 points ago +10 / -0

He doesn't skip cock day either, as Barry's destroyed asshole can attest.

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Skippious 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why do you think Barry was into him?

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No_Malarkey_Joe 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think it's the other way around.

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Skippious 4 points ago +4 / -0

Point taken!

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No_Malarkey_Joe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Once again I think Barry's already ahead of you on that one.

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BasementBiden 46 points ago +47 / -1

"She would go up behind Dad when he was working at his desk and drape her big cock on his shoulder and caw like a parrot. Then she would call him a butt pirate and slap him on the face with it."

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BillClintonsProstate 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lmao

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Aquamine-Amarine 40 points ago +40 / -0

She always looked way too masculine to me...

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +5 / -1

All I’m saying is I can overhead press over 200 and her traps make mine look girly.

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turanian_552 28 points ago +28 / -0

Obligatory GIF from The Ellen Show

https://i.imgur.com/zoOQ57v.gif

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RedditCantCensorMe 16 points ago +16 / -0

OKEY DOKEY

thats enough interwebs for today. Just gonna go vomit now, maybe pour bleach in my eyes, and take hot shower.

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PaigeAshley 6 points ago +6 / -0

Here's some eye bleach, for ya pal.

When men were men, and women were women!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_RGGZmgINQA

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RedditCantCensorMe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Women used to wear dresses. I'd almost forgot that. Thank you, ladypede!

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PaigeAshley 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes indeed!

And you are very welcome. :)

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MAGAPlenty 10 points ago +11 / -1

EWWWWW that is a dick swing

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aintgotnotimefothis 8 points ago +8 / -0

I see two balls. I'm not saying they are definitely testicles, though. She could have had a pouch with two golf balls inside her pocket-less pants, there there is something in there.

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Skogin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Perhaps 2 eight-balls of cocaine and a crackpripe?

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lifeisahologram 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s probably all of them tucked together and wrapped. I’d imagine trannies have to do something to stop potential and unwanted boners from happening, especially if you are the first man.

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FishStickIsles 1 point ago +1 / -0

She could have gone fishing earlier and had a live grouper flailing around in there...

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leg_hairs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Must be a lot of new users who were never on reddit with us based on the replies to this LOL

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LUXURY_USERNAME 4 points ago +4 / -0

well that is uncanny what scene is this from??

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turanian_552 4 points ago +4 / -0

Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZO5q0B5wfw

I'm surprised it's still on YouTube. Comments are turned off (kek).

Viewed offline in slow-mo, Mike reaches for his crotch at 4:08 and 4:10; this is when I think that bad boy came unstrapped. The scene from the GIF can be seen at 5:10. I doubt if a female sanitary device would behave like this -- it looks like a package in motion.

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Slick_Willy 3 points ago +3 / -0

The largest and largest framed person on that stage if Big Mike.

That is a fucking dude.

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LUXURY_USERNAME 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah no joke, and then taking every possible opportunity within the dance moves to exaggerate the move towards covering up

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blacktankguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Came here for this

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MythArcana 24 points ago +24 / -0

Joan knows. All of Hollywood knows. The world knows. We all know.

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Cstriker01 3 points ago +3 / -0

She was killed for that.

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Comanche_Moon 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wookie!

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PinochetIsMyHero 13 points ago +13 / -0

Known for ripping people's arms off when defeated at space chess.

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cokesmcgee192 23 points ago +23 / -0

Ayyy it's Big Mike!

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GodKingHarambe 16 points ago +16 / -0

"IT LOOKS LIKE AN ELEPHANT'S TRUNK HOLDING A PUMPKIN!!!!"

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Spirit_of_Resistance 14 points ago +15 / -1

God damn he is ugly

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Trythisagain 14 points ago +14 / -0

Are they bringing her to light to take Joe’s place? Two guys of the same caliber, Liberal.

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Criminalizeislam 12 points ago +13 / -1

"We thought 'Pegging' was something all parents did together." -Malia and Sasha

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chuckachookah 11 points ago +12 / -1

Ah... here it is.

Mark my words...

  1. Do puff piece
  2. Do a few more puff pieces with one floating the idea of Big Mike for POTUS
  3. Big Mike starts a "listening tour"
  4. NYT headline "The results are in: people want Big Mike!"

Then, Pedo Joe gets dumped by the JoePedos.

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chuckachookah 6 points ago +7 / -1

Nobody wants a tranny President.

Agree. But, I think you underestimate the intensity of TDS.

And, add in HULU's new series Rodham, which is an alternate reality fiction story about a side of beef that should have dump her husband and her rise to power would be "amazing" and "inspirational".

