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The larping fags really think they are at war. I cant handle any more cringe. (media.patriots.win)
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– Memebomber 34 points ago +34 / -0

When a live round goes through one of their buddies the bandaids won’t cut it.

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– deleted 16 points ago +16 / -0
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– DeadOverRed 10 points ago +10 / -0

If it gets really bad, a piece of bread and a night of rest should do it. Just can't rest near enemies.

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– ThunderCuntHillary 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can also eat and drink your various supplies, including wheels of cheese or the fresh apple you found in the ancient Draugr tomb, as fast as you can. Depending on the situation, your wounds will heal and your health will be completely restored.

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– JediMasterPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just freeze time and eat 100 cheese wheels

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– Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was always partial to the health gaining function in Wolfenstien. Your character just ate turkey legs and drank wine. Cuz that wouldnt make you tired lol

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– Trump2024 7 points ago +7 / -0

You didn't see that they have boxes of tissue, too? Why you hating on their crack team of medics? Hater!

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– Memebomber 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well I do see the antiseptic gel now and the tissue. I am a bad man for doubting their crack triage skills and will repent for my wicked ways.

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– Trump2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

antiseptic gel

I'm pretty sure that is "Mr. Fister" anal lube

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