This is Trump's Chef Andre Rush. He helps the president stay powerful. Thank you for your service.
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I met this dude once and shook his hand and thanked him for looking after GEOTUS.
Cooool!!
...and then he picked you up, split you in half like cracking an egg, then whisked you up in a pan and fed you to GEOTUS.
And then GEOTUS said:
And then he grabbed some pussy!
And you loved it! :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGqTLMWcjQs
Oh shit, this guy is even cooler than we all thought:
WoW! What a Patriot!
how's your hand?
No longer attached, but he loves it!
Good god, does this guy eat every item of protein he cooks?? So funny seeing a large muscular guy like that be a chef.
He specializes in cake decorating at that
He is also a certified Ice Carver, and by that I mean he literally took a course and passed a test to confirm he can carve ice sculptures.
...with his bare hands, actually.
He eats 6 chickens for lunch !
Holy shit
Can we send him to clear out Portland antifa with a spatula?
I want to see the movie where AI controlled drones fly into the White House and kill all Secret Service members using facial recognition and then this guy is the only man left that can protect the president.
The script would include the catchphrase “It’s frying pan time!” WHAM!
Like LL Cool J in that shark movie. Dude was a badass. Lit that m-fer on fire with his oven after vlogging the right way to make an omelette when he thought he was going to die.
There is an entire Seagal trilogy iirc with him as a cook who saves the day.
“It’s time to chop up the meat!” Whomp!
Ok, who has the cajones to tell this guy that you don't like the sauce?
There's only one Donald Trump lol
Scene at restaurant:
Liberal, indignantly: "WAITRESS! This soy patty I ordered is medium rare. I asked for medium WELL!"
Waitress: "I'm so sorry! Let me take that for you and cook it a bit longer."
Liberal, nostrils flaring: "NO DEAL. This is lousy service and lousy cooking! Get the chef out here RIGHT NOW!"
Waitress, politely: "Of course sir, right away."
...enter Chef Andre Rush...
Andre: "Is there a problem with your food sir?"
Liberal: <pisses pants, eats food rapidly while sobbing>
Andre: "I'm glad you like it. Make sure to tip your waitress."
Liberal after eating: W-w-w-w-waitress? Can you please give Chef Rush my wife's phone number?
It's a happy story!
IT'S FUCKING R.....eally good sir.
I am going to bet that his second chef's follow instructions without a lot of talking back or debate!
Man, I don't want to know who is his gym trainer...
Worst racist ever!
That's no chef, that's a world class assassin body guard posing as a chef. A guy built like that surrounded with knives? You know he throws them with pin point accuracy before pummeling them up close.
“Hey Andre, the eggs are a little run— never mind...”
That’s badass.
we all know it's the mighty combination of Big Mac + Fish Filet + Lg. Diet Coke that is the secret
TFW the boss is eating KFC with a knife and fork again.
CNN: Look at that white coat privilege. Trump always looking after whitey.
Damn does the dude bench press the whole cow before cooking it?🤣
Lol I could probably beat this guy in an arm wrestling match.
How can I get a job as one of Trumps chefs? My resume is impeccable!