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BasementBiden 65 points ago +65 / -0

She was too fucked up to give her concession speech in a timely manner haha. She was screaming with several tranq darts in her ass while bill was asking campaign staff to smell his fingers.

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Ankcemi 35 points ago +35 / -0

Guarantee she didn't even have a concession speech. Between the fake polls, and all the meddling and illegal votes they had planned, losing was unthinkable until it was too late.

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BasementBiden 24 points ago +24 / -0

They had to cancel the catering service because all they were eating that night was humble pie.

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dumdumexpress 4 points ago +4 / -0

Overheard: "As you leave, take some pie with you! There's lots for everyone!"