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Threebabies 117 points ago +117 / -0

What exactly is this referencing? Biden said a dumb thing again?

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Aluminoti 130 points ago +130 / -0

https://youtu.be/jcOeEA0JIVw

"And I had a nurse at a — nurses at Walter Reed hospital who would bend down and whisper in my ear, go home and get me pillows. They would make sure — actually, probably nothing ever taught in — you can't do it in Covid time, but they'd actually breathe in my nostrils to make me move, to get me moving."

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GreyGooseDown 90 points ago +90 / -0

TY. I had no idea that was out there. This guy is mentally toasted.

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AlohaChris 5 points ago +6 / -1

Biden had a partial craniectomy after suffering a grade 4 subarachnoid hemmorage in 1988. The chance of a full neurological recovery from this injury/surgery approaches zero.

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tdwinner2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

But he's always been a village idiot.

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HuggableBear 55 points ago +65 / -10

Most people don't know about it, but Biden had a massive aneurysm many years ago, so major he barely survived it. He was in the ICU for weeks after, barely hanging on.

I know it's a weird thing to say, but he was talking about the care he received after major brain surgery. While I'm sure this isn't standard care, I wouldn't be surprised to find out a single nurse did this to annoy the shit out of him enough to get him to take some initiative and sit up or get out of bed on his own or whatever to prevent him from just giving up and wasting away.

He was talking about how much nurses care about their patients and just pointed out something from his own past. This is one weird thing I can forgive him saying as not that weird.

The rambling fashion in which he presented it is more concerning to me than the content, honestly. Can you imagine this idiot trying to negotiate with a foreign leader?

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Bramble 34 points ago +36 / -2

I'm 100% certain he could get the point across without making it sound like some fucked up nurse tried blowing in his nose like a balloon to annoy him into getting out of bed.

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HuggableBear 23 points ago +27 / -4

No, that's the point. What happened probably really wasn't weird at all, but he's too mentally deficient at this point to be able to get that point across cogently.

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Magamom2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sounds pretty weird to me. I’m a nurse and we don’t blow in people’s nostrils for any reason. There are other things we do to stimulate patients who may need to move or show signs of awareness.

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LazySusan 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm not in the health care field, but I've noticed that, at least with my family members, elderly people do not do well with anesthesia. The older they are, the longer it takes for them to mentally come to. I remember as a child being totally freaked out by the fact that my grandmother, who had been out of surgery for hours, had no idea she was in a hospital. Is it possible that anesthesia, in addition to Biden's dementia, gave him a false memory?

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Magamom2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

😂😂 not sexually

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Cutter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Back before HIV was a thing, first responders were taught that it may be necessary to blow into a non-breathing individual's nostrils when mouth-to-mouth is not possible, or in the case of infant and non-human patients.

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Magamom2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes that is true but I can guarantee no one blew in Biden’s nose

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mathteach314159 24 points ago +24 / -0

They would whisper in his ear...

Go home and get me pillows

He is the gift that keeps on giving. Thanks Joe, you are a fun candidate to have around. Lets leave it at that.

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SuddenlyClintoned 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's poor at speaking. But I think he means "Whisper in my ear..., go home and get me pillows, ..."

It sounds delusional. And I shouldn't have to piece that together. But welcome to your 2020 opposition candidate xD

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meteorknife 23 points ago +23 / -0

He probably meant that she gave him oxygen via the nasal cannulas (the nose plugs, instead of a face mask). He just couldn't get the words out to explain that.

If he had low blood oxygen, that would make him feel better similar to how he described.

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AlohaChris 3 points ago +3 / -0

THAT’S what he was trying to talk about. OMG is he fucking incoherent.

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Shhhhhut_the_hell_up 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sounds like he was hallucinating to me. He probably just received oxygen. My great grandmother, after her stroke, would talk about nurses punching her... they were just checking her i.v.

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the_archivist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or the nurses were BLM.

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the_archivist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not sure I wanna know what that is.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can’t wait for the debates

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tdwinner2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

Was that when he lost a leg in Vietnam?

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Remanys 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hes an actual retard. If you take biden the retard seriously then yikes. He cant even talk. An epileptic seizing would make more sense than him.

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VetforTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

He has always been a retard, not useful to the left otherwise

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VA-Pede 4 points ago +4 / -0

wat

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Rainman 30 points ago +30 / -0

This is the scary part there's millions of Americans who will actually vote for this guy at their own demise

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johnrambo 12 points ago +12 / -0

But to be fair to them they all died years ago.

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upvotechamp 17 points ago +17 / -0

“Vote blue no matter who”...that includes senile joe apparently. Those people are likely just as stoopid.

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the-new-style 1 point ago +2 / -1

they simply don't pay attention

who is watching these home videos ?

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Homopratensis2 15 points ago +15 / -0

Look. They all know he's a meat puppet. How are you not getting this?

Bernie couldn't win because he's a well known socialist, so they decided to have Biden the puppet run and let soros/obamas/clintons pull the strings. This is why both Bernie and his bros went quietly away. They know they are being taken care of and they know Biden has a better shot than Bernie does.

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Homopratensis2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Who is the puppet master? Well, other than satan?

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HuggableBear 5 points ago +5 / -0

Follow the money. There are people in this world who are richer than most countries, it's just not tallied up sitting in a bank, it's spread over worldwide unreported assets.

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JeremiahKassin 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Rothschilds? Could be. It's depressing to think money is enough to build that kind of power base, though. Of course, as soon as they're brought up, the universal red herring gets parroted, as if their abandoned ancestry proves some secret race cabal.

