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BasementBiden 110 points ago +110 / -0

I still wish I could have been there to see what was going on behind closed doors at her campaign headquarters on election night. I assume at some point she was covered in her own shit and biting anyone she could catch.

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BarrBQ 54 points ago +54 / -0

Lots of vodka to start, and then benzos and various tranquilizers to soften the fall at the end. That's my bet.

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BasementBiden 65 points ago +65 / -0

She was too fucked up to give her concession speech in a timely manner haha. She was screaming with several tranq darts in her ass while bill was asking campaign staff to smell his fingers.

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Ankcemi 35 points ago +35 / -0

Guarantee she didn't even have a concession speech. Between the fake polls, and all the meddling and illegal votes they had planned, losing was unthinkable until it was too late.

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BasementBiden 24 points ago +24 / -0

They had to cancel the catering service because all they were eating that night was humble pie.

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Unhappymeal 13 points ago +13 / -0

I would wager it was children and plenty of Adrenachrome.

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BasementBiden 25 points ago +25 / -0

There's a good chance the two overlap. At some point the skin suit came off and she went full reptile.

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Throwaway_Test 12 points ago +12 / -0

Never go full reptile.

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ModsBanPaleos 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looking glass

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White-tailed_Eagle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aliens would at least try to act calm and respectful when they are discovered. Whatever combination of drugs she must have been on would have fried her brain.

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

This...is just...GOLDEN. I am in awe...

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Chiliad5 21 points ago +21 / -0

I like to think she was tearing handfuls of her hair out and taking her frustrations out at Bill. "I moved to Assfuck, Arkansas for 15 years. FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS. And this is the payoff? Go get a blowie from the housekeeper, I don't even care anymore."

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HockeyMom4Trump 14 points ago +14 / -0

Arkansas is underrated. Keep it quiet or the liberals will move in and destroy it.

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jive-ass-turkey 13 points ago +13 / -0

I think you guys might be okay just because your name conjures images of the NPC version of the deep south so they are "scared due to all the racists".

Strange that so many black people call the south their home for such a racist place.

Always cracks me up as I know I am getting closer to the country based on how nice the strangers are.

By the time you get to Arkansas you're getting asked how your day is going every six minutes and thanking all the people holding doors for you.

Rumor has it there hasn't been a unblessed sneeze in Georgetown, AR since the Taft administration.

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Scumbag-reddit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Like throwing a champagne bottle at a $50000 TV and breaking it?

Or having a huge meltdown and blaming your entire staff on your loss?

Destroying your backstage room in a frenzied rage?

That's what I remember hearing about after election night in 2016. If memory serves right, she tried to chuck the bottle at Bill and hit the TV instead.

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BasementBiden 5 points ago +5 / -0

They don't call him Slick Willy for nothing. He probably matrix dodged that shit.

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

She called somebody something or threatened somebody bigly, didn't she??

Oh, wasn't it "If that fucking bastard wins, we'll all be dangling from a rope"?

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brsmith77 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pissing and shitting herself, having fits and screaming the N word is my guess.