Wet dream is exactly what this is. It's masturbatory scenario dreck with no message or substance. It's better suited to an episode of Tales from the Crypt.
"This Electrocution Year, it's so important to get out and BLOAT - and the demoncratic little cramPAIN in tonight's terrifying tale will have you calling your Congristleman. It's about a washed-up poison pill with a TASTE for politics and a reputation for SLAYING her rivals at the PALLS. I call this politiKILL-y incorrect little yarn... ....SIDE OF BEEF. Hahahahahahaha!"
"SIDE OF BEEF"
with LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS
LANCE HENRICKSON
featuring HILLARY CLINTON
directed by WILLIAM FRIEDKIN
cue early 90's keyboard score and an establishing shot of a single shoe in the street
I still wish I could have been there to see what was going on behind closed doors at her campaign headquarters on election night. I assume at some point she was covered in her own shit and biting anyone she could catch.
She was too fucked up to give her concession speech in a timely manner haha. She was screaming with several tranq darts in her ass while bill was asking campaign staff to smell his fingers.
Guarantee she didn't even have a concession speech. Between the fake polls, and all the meddling and illegal votes they had planned, losing was unthinkable until it was too late.
Aliens would at least try to act calm and respectful when they are discovered. Whatever combination of drugs she must have been on would have fried her brain.
I like to think she was tearing handfuls of her hair out and taking her frustrations out at Bill. "I moved to Assfuck, Arkansas for 15 years. FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS. And this is the payoff? Go get a blowie from the housekeeper, I don't even care anymore."
I think you guys might be okay just because your name conjures images of the NPC version of the deep south so they are "scared due to all the racists".
Strange that so many black people call the south their home for such a racist place.
Always cracks me up as I know I am getting closer to the country based on how nice the strangers are.
By the time you get to Arkansas you're getting asked how your day is going every six minutes and thanking all the people holding doors for you.
Rumor has it there hasn't been a unblessed sneeze in Georgetown, AR since the Taft administration.
Like throwing a champagne bottle at a $50000 TV and breaking it?
Or having a huge meltdown and blaming your entire staff on your loss?
Destroying your backstage room in a frenzied rage?
That's what I remember hearing about after election night in 2016. If memory serves right, she tried to chuck the bottle at Bill and hit the TV instead.
Imagine being SO in love with yourself that you NEVER stop bragging, complaining when you lose or being an authority on everything AND NOW you decide to rewrite history.
I wonder if in this twilight zone they are going to claim Donald Trump didn't accept the results of the election and was involved in a 4 year long coup attempt.
As America wrestles with the worst economic decline since the Great Depression, newly elected President Hillary Clinton faces two new major wars in Iran and North Korea. Then a devastating plague arrives from China.
ISIS quadruples its territory and is given a seat on the UN.
America and Canada introduce extreme sanctions on the UK to force it to rejoin the EU.
Mothers all offered the option of aborting their baby as they enter the delivery room.
All children raised as girls unless parents pay for a boy licence and sign a disclaimer.
My fucking god. Sorry God. But who in the hell is sitting around trying to come up with this fucking narrative? There has to be a cabal of people coming up with ways to "adjust" everyone's perception.
.. Hey lets cause all sorts of mayhem and then figure out how to make it about trump.
--- causes mayhem ---
.. Awesome now lets sugar coat what could have been with side o beef.
--- ??? ----
Profit.
I'm starting to think they really are planning to swap her in at the August convention. Coincides with the release of a tv show that will undoubtedly make her look like a god that easily solves all problems thanks to wonderfully convenient script plots.
"How to armchair quarterback every issue from the past four years with the benefit of hindsight and claim that is exactly what I would have done if elected."
I can't wait for the episode where she eliminates the damage from Hurricane Maria in 2017 by wiping it with a cloth.
Clinton could very well be the 2020 Democratic Presidential Nominee. I think they are getting her ready to step in for Slow Joe after his unexpected illness/accident or indictment. What do you guys think??
I've been saying it for months. The head of PR or something for the DNC even slipped during an interview and said they weren't going to nominate Biden at the convention.
Personally, I think she'd lose some who voted for her last time. I think non-twitter humans are just tired of her ass.
The worse part about this is that it's on a streaming service. So, even if not a single person watches it (no one will) they will lie about the numbers and call it a huge success...but not renew it for another season (ala Netflix)
Looks like she's trying to re-brand to her maiden name, as if the Clinton name is about to get totally obliterated for some reason and she's trying to get ahead of it...
