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catsfive 21 points ago +23 / -2

Yeah, I don't understand the hate on tattoos here, either. I have War and Peace tattoo'd on my johnson and, uh, I've gotten some good reviews

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VoidWanderer 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's the general mentality of women that get them. They're almost always easy, leading to cheating, abortions, STD's etc, that come with promiscuity, and have a whole host of other mental issues.

Is there a small group of women that have them that aren't messed up? Sure. You can find examples for almost anything. In general women with tattoos is a warning sign just like a woman with neon hair or piercings beyond the traditional one in each earlobe.

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tinkesquire 6 points ago +9 / -3

Leviticus 19:28 "You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the Lord"

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Doth 7 points ago +7 / -0

Whenever God ends a passage with "I am the Lord," I read that as his not-at-all-subtle way of saying "Don't fucking argue with me, I didn't stutter."

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BlackToof_Grin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure there was a small but meaningful event in a later book that may or may not have intended to free humanity from the old law. And let's not go down the exhaustive and near endless list of OT laws you do not follow nor ever would.

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Unbent 5 points ago +5 / -0

Because women have beautiful skin.

I can look at art in all its forms and glory in lots of media. I don't need it destroying the view of one of the best reasons to be straight and male.

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DeusExMAGAna 5 points ago +6 / -1

Lol

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sleepingbeautyc 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ummmm, is that a thing? Didn't that hurt a lot?

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 19 points ago +19 / -0

It's a joke that I've heard since the 80s, and has probably been around even longer. War and Peace is incredibly long at over 500,000 words. The joke is that this dude's dick is big enough to tattoo something that lengthy on it.

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