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King6of6the6retards 4 points ago +7 / -3

Get an iroc-z and hang out near high schools.

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Southern_Belle 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ew.

Creepy.

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King6of6the6retards 6 points ago +7 / -1

Maybe. Hold judgement until you glimpse the gilded glint of gold chain through u/nomac's chest hair. The fine polyester shirt really adds to the quality of the comb over.

Sploosh!

Edit: the alliteration paints a better picture if we go "glimpse the golden glint of gilded chain" and it opens the door to some form of the word glow.