This democrat wet dream already aired on CBS. It was called Madam Secretary.
Tranny story time at the library?
The correct name was Side of Beef.
Wet dream is exactly what this is. It's masturbatory scenario dreck with no message or substance. It's better suited to an episode of Tales from the Crypt.
Leaning back on a 18th century fainting couch, vodka bottle within reach, flicking her old wrinkled bean...
"Bill, go fetch the steely dan and recite the tale of my election victory."
::shudder::
"This Electrocution Year, it's so important to get out and BLOAT - and the demoncratic little cramPAIN in tonight's terrifying tale will have you calling your Congristleman. It's about a washed-up poison pill with a TASTE for politics and a reputation for SLAYING her rivals at the PALLS. I call this politiKILL-y incorrect little yarn... ....SIDE OF BEEF. Hahahahahahaha!"
"SIDE OF BEEF"
with LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS
LANCE HENRICKSON
featuring HILLARY CLINTON
directed by WILLIAM FRIEDKIN
cue early 90's keyboard score and an establishing shot of a single shoe in the street
Damn, bro. Props. You went for it & it worked. Heres a coat fellow patriot.
Nah it’s priming for when they replace Creepy Joe
Coocoo, coocoo, coocoo 🕰 🐦 🤡 🌍
It's just money laundering, modern democrats get their bribes via book/tv/speaking "deals".
I still wish I could have been there to see what was going on behind closed doors at her campaign headquarters on election night. I assume at some point she was covered in her own shit and biting anyone she could catch.
Lots of vodka to start, and then benzos and various tranquilizers to soften the fall at the end. That's my bet.
She was too fucked up to give her concession speech in a timely manner haha. She was screaming with several tranq darts in her ass while bill was asking campaign staff to smell his fingers.
Guarantee she didn't even have a concession speech. Between the fake polls, and all the meddling and illegal votes they had planned, losing was unthinkable until it was too late.
They had to cancel the catering service because all they were eating that night was humble pie.
Overheard: "As you leave, take some pie with you! There's lots for everyone!"
I would wager it was children and plenty of Adrenachrome.
There's a good chance the two overlap. At some point the skin suit came off and she went full reptile.
Never go full reptile.
Looking glass
Aliens would at least try to act calm and respectful when they are discovered. Whatever combination of drugs she must have been on would have fried her brain.
This...is just...GOLDEN. I am in awe...
I like to think she was tearing handfuls of her hair out and taking her frustrations out at Bill. "I moved to Assfuck, Arkansas for 15 years. FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS. And this is the payoff? Go get a blowie from the housekeeper, I don't even care anymore."
Arkansas is underrated. Keep it quiet or the liberals will move in and destroy it.
I think you guys might be okay just because your name conjures images of the NPC version of the deep south so they are "scared due to all the racists".
Strange that so many black people call the south their home for such a racist place.
Always cracks me up as I know I am getting closer to the country based on how nice the strangers are.
By the time you get to Arkansas you're getting asked how your day is going every six minutes and thanking all the people holding doors for you.
Rumor has it there hasn't been a unblessed sneeze in Georgetown, AR since the Taft administration.
Like throwing a champagne bottle at a $50000 TV and breaking it?
Or having a huge meltdown and blaming your entire staff on your loss?
Destroying your backstage room in a frenzied rage?
That's what I remember hearing about after election night in 2016. If memory serves right, she tried to chuck the bottle at Bill and hit the TV instead.
They don't call him Slick Willy for nothing. He probably matrix dodged that shit.
She called somebody something or threatened somebody bigly, didn't she??
Oh, wasn't it "If that fucking bastard wins, we'll all be dangling from a rope"?
Pissing and shitting herself, having fits and screaming the N word is my guess.
Imagine being SO in love with yourself that you NEVER stop bragging, complaining when you lose or being an authority on everything AND NOW you decide to rewrite history.
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I wonder if in this twilight zone they are going to claim Donald Trump didn't accept the results of the election and was involved in a 4 year long coup attempt.
I'm not a President. I just play one on TV.
Heh, I love me some dystopian fiction sometimes.
Would the plague have arrived if they didn't need it for Trump?
Also, needs more wars.
At least they admit China started this pandemic?
