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RabidZoo 268 points ago +269 / -1

Send in spec ops. We have an enemy of the state cornered.

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Modus_Pwninz 115 points ago +115 / -0

Stop, I can only become so erect.

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Strike_Eagle784 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or even better, Keanu Reeves as John Wick lol

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Anzac21 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’d watch that movie! Oh man, Keanu in die hard style taking on an evil embassy, except now it’s the Chinese. Oh snap

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Thecryptoclub 78 points ago +78 / -0

LOCK’EM DOWN IN CHINATOWN

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FuckReddit4545 41 points ago +41 / -0

But Nancy told me to go to Chynatown

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Thecryptoclub 27 points ago +27 / -0

Well Nancy also said she wants to Gas the White House so I don’t know if she can be trusted

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559throw 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol the fuck man that is lrong

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 5 points ago +5 / -0

I died when I first heard it. She sells Murphy beds apparently, and she thought this would be a good way to advertise. There's a great video of Bobby Lee reacting to it.

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StillplayenSometimes 41 points ago +41 / -0

Liberals/leftist/communist/democrats one in the same. would throw themselves to protect this guy, they'd defend a country with an actual slave state before they protect america. ,

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FreeBased1 1 point ago +1 / -0

The commies will smuggle the chynaman out in several diplomatic bags.

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FlimboFlongins 3 points ago +3 / -0

By drone, you mean glass? Only real option is to nuke the site from orbit. The first Bigly Bomb dropped on Asia was delivered by the "Enola Gay", followed by winning bigly. The next one can only be dropped by Space Force's new orbital weapons platform the "Anon New Fag". It's up there, lurking, waiting to do something, built to win a war.

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Waitafriggingminute 3 points ago +3 / -0

No need for nukes. Especially on US soil. Just a single "Rod from God" ought to do it..

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol you guys are too brazen

I like the style

I, however, vote for a “gas leak”

Oops 🔥

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FlimboFlongins 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glass the home base. Gotta get the nest. That place crawls!

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Shakakka99 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the only way to be sure.

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