Years ago, my 5 year old son and I were at the grocery store, in the checkout lane...when suddenly he bursts out crying..i asked him "are you okay?", but he continued to cry with no response. So I looked him in the eyes and asked him again " Son, what's wrong? Are you hurt??"...
My boy looked up at me, with tears in his eyes...he pointed at the checkout rack where many magazines were...i didnt understand so I asked "what is it?".....then, red faced and shaking, he asked me, "Daddy, Why is that Linebacker for the Seattle Seahawks on the cover of that Vogue magazine?? Why??"
.....thats when I looked over and saw it. That day I learned of the legend of Big Mike.
Bro maybe the problem is you like petite, fragile, princess types. But that isn't the only definition of beautiful women. She is totally my type of gal, more tomboy, thick, athletic, and probably could snap your wrist if you run your mouth.
"She would go up behind Dad when he was working at his desk and drape her big cock on his shoulder and caw like a parrot. Then she would call him a butt pirate and slap him on the face with it."
I see two balls. I'm not saying they are definitely testicles, though. She could have had a pouch with two golf balls inside her pocket-less pants, there there is something in there.
It’s probably all of them tucked together and wrapped. I’d imagine trannies have to do something to stop potential and unwanted boners from happening, especially if you are the first man.
I'm surprised it's still on YouTube. Comments are turned off (kek).
Viewed offline in slow-mo, Mike reaches for his crotch at 4:08 and 4:10; this is when I think that bad boy came unstrapped. The scene from the GIF can be seen at 5:10. I doubt if a female sanitary device would behave like this -- it looks like a package in motion.
Agree. But, I think you underestimate the intensity of TDS.
And, add in HULU's new series Rodham, which is an alternate reality fiction story about a side of beef that should have dump her husband and her rise to power would be "amazing" and "inspirational".
An image search for "Michelle Obama covers" returns:
Vogue (3 times), Time (2), Ebony (2), Essence (4), InStyle, Elle, Good Housekeeping, New York, Glamour, Newsweek, Better Homes and Gardens, Redbook, and more.
A search for "Melania Trump covers" returns:
Vanity Fair (2 - both European issues). The rest that I saw were from before 2016, foreign, little known, or fake cover mock-ups by Trump fans.
Her stylists definitely worked to soften her image. It didn't really work, but they put her in dresses by big-name designers, trying to turn her into a beauty.
I can't tell if you guys are serious right now, haha. I've had many a good laugh at memes of a dick photoshopped poking out of her dress. Or is that for real?!
I mean, I have no actual proof, but what kind of crazy bitch never takes a photo of herself while pregnant? Because I'm about the least likely person to take a selfie and even I have some social media photos of myself from my human submarine days.
My wife has pictures from all 3 pregnancies and like you, she's not a selfie kinda person. I've never met a woman who doesn't like to at least have some pictures from that time of their lives.
Why wouldn't it be real? We're living in clown world bro. Anything goes. Gay muslim president with a tranny first "lady"? That's almost tame at this point.
"Dear diary, I know it shouldn't bother me, but I think it just weird that mom always pees standing up. She says it's normal but I'm beginning to wonder." -Sasha Obama, probably
How can anyone look at that thing and be fooled into thinking that it ISN'T a man?
Because vogue and Vox and the entire MSM insisted she was the most beautiful thing since the American flag. Why? Cause they’re all ugly inbreds too
PS. North Florida guy here. Let’s make a Florida MAGA.win!!
Years ago, my 5 year old son and I were at the grocery store, in the checkout lane...when suddenly he bursts out crying..i asked him "are you okay?", but he continued to cry with no response. So I looked him in the eyes and asked him again " Son, what's wrong? Are you hurt??"...
My boy looked up at me, with tears in his eyes...he pointed at the checkout rack where many magazines were...i didnt understand so I asked "what is it?".....then, red faced and shaking, he asked me, "Daddy, Why is that Linebacker for the Seattle Seahawks on the cover of that Vogue magazine?? Why??"
.....thats when I looked over and saw it. That day I learned of the legend of Big Mike.