ISIS quadruples its territory and is given a seat on the UN. America and Canada introduce extreme sanctions on the UK to force it to rejoin the EU. Mothers all offered the option of aborting their baby as they enter the delivery room. All children raised as girls unless parents pay for a boy licence and sign a disclaimer.
ISIS would be part of the human rights counsel. They'd fit right in with the current class.
like road ham chucked into a van
That was the working title pede.
Think of all those “suicides” that never would have happened...
And all the others that would have.
Epstein would be head of children affairs.
Imagine a timeline wherein Hillary had enough of a sense of humor that 100s of bodies did not trail behind her like a putrid wake in a cesspool.
R.I.P. Vince Foster
Oh, don't worry about her sense of humor; the trail makes her laugh every time she thinks of it!
She's the sorest loser of all time, right? I hate Mittens but at least he wasn't still bitching 4 years later about how he should be President.
Neither he nor McCain had any interest in winning. They're on whatever fucking team Obama and Hillary are on.
Will the plots be based on the fake news stories they were going to report on the news had she won?
Are they running that back to back with the Man in the High Castle where Nazi Germany won? Seems redundant if you ask me.
We've been talking about alternate timelines since 2016. She's merely just copying one of our memes.
New series "The Worst Timeline" in development at Hulu.
KEK!
My fucking god. Sorry God. But who in the hell is sitting around trying to come up with this fucking narrative? There has to be a cabal of people coming up with ways to "adjust" everyone's perception.
.. Hey lets cause all sorts of mayhem and then figure out how to make it about trump. --- causes mayhem --- .. Awesome now lets sugar coat what could have been with side o beef. --- ??? ---- Profit.
I'm starting to think they really are planning to swap her in at the August convention. Coincides with the release of a tv show that will undoubtedly make her look like a god that easily solves all problems thanks to wonderfully convenient script plots.
yeah i cancelled it today, it was long overdue
I read that at first as, "If they cancel it today, it was long overdue." Truer words have never been mistakenly interpreted.
Trump needs to release her concession call Kelly Anne talked about
We could ask Eric Ciaramella for the transcript.
Hahahahhaa
https://i.maga.host/B3OTdXu.gif
I would have called it If I Would Have Won It
"I was winning!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp6gQzRjWwo
Love TOS but I was thinking more OJ. It was the 10mph impeachment slow walk that solidified it in my mind.
It Was My Turn!
Is this the alternative history where she never marries Bill, has Webster's child or practices witchcraft?
Alternative??
I'll watch it, if Epstien is alive and in her cabinet.
I thought they already rebooted "The Twilight Zone"
They don't even hide creating revisionist history.
Alternate/working title:
"How to armchair quarterback every issue from the past four years with the benefit of hindsight and claim that is exactly what I would have done if elected."
I can't wait for the episode where she eliminates the damage from Hurricane Maria in 2017 by wiping it with a cloth.
Clinton could very well be the 2020 Democratic Presidential Nominee. I think they are getting her ready to step in for Slow Joe after his unexpected illness/accident or indictment. What do you guys think??
I've been saying it for months. The head of PR or something for the DNC even slipped during an interview and said they weren't going to nominate Biden at the convention.
Personally, I think she'd lose some who voted for her last time. I think non-twitter humans are just tired of her ass.
I don't think she'd do any better than last time.
Please let them create a fake White House for her. The memes write themselves.
Hillary better be played by a non-binary trans-lesbian wolfkin disabled person of color.
See you next Tuesday on Hulu.
No. I quit watching TV shows.
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If you see Kay, you bring a rubber
Will it feature a large revolving cast of red shirts?
A new series in the comedic horror genre.
Maybe in this version she enters a lesbian love affair with the Governor of Georgia Stacy Abrams?
The worse part about this is that it's on a streaming service. So, even if not a single person watches it (no one will) they will lie about the numbers and call it a huge success...but not renew it for another season (ala Netflix)
Guess I'm not subscribing to Hulu then.
Rotpig
Evil bitch
They already had a show inspired by the Clintons called House of Cards
I know it, you know it, we all know it.
Looks like she's trying to re-brand to her maiden name, as if the Clinton name is about to get totally obliterated for some reason and she's trying to get ahead of it...
Peak Mary Sue
haha, no way! Clown world.
They worry Trump won't leave the White House if he loses. If I was them I would be more worried about him not leaving there heads.
RENT FREE!
So glad I don't use Hulu...don't pay for netflix either :)