As the President says, "These are sick people".

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Slick_Willy 2 points ago +2 / -0

No black man in America will vote for a tranny for President.

Everyone knows it.

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Vilath 11 points ago +11 / -0

She has a dick duh.

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ArcticPharaoh 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm sure she likes entering those closed back doors.

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RosettaStone 10 points ago +10 / -0

Damned MSM.

An image search for "Michelle Obama covers" returns:

Vogue (3 times), Time (2), Ebony (2), Essence (4), InStyle, Elle, Good Housekeeping, New York, Glamour, Newsweek, Better Homes and Gardens, Redbook, and more.

A search for "Melania Trump covers" returns:

Vanity Fair (2 - both European issues). The rest that I saw were from before 2016, foreign, little known, or fake cover mock-ups by Trump fans.

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slimcoat 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ha! That made me laugh out loud. Thanks, OP.

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grenades_and_ham 7 points ago +7 / -0

You've been adopted by a gay muslim and a tranny.

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Aoikaze2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

So you're saying he has a parachute?

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jennyfrutex 7 points ago +7 / -0

Her stylists definitely worked to soften her image. It didn't really work, but they put her in dresses by big-name designers, trying to turn her into a beauty.

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PaigeAshley 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm sure she was very mean, demeaned Barry in front of the kids all the time, and was extremely self centered.

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TheWhitestOfFangs 6 points ago +6 / -0

Did she beat them like a man? :D

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CommietownUSA 6 points ago +6 / -0

She’s gotta DICK

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SweetBeef 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wonder if he ever plowed Biden

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lifeisahologram 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do you guys think Malia and Sasha know the truth that their “mom” isn’t their mom, or do you think they are retards who have no clue?

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Sixty2ndAssassin 4 points ago +4 / -0

THATS A MAN, BABY!

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MichaelDenny 4 points ago +4 / -0

Came here to say this.

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-Lumenatra 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I'm this big"

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TDAF 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha. Beat me to it!

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Amaroq64 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can't tell if you guys are serious right now, haha. I've had many a good laugh at memes of a dick photoshopped poking out of her dress. Or is that for real?!

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LadyOfLorien 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not photoshopped

Also, Michelle Obama has talked about how they needed IVF to have their kids and there are no maternity photos of Michelle Obama.

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Slick_Willy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Because guys can't get pregnant.

The IVF was for the actual mom.

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LadyOfLorien 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean, I have no actual proof, but what kind of crazy bitch never takes a photo of herself while pregnant? Because I'm about the least likely person to take a selfie and even I have some social media photos of myself from my human submarine days.

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MorbidRabbit 4 points ago +4 / -0

My wife has pictures from all 3 pregnancies and like you, she's not a selfie kinda person. I've never met a woman who doesn't like to at least have some pictures from that time of their lives.

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LadyOfLorien 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love those pictures! It's one of the few times in your life that looking like you've swallowed a beach ball is a good thing!

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DaemonKrog 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sorry to break it to you, but those aren't photoshopped.

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triggernometry 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why wouldn't it be real? We're living in clown world bro. Anything goes. Gay muslim president with a tranny first "lady"? That's almost tame at this point.

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tonightm06 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big Mike coming out?

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does the interview go Like This “We have 2 moms....,,With dicks... one is Islamic but both hate america.... I’m not sure who my real parents are”.

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Space_Force 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Dear diary, I know it shouldn't bother me, but I think it just weird that mom always pees standing up. She says it's normal but I'm beginning to wonder." -Sasha Obama, probably

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knightofday 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aint no way in fuck you can tell me that's NOT a man. No way no how

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PatriotGuard 3 points ago +3 / -0

🎶 dude looks like a laaaadyyyyy

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aangler100 3 points ago +3 / -0

"she'd make a great vice president"

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DZP1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Blurts out: "Mom has Y chromosomes and a package!"

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DeplorableOrange 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's Maaam!

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mom was... kind of a bitch

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wearefeverpitch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually interested in what they said... Can anyone share?

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plaaaa 2 points ago +2 / -0

The "pregnant people", Michelle is not one of those.

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RenaissanceOfHope 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet that she made them eat Obama lunches!

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Keep_on_Trumpin 2 points ago +2 / -0

How can Michael even be the real mom when he's packin' meat?

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LeftistsAreInsane 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Those things swing around like the fuzzy dice you hang from your rearview mirror!"

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Malfunction 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you act like this in public it's not much of a mystery how you act behind closed doors.

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