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posted ago by monk_of_trump ago by monk_of_trump +724 / -0

So I finally got called by a polling place for the first time. I answered a few questions all supporting Trump. She said she had to put me on hold to talk to her supervisor. A minute or so later she comes back, apologized like 4 times, and hung up on me. Im not making this shit up. It was really weird.

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JustTheNews 94 points ago +94 / -0

these young retarded phone operators, are being told nobody likes trump, when their BS reality is shattered they break down.

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monk_of_trump [S] 69 points ago +69 / -0

Honestly she sounded like she really felt bad she was being forced to hang up on me. Its like they have orders to talk to a supervisor who then makes them do it. Im sure plenty are like you said, but she sounded like she actually felt bad.

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Toys 93 points ago +94 / -1

I was contacted last week. I answered the exact opposite of everything I believe. I told them Biden and Democrat for literally every answer.

They kept me on the phone for nearly an hour.

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EricCharliemella 44 points ago +45 / -1

GENIUS

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Sixty2ndAssassin 36 points ago +36 / -0

"Why oh yes, I love the smell of burning cities!"

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jzed 27 points ago +27 / -0

Did the same for all the pre-survey filtering questions. Played undecided. When it got to the real survey I was all trump. After two or three answers pro-trump & anti-Biden, they disconnected. This was personal evidence these polls are complete bs.

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jealousminarchist 8 points ago +9 / -1

This is called INSIDER TRADING. You're playing the salt market. Nasty. Please continue.

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Spicy_Jeans 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is the way

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CucksRThem 79 points ago +79 / -0

SORRY, NOT THE ANSWERS WE WERE LOOKING FOR. WRONG THINK!

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monk_of_trump [S] 76 points ago +76 / -0

"Our client ordered a 55/45 biden lead, sorry. Your opinion is obsolete."

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knightofday 37 points ago +37 / -0

Lmaooo probably more true than we think

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Jp1137 43 points ago +44 / -1

Better check your voter reg. Sounds like they thought you were a lefty.

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Harambe 37 points ago +37 / -0

Sounds like you redpilled her in real time, the first crack in her conditioning

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monk_of_trump [S] 35 points ago +35 / -0

It was really bizarre to be honest. It was like they had orders to get a supervisor if someone answers all pro trump. She really sounded like she felt bad about it though.

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Keep_on_Trumpin 35 points ago +35 / -0

That's the neurons in her brain clicking as she realizes what she is a part of. Hopefully she swallows the pill and heads out of there

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Ballind 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hispanic zip code? They like to hit those hard to skew the white vote left.

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Reborned20 25 points ago +25 / -0

If you try to help the Republican party, do so.

But, don't give your personal email address. You never know who is working in the office.

Over 200 email addresses were put in the email header and accidentally sent to volunteers.

After that there weren't many volunteers.

Be careful with your fellow American's Data.

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monk_of_trump [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

They only asked for my age as far as personal info, wouldnt have given anything else.

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Reborned20 19 points ago +19 / -0

looks like the swamp club is trying to rule the entire planet.

they are kidding themselves. Anyone that can't figure out how to make a dime serving a fellow citizen does not belong trying to run our government.

too bad they all took blood oaths, you know what that means: It means no matter what you try, they will screw us over.

That's why the founding fathers wrote the US Constitution. It was to tell us that we would have to fight and spill some blood to maintain our Freedom or gain it back in this case.

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AlexF 24 points ago +24 / -0

Ya, I got something like that once, first question is do I believe in man made climate change, they were not interested in asking any other questions

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jdovejr 19 points ago +19 / -0

Man, they are going to lose their shit in November.

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monk_of_trump [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

It basically confirmed everyones suspicions that the polls are totally fucked.

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jdovejr 8 points ago +9 / -1

In these times we are going to see the absolute highest Shy Tory effect ever.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 18 points ago +18 / -0

You answered the questions wrong. When they ask you who you're likely to vote for, tell them. You know, the, the, the, The Thing! If they press you to clarify, say. What you want to vote for the other guy, you want to do some pushups?!? If you can take them further at this point, use your imagination. But remember to say cringy old man stuff.

