1562 HEY, COAST GUARD—you have a discipline problem in your ranks! (twitter.com) posted 269 days ago by catsfive 269 days ago by catsfive +1562 / -0 194 comments share 194 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (194) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 42 ▼ – 7.62swinebuster 42 points 269 days ago +42 / -0 I'd bet she can't swim 50m without vomiting. permalink save report block reply ▲ 30 ▼ – LLchurch 30 points 269 days ago +30 / -0 What? Whales are excellent swimmers. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 16 ▼ – I_LUV_WINNING 16 points 269 days ago +17 / -1 Wrong!!! Land Whales dont swim, they just roam about the land barking and screeching at random objects. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – IncredibleMrE1 10 points 269 days ago +10 / -0 Land whales are a separate species. They require frequent insulin injections to function and the slightest bit of cardio drives them to near cardiac arrest. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – Clevelandbrownie 8 points 269 days ago +8 / -0 Fat floats permalink parent save report block reply
I'd bet she can't swim 50m without vomiting.
What? Whales are excellent swimmers.
Wrong!!! Land Whales dont swim, they just roam about the land barking and screeching at random objects.
Land whales are a separate species. They require frequent insulin injections to function and the slightest bit of cardio drives them to near cardiac arrest.
Fat floats