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posted ago by Landslide_2020 ago by Landslide_2020 +394 / -0

I am so freaking addicted. I can't put my phone down. I even take it into the bathroom when I am taking a dump. It's gotten so bad, that I put my phone down on the counter so I could get the toilet paper. But instead of grabbing the toilet paper, I grabbed my phone and I almost wiped my butt with my phone.

Oh how I need help. But I'm afraid if I stop, I might miss something. PLEASE HELP ME.

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PRODIGYgfx 5 points ago +5 / -0

Daily routine... wake up.. donalld.win stumble downstairs while on donald.win... brew coffee while on donald.win... stumble to the porch for smoke.. again donald.win... half way through.. u guessed it.. tummy rumbles after two drags and a sip of coffee.. in the shitter.. donald.win... its a curse I tell ya.