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posted ago by Landslide_2020 ago by Landslide_2020 +394 / -0

I am so freaking addicted. I can't put my phone down. I even take it into the bathroom when I am taking a dump. It's gotten so bad, that I put my phone down on the counter so I could get the toilet paper. But instead of grabbing the toilet paper, I grabbed my phone and I almost wiped my butt with my phone.

Oh how I need help. But I'm afraid if I stop, I might miss something. PLEASE HELP ME.

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itsokaytobereggie 41 points ago +41 / -0

You knew this train had no brakes when you boarded, you silly savage.

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Landslide_2020 [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

I had heard rumors. But until you actually jump on the train, you never know for sure. But now I am absolutely convinced. No brakes. And this train keeps going faster.

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Trumpfan1 15 points ago +15 / -0

Enjoy it my fellow pede! Know that you’re not alone. I too find that I check out the latest here MANY TIMES A DAY! It’s because our side has the best and funniest meme makers and MORE IMPORTANTLY keeps me informed on current events BETTER THAN OTHER NEWS OUTLET. Again, ENJOY 😉! There are far worse things to be addicted to.

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Cali_Republican 24 points ago +24 / -0

Nope. All is normal.

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Landslide_2020 [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

So you've done the same thing? I'm so glad I am not alone.

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KilroyJCNJ 20 points ago +20 / -0

It is ok, please go to the waiting room. The doctor will see you November 4th.

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lavendarlady 14 points ago +14 / -0

Every time I think I might do something productive, I refresh "New" and I'm glued to the screen for another couple of hours.

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Landslide_2020 [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yup. I put a load of laundry in the washer two and a half hours ago. I guess I should go put it in the dryer now. Oooops.

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Nyy817 11 points ago +11 / -0

It seems like shitting and browsing thedonald.win go really well together.

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bluto36 10 points ago +10 / -0

there is no help

hold on and ride it out

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AsaNisiMAGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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GottliebPins 7 points ago +7 / -0

The only good news is means you don’t have to waste endless hours trying to find real news on other sites. There is only one source of real news. The Donald.

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thingaboutarsenal 6 points ago +6 / -0

Me too bro. F for my sleep cycle. The struggle is real.

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PRODIGYgfx 5 points ago +5 / -0

Daily routine... wake up.. donalld.win stumble downstairs while on donald.win... brew coffee while on donald.win... stumble to the porch for smoke.. again donald.win... half way through.. u guessed it.. tummy rumbles after two drags and a sip of coffee.. in the shitter.. donald.win... its a curse I tell ya.

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DeadOverRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's okay to be addicted to the truth.

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Landslide_2020 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes it is. But have you worn your Trump 2020 socks to work for 5 days straight? Well. I have. But I do wear them over another pair so the don't get stinky. Orange Man May be bad. But he don't smell.

P.S. And I made sure that all my liberal work mates saw them. If I was a part of a gun. I would be, the Trigger. LOL.

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Starfox2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've never been able to finish reading it all, I try though.

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NobodyLikesSplatter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know. It’s so addictive. First thing I do in the am is make coffee and then check here. It’s my news and entertainment and therapy all rolled into one site.

I’ll be honest though. Sometimes I can’t process all the horrific stuff that gets posted. Fucking blm kneeling on babies and ieds and shit. And fucking Big Mikes’s balls. I don’t even know what to say half the time except “holy fuck.” But this is the only place for the truth.

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seaside_dreams 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remain in an upright position.

Keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times.

Do NOT attempt stand during the ride.

Hold tight.

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climatetrumpfan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah this site is super high energy.

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JohnSpartanSAPD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beer helps. Multiple, cold and domestic.

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Landslide_2020 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Won't help me. I gave up alcohol 38 years ago when I was 23. No. I did not have a drinking problem. I just didn't like it.

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JohnSpartanSAPD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, you could drop some beer off at my house and you have my word it will make you feel better!

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Landslide_2020 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry Pede. No can do. I have not purchased alcohol since the day I quit. But I would be more than happy to buy you dinner. Unfortunately, any alcohol you drink during dinner will have to put on a separate check.

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