And then everyone clapped
Gently.....
You won’t have to... Sadly enough, this stuff is taught in kindergarten in some school districts.
If I had a son, he would look like.. well definitely not like Michelle
( kisses the OK sign in my hand) that is some fine copypasta right there!
hahahahahaha, thanks for cheering me up pal.
it's an ongoing effort to rebrand the term "beauty".
What the hell, She is a cutie.
Nice body. I’ll give her that
I don’t think she is ugly at all - how can you even compare her to balls a flappin Mike?
Bro maybe the problem is you like petite, fragile, princess types. But that isn't the only definition of beautiful women. She is totally my type of gal, more tomboy, thick, athletic, and probably could snap your wrist if you run your mouth.
Ya, the bias is extremely obvious.
This one is way worse.
https://thedonald.win/p/GIq76g1C/x/c/140vR1cmNU
Would love a FL MAGA .win page
Saint johns county resident here.
Central FL checking in, I'd love a non-cucked FL forum. r/florida is non-stop DeSantisManBad.
They're still mad that their deranged, corrupt, drug-addicted faggot Obama clone didn't win.
I deleted the reddit app months ago and honestly haven’t looked back. That site is basically the titanics ass end sticking out of the water now.
good one. I miss some of the animal videos but the rest of the Reddit is just too much of a shit-show to be worth it.
Funnily enough I just got my boating license literally yesterday, still use my own terms lol
And yeah there were a few music subs I liked and motorcycle subs, but it all got infected with trump. I’m over it.
Duuuvalll!
That’s my war cry! And sometimes I yell it during sex
It's MA'AM! Bigot
Transwomen are women. Modern surgical reassignment works, shitlord. /s
Memes aside I know quite a few black women who look like like this
I'm sure Barry is the actual mother.
Alexa, what's a "bottom?"
I saw that as well. Are they flaunting their secret? It's so weird.
It's no secret. Big Mike packs enough meat to swing for the fences.
I'll certainly take your word for it as you seem to have insider information.
Look for Michelle Obama / Ellen dance. Ask Joan Rivers talked about it and then was killed not long later.
fucking. based.
More masculine than Obama
He doesn't skip cock day either, as Barry's destroyed asshole can attest.
Why do you think Barry was into him?
I think it's the other way around.
Point taken!
Once again I think Barry's already ahead of you on that one.
"She would go up behind Dad when he was working at his desk and drape her big cock on his shoulder and caw like a parrot. Then she would call him a butt pirate and slap him on the face with it."
Lmao
She always looked way too masculine to me...
All I’m saying is I can overhead press over 200 and her traps make mine look girly.
Obligatory GIF from The Ellen Show
https://i.imgur.com/zoOQ57v.gif
OKEY DOKEY
thats enough interwebs for today. Just gonna go vomit now, maybe pour bleach in my eyes, and take hot shower.
Here's some eye bleach, for ya pal.
When men were men, and women were women!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_RGGZmgINQA
Women used to wear dresses. I'd almost forgot that. Thank you, ladypede!
Yes indeed!
And you are very welcome. :)
EWWWWW that is a dick swing
I see two balls. I'm not saying they are definitely testicles, though. She could have had a pouch with two golf balls inside her pocket-less pants, there there is something in there.
Perhaps 2 eight-balls of cocaine and a crackpripe?
It’s probably all of them tucked together and wrapped. I’d imagine trannies have to do something to stop potential and unwanted boners from happening, especially if you are the first man.
She could have gone fishing earlier and had a live grouper flailing around in there...
Must be a lot of new users who were never on reddit with us based on the replies to this LOL
well that is uncanny what scene is this from??
Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZO5q0B5wfw
I'm surprised it's still on YouTube. Comments are turned off (kek).
Viewed offline in slow-mo, Mike reaches for his crotch at 4:08 and 4:10; this is when I think that bad boy came unstrapped. The scene from the GIF can be seen at 5:10. I doubt if a female sanitary device would behave like this -- it looks like a package in motion.
The largest and largest framed person on that stage if Big Mike.