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CherryCoke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Papal bloodlines are much higher than the Bush’s. https://geopolitics.co/2012/07/20/powerful-bloodlines-behind-the-dark-cabal/

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Pirate_Lafitte 9 points ago +9 / -0

You should put up signs with a bunch of insane Biden quotes, or where he incriminates himself

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have to guard it because they will come rip it out at night.

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Bucktooth34 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've yet to see a Biden sign or even bumper sticker, I guess I'm just lucky?

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520kj 3 points ago +3 / -0

I saw one yard sign not long ago in a neighborhood I was passing through. Trump signs and flags are everywhere here though.

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DeepWinter 20 points ago +20 / -0

Folks with dementia misinterpret many things. What probably happened was that nurse was giving him CPR, but because of his dementia he just remembers some nurse breathing into his nose and thought it was weird (or sexy, given Creepy Joe's fetishes).

Unfit for office!

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PatrickSebast 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't know what was happening, and with a brain aneurysm he was almost certainly out of it for a bit (even more so than now) but the Nurse definitely was not giving CPR in a fully equipped hospital.

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meteorknife 1 point ago +2 / -1

He probably meant that she gave him oxygen via the nasal cannulas (the nose plugs, instead of a face mask). He just couldn't get the words out to explain that.

If he had low blood oxygen, that would make him feel better similar to how he described.

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tonightm06 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was being given CPR and the nurse was trying to keep him alive at one point.

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kono_hito_wa 16 points ago +17 / -1

You know. The thing.

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Wyrmshadow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tongue punch my fart box.

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DickTick 12 points ago +12 / -0

Love this guy

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DickTick 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'll have whatever he's having! points at Joe

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GreyGooseDown 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sexy? Just kidding, that is how you do CPR to a dog.

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NobodyLikesSplatter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reverse sneezing in a dog sounds horrible. Like they’re seriously in distress in their airway. But apparently it’s a normal thing to do when they’re irritated by something.

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lavendarlady 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah it is scary to the owner and the dog looks panicked as well. The dog's sides are heaving and it is loudly rasping in its throat . My dog would get wild eyed.Sometimes he would have 2 or 3 episodes in a 10 minute span of time. I would blow air into his nostrils with my hand cupped around his nose and forcefully and steadily blow into his nose. It works

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lavendarlady 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reverse sneezing. I had a lab shepherd mix who would get this fairly often. He would look very panicked when it happened. The thing to make it stop quickly was to cup your hand around his nose and to blow deep breaths into his nostrils. It would stop almost right away. He would be kind of shaky afterward.

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TheTPL 2 points ago +2 / -0

CPR. You hold the mouth closed and breathe into their nose, then release your grip and allow the air to flow back out, and repeat. With people you normally just pinch the nose and breathe into the mouth, but with babies you can just cover both the nose and mouth at the same time as you breathe in.

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Grond999 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wut? ....is Biden on? This is gobbledegook. Nurses would not do this. I'm an RN (not in the US).

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PeterO 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think he died on the table and is describing rescue breathing as they brought him back to life.

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Ricky_CIA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden is on "a tragic mental decline".

The left hoped to Trojan Horse his VP pick into the presidency but the wheels are coming off the horse before it even makes it to the gate.

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BoricuaPede 6 points ago +6 / -0

As a physician and an RN (I started as nurse, used that to pay for med school), who has been practicing since the early 60's, I have seen some very weird stuff go down. But not this.

The closest I've ever seen was one time we had an unstable nurse who had Munchausen by proxy for a young guy on a 72-hour psych hold because he looked like her dead son. I caught her putting coke up his nose.

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texascpa 6 points ago +6 / -0

God, when are the debates. I usually hate watching debates because of the pandering and cringyness, but I need to make an exception for these.

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SirPokeSmottington 2 points ago +2 / -0

God, when are the debates.

October, if they happen at all.

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Shortcakemylove 5 points ago +5 / -0

I used to see Dr. Samadi on Fox News frequently. Haven't seen him for awhile. Why would that be ?

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DRKMSTR 5 points ago +5 / -0

Found an old video of Biden learning CPR, he used the name "Jeremy" for some reason.

Link: https://youtu.be/ITx3GNwMfy0

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BobsNoCommie 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can completely understand HOW, what I want to know is WHY.

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tonightm06 2 points ago +2 / -0

What in the fuck is he talking about (just watched the video)?

What is he talking about?????

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PropagandaWizard1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden's brain = Swiss cheese

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Wheredidiputit 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Look Jack, I know there's more to it but I demanded it to be about the letters of the day and I was able to get a good 4th of July." Joe Biden (probably)

Biden speech generator. Just use auto fill after look jack. Its amazing.

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Yeti2 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was him sniffing the nurses hard.

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, the nurse was a “she”, she might have appeared younger, once a sniffer, always a sniffer...

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Brookie2018 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obviously he does not live in Biden's world.

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's confusing it with all the nurse sniffing he did. Or maybe he's confusing it with the creation story of Adam. Who knows.

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DarkRiver 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sums up the Democratic party...it's officially the clown party

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ScullyMully 1 point ago +1 / -0

She was blowing cocaine up his nostril, with a straw.

In Studio 54.

Don't ask about Stevie Nicks...

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IlxTheGreat 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah, that's the DNC

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's CPR: Libtard Edition.

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TighterGradeofTail 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden's an ass. Makes sense that people want to blow smoke up him.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

WHat is with this guy and sniffing and his nose. He has a smell fetish.

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MAGA_____bitches 1 point ago +1 / -0

Twitter is saying that video was edited.

I watched it live..... that is exactly what he said .