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Unbent 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm going to start answering the phone with "Hey fat" from now on just in case

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Libertas1776 12 points ago +12 / -0

probably you were one to many republican.

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ladypatriot_games 12 points ago +12 / -0

Wowww. I can’t believe that! In her little polling Manuel it must say “if person supports Biden, proceed to next page. If person supports Trump, end communication and destroy materials”.

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UltimatePistachio 11 points ago +11 / -0

And that's how these polls work.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 6 points ago +6 / -0

"oh shit, we're not supposed to poll THESE people"

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frogturn9 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did the pollster stay what firm they were from?

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remember1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

were they profiling you?

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tell them Biden.

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tokenninja 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you know who they were you may be able to get a recording of the call. You should definitely try to get it if you can - keep us posted!

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sagebrushfire 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t worry. She promptly marked you down as “definitely supporting Joe Biden” on her stat sheet that the AP will run with tomorrow. “JOE BIDEN EXPANDS HIS LEAD OVER TRUMP TO OVER 862,065% OF LIKELY VOTERS!”

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ThickCheney 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everyone should record the calls if this happens.

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bothloveocean 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only time my number was called they specifically asked to speak to a registered Democrat. My wife was at the time. Had something to do with program funding cuts for some bullshit.

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PatriotGuard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oops guess you only count if you vote libtard.

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PelosisDentureWater 1 point ago +1 / -0

Somewhat tangential, but in my Democrat stronghold of a neighborhood, I had a young woman come to my door before the mid-terms soliciting donations for their local Dem candidates. Anyway, I listened to her spiel and politely declined and we chatted for a few minutes. Can't remember the whole convo but basically I told her I was more of a conservative, explained a bit about what I think and that I wasn't interested in donating money to the DNC. I think I mentioned something about how the DNC hemorrhages money and that as an adherent of Dave Ramsey's Financial Peace program, I don't think I want people like that determining how much I pay in taxes or where that money goes. But overall I was pleasant and polite and I enjoyed talking to her.

She admitted that I kind of blew her expectations of who conservatives are and that I was nicer to her than most of the Democrats she saw that day. The way she reacted telegraphed that she has some very ham-fisted ideas of who her opposition is. I think for sure she assumes we're all some sort of tone deaf rednecks or something instead of what you get at my house, which is a very liberal-seeming, creative, professional, upper middle class couple in a Craftsman bungalow. If not for my flag out front and my truck with a couple military logo stickers, you'd think we totally fit in with the Bernie supporting "progressives" (Marxists) who populate the neighborhood. Given that this describes literally all of my right-leaning friends as well, it's kind of funny that the stereotype even persists.

Wish I could have really gone in depth with her as it felt like a great opportunity to build a bridge and maybe get one of their foot soldiers off the streets (lol) but I had a house full of family in town that day and had to get back to it. Kind of wanted her to come back and wished I'd asked her to, because she was nice and reasonable too and that kind of discourse is how you make progress.

To be totally fair, I am guilty of making assumptions too. I work with a woman who looks every bit the retarded social justice warrior, with the bad magenta hair, problem glasses and everything else. She's actually the sweetest person on our entire team, hard-working, honest, and is basically best friends with her good ol' boy Dad, which for me is the biggest signal a woman can give me about herself. She's also into woodworking of all things. Her ideal man, according to her, is Ron Swanson. So there you go I guess. I wouldn't assume she's a conservative or even libertarian or anything, but it also doesn't matter, given that she is tight with her family, has principles and morals, and tries to be a good person. (To also be totally fair, the majority of the people I personally know who look like this actually ARE insufferable, humorless little commies, so there's that.)

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Starfox2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why bother making the call lol, just write down whatever ya want eh.

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jealousminarchist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Indeed. An actual survey? Probably not MSM polling. Might be from actual dems campaign staff trying to assess the damage.

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MycologyofMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

My cousin worked for a survey place during the 2016 election and he knew Trump was going to win. He said a lot of the callers said they wouldn't vote for a woman. Right or wrong, we all know hill-dawg was not a women but really the embodiment of pure evil.

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mk81 1 point ago +1 / -0

Recording or GTFO