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Wheredidiputit 45 points ago +47 / -2

yeah idgaf. chicks with tats are bad news.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 38 points ago +40 / -2

Tattoos are the new cigarettes; if a girl has one it means she puts out.

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Wheredidiputit 22 points ago +29 / -7

Yep. Which means pump and dump. Don't take home to momma.

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deleted 31 points ago +31 / -0
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Fabius 19 points ago +21 / -2

Every time I see a tattooed chick I think she has STDs.

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deleted 10 points ago +17 / -7
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Doth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never bring a dumper anywhere near any address where you or anyone you care about lives. Because when you stop answering her texts, she's gonna be out roaming with a knife and a can of gasoline looking for your home and\or vehicle.

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SloppyMichaelMoore 2 points ago +2 / -0

Upvote for dumper

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Wheredidiputit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh for reals. I never shit where I eat.

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DeusExMAGAna 19 points ago +22 / -3

My girlfriend has tons of tattoos and she’s amazing

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catsfive 21 points ago +23 / -2

Yeah, I don't understand the hate on tattoos here, either. I have War and Peace tattoo'd on my johnson and, uh, I've gotten some good reviews

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VoidWanderer 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's the general mentality of women that get them. They're almost always easy, leading to cheating, abortions, STD's etc, that come with promiscuity, and have a whole host of other mental issues.

Is there a small group of women that have them that aren't messed up? Sure. You can find examples for almost anything. In general women with tattoos is a warning sign just like a woman with neon hair or piercings beyond the traditional one in each earlobe.

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tinkesquire 6 points ago +9 / -3

Leviticus 19:28 "You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the Lord"

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Doth 7 points ago +7 / -0

Whenever God ends a passage with "I am the Lord," I read that as his not-at-all-subtle way of saying "Don't fucking argue with me, I didn't stutter."

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BlackToof_Grin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure there was a small but meaningful event in a later book that may or may not have intended to free humanity from the old law. And let's not go down the exhaustive and near endless list of OT laws you do not follow nor ever would.

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Unbent 5 points ago +5 / -0

Because women have beautiful skin.

I can look at art in all its forms and glory in lots of media. I don't need it destroying the view of one of the best reasons to be straight and male.

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DeusExMAGAna 5 points ago +6 / -1

Lol

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sleepingbeautyc 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ummmm, is that a thing? Didn't that hurt a lot?

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 19 points ago +19 / -0

It's a joke that I've heard since the 80s, and has probably been around even longer. War and Peace is incredibly long at over 500,000 words. The joke is that this dude's dick is big enough to tattoo something that lengthy on it.

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Fabius 17 points ago +19 / -2

Cool. Enjoy.

I didn't date girls with tattoos. Deal breaker for me. I don't find them attractive at all, in fact, find them kind of repulsive.

But that's me, and you're you, and you can like whatever you want.

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DeusExMAGAna 11 points ago +11 / -0

No I get it. We all have our preferences. If you don’t find them physically attractive, that’s understandable. I prefer them without myself, but my girlfriend is that awesome. I was just saying that saying they’re “bad news” is a little harsh in my book

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OtherwiseSafe 19 points ago +19 / -0

At this point, tattoos are such a part of the culture that they don't mean anything good or bad. Back in the 80s if someone was tatted out, you could reasonably assume they were trouble, but now ... meh

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Southern_Belle 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't mind tattoos myself, if they are discreet.

I have two tattoos that are well hidden; I keep them that way because they are symbols that mean something to me, personally. I don't want the world looking at them.

But so many women have them all over -- they are distracting.

This tattoo phase will pass. And you will be able to tell a person's age by the style of tattoos they wear. To me, the big ones are like 80s hair.

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thenameisdonald 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought the watercolor ones were bad, and then the fucking boob/sternum ones came along. Absolute abomination to the female form.

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Doth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, same deal with tobacco use and degenerate piercings.

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Doth 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not a 100% thing. Only a strong tendency. And some of us, well, we've had really poor luck pulling that card, leading to a perception that it actually is 100%. In either case, it's usually a wiser choice to pull a better card, one that says "employed, disease-free, and hasn't had 10+ abortions" on the back.

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Cledus 4 points ago +5 / -1

There's only one word for a chick with ink: trashy.