That is a fucking dude.
yeah no joke, and then taking every possible opportunity within the dance moves to exaggerate the move towards covering up
Came here for this
Joan knows. All of Hollywood knows. The world knows. We all know.
She was killed for that.
Wookie!
Known for ripping people's arms off when defeated at space chess.
Ayyy it's Big Mike!
"IT LOOKS LIKE AN ELEPHANT'S TRUNK HOLDING A PUMPKIN!!!!"
God damn he is ugly
Are they bringing her to light to take Joe’s place? Two guys of the same caliber, Liberal.
"We thought 'Pegging' was something all parents did together." -Malia and Sasha
Ah... here it is.
Mark my words...
Then, Pedo Joe gets dumped by the JoePedos.
Agree. But, I think you underestimate the intensity of TDS.
And, add in HULU's new series Rodham, which is an alternate reality fiction story about a side of beef that should have dump her husband and her rise to power would be "amazing" and "inspirational".
As the President says, "These are sick people".
No black man in America will vote for a tranny for President.
Everyone knows it.
She has a dick duh.
I'm sure she likes entering those closed back doors.
Damned MSM.
An image search for "Michelle Obama covers" returns:
Vogue (3 times), Time (2), Ebony (2), Essence (4), InStyle, Elle, Good Housekeeping, New York, Glamour, Newsweek, Better Homes and Gardens, Redbook, and more.
A search for "Melania Trump covers" returns:
Vanity Fair (2 - both European issues). The rest that I saw were from before 2016, foreign, little known, or fake cover mock-ups by Trump fans.
Ha! That made me laugh out loud. Thanks, OP.
You've been adopted by a gay muslim and a tranny.
So you're saying he has a parachute?
Her stylists definitely worked to soften her image. It didn't really work, but they put her in dresses by big-name designers, trying to turn her into a beauty.
I'm sure she was very mean, demeaned Barry in front of the kids all the time, and was extremely self centered.
Did she beat them like a man? :D
She’s gotta DICK
Wonder if he ever plowed Biden
Do you guys think Malia and Sasha know the truth that their “mom” isn’t their mom, or do you think they are retards who have no clue?
THATS A MAN, BABY!
Came here to say this.
"I'm this big"
Ha. Beat me to it!
I can't tell if you guys are serious right now, haha. I've had many a good laugh at memes of a dick photoshopped poking out of her dress. Or is that for real?!
Not photoshopped
Also, Michelle Obama has talked about how they needed IVF to have their kids and there are no maternity photos of Michelle Obama.
Because guys can't get pregnant.
The IVF was for the actual mom.
I mean, I have no actual proof, but what kind of crazy bitch never takes a photo of herself while pregnant? Because I'm about the least likely person to take a selfie and even I have some social media photos of myself from my human submarine days.
My wife has pictures from all 3 pregnancies and like you, she's not a selfie kinda person. I've never met a woman who doesn't like to at least have some pictures from that time of their lives.
I love those pictures! It's one of the few times in your life that looking like you've swallowed a beach ball is a good thing!
Sorry to break it to you, but those aren't photoshopped.
Why wouldn't it be real? We're living in clown world bro. Anything goes. Gay muslim president with a tranny first "lady"? That's almost tame at this point.
Big Mike coming out?
Does the interview go Like This “We have 2 moms....,,With dicks... one is Islamic but both hate america.... I’m not sure who my real parents are”.
"Dear diary, I know it shouldn't bother me, but I think it just weird that mom always pees standing up. She says it's normal but I'm beginning to wonder." -Sasha Obama, probably
Aint no way in fuck you can tell me that's NOT a man. No way no how
🎶 dude looks like a laaaadyyyyy
"she'd make a great vice president"
Blurts out: "Mom has Y chromosomes and a package!"
It's Maaam!
Actually interested in what they said... Can anyone share?
The "pregnant people", Michelle is not one of those.
I bet that she made them eat Obama lunches!
How can Michael even be the real mom when he's packin' meat?
"Those things swing around like the fuzzy dice you hang from your rearview mirror!"
When you act like this in public it's not much of a mystery how you act behind closed doors.