HEY, Senator Lightfoot is a decent guy! I served with him back in Vietnam and I can tell you, THAT'S MALARKEY and you know that man! Why are you lying? Look black, look, these are PEACEFUL protestors man! These people were not doing anything wrong, and Donald Du-- I mean President Trump, he goes and sends in federal troops. WHATS WITH THIS GUY, MAN? GIVE ME A BREAK. So here's the deal, folks, here's the deal. Three things.
NUMBER ONE-- We need peace, not multip-- div-- I mean division, err, I mean.. anyways. The point is this, under the leadership of me and my good friend, Barack America, we will keep building back great! We will bring back an important three letter word, JOBS, J-O-B-S, JOBS.
NUMBER THREE, We need to also refun-- defund the police, for.. for the thing, you know what I mean man! PERIOD. Come on man. These people aren't eating our lunch! They're not a threat! They're just poor black kids who aspire to be as smart as white kids. Do I need to remind you about Corn Pop? He was a bad dude, ran a bunch of bad boys, and he's gonna be my Secretary of Malarkey Relations when I take office.
NUMBER TWO-- We choose TRUTH OVER FACTS, good over bad, UP VERSUS DOWN! LEFT VERSUS RIGHT, and I was the one who WROTE the bill! Me! So don't try to tell me that we can't do it man! Okay, don't try to tell me that we can't-- because-- because, what was the last one, put that slide back up. Anyways.. keep going.
NUMBER NINE-- I MEAN FIVE, we need to work on providing these predato-- these young urban youths, we need to provide them the opportunity and the.. well look, here's the THING-- DONALD TRUMP IS A LIAR, MAN! COME ON! He doesn't work for you! I DON'T WORK FOR YOU, GOT IT JACK? AND I'M THE guy who can beat him! PERIOD! My times up? Oh ok, that's it? Period. Anyways.
Honestly how do these ghouls get elected? Does anybody actually lay eyes on them first? So many Dems look like their souls have been ripped from their half dead corpse
I'm conflicted by this. It's legitimately hilarious, but I'm also forced to look at her briefly.
Her face is like Goatse security.
She has the 2 Girls 1 Cup of faces.
Oh god....goatse...the horror.
Your license only allows catch and release!
There use to be classy actresses, au naturel and all.
Patricia Arquette
It was in terms of appearance, I don't follow celebrities so I don't know about her behavior. Anyway she's from a former era, so not relevant anymore.
I was thinking the facial features of a Pug.
Haha Haha! Hell yea!
SHE HAS TO GO BACK TO HER LAGOON!
I fucking love this site and the mods
HEY, Senator Lightfoot is a decent guy! I served with him back in Vietnam and I can tell you, THAT'S MALARKEY and you know that man! Why are you lying? Look black, look, these are PEACEFUL protestors man! These people were not doing anything wrong, and Donald Du-- I mean President Trump, he goes and sends in federal troops. WHATS WITH THIS GUY, MAN? GIVE ME A BREAK. So here's the deal, folks, here's the deal. Three things.
NUMBER ONE-- We need peace, not multip-- div-- I mean division, err, I mean.. anyways. The point is this, under the leadership of me and my good friend, Barack America, we will keep building back great! We will bring back an important three letter word, JOBS, J-O-B-S, JOBS.
NUMBER THREE, We need to also refun-- defund the police, for.. for the thing, you know what I mean man! PERIOD. Come on man. These people aren't eating our lunch! They're not a threat! They're just poor black kids who aspire to be as smart as white kids. Do I need to remind you about Corn Pop? He was a bad dude, ran a bunch of bad boys, and he's gonna be my Secretary of Malarkey Relations when I take office.
NUMBER TWO-- We choose TRUTH OVER FACTS, good over bad, UP VERSUS DOWN! LEFT VERSUS RIGHT, and I was the one who WROTE the bill! Me! So don't try to tell me that we can't do it man! Okay, don't try to tell me that we can't-- because-- because, what was the last one, put that slide back up. Anyways.. keep going.
NUMBER NINE-- I MEAN FIVE, we need to work on providing these predato-- these young urban youths, we need to provide them the opportunity and the.. well look, here's the THING-- DONALD TRUMP IS A LIAR, MAN! COME ON! He doesn't work for you! I DON'T WORK FOR YOU, GOT IT JACK? AND I'M THE guy who can beat him! PERIOD! My times up? Oh ok, that's it? Period. Anyways.
REALLY well written Pede!
I laughed Heartily.
That really got me. Well done.
Ha!
KEK <------ This one.
kEc <------ no
kek <------ not this one
kek
Kke
kleck <------ not even close
Kekimus Maximus
Honestly how do these ghouls get elected? Does anybody actually lay eyes on them first? So many Dems look like their souls have been ripped from their half dead corpse
There's definitely something "fishy" about their elections.
Kek
That's Admiral Akbar!
Damn, she dies look like a black love child of Admiral Akbar and Beetle Juice.
Here Fishy Fishy Fishy
Roly poly fish head
Mayor Fivehead
That picture of... her needs to come with a NSFW label.
https://i.maga.host/csyw4VG.jpg
Is that a largemouth bass?
No, silly. It's a grouper!
I assume this is Lizard people cult leader. Don't know much about the Lizard people, but she looks like one.
Creature from the Black Lagoon meme on the Donald? What a day!
KEK <--- definitely this one
KEK
KEK
KEK
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Do you know what a Lagoon is? lol
Have you ever seen this movie?
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0046876/
This bitch is a damned sea creature.
LOL i thought it was because her eyes look to be separated by a coral reef
It’s the Lightfoot variety of the Brundlefly.
I thought Rashida Tlaib was ugly
I thought AOC was ugly
I thought Rosie O`Donnel was ugly
I thought Michael Moore was ugly
I thought Maxine Waters was ugly
BUT --THIS--- THING.... IS GIVING ME NIGHTMARES
admiral ackbar matters.
Oh my God! If I wasn’t already dead from the Paris Climate Accords, this would have killed me. Lol!
.Fugly ass
I like this one too https://i.imgur.com/SVZPaUF.png
Why does she look like a fish?
Who is this monkey ?
Lori Lightfoot, Mayor of Chicago.
A case study in TDS.
You guys are being cruel, she was just trying to do a cosplay of pepe in that image!
She got the bulging eyes right...
The worst mayor in Chicago’s history! Even a Daley would be better than this freedom hating, sorry excuse of a mayor!
It's a trap.
Lmao that book used to scare the absolute shit out of me as a kid.
IT'S A TRAAAP!!!
Didn't she play an admiral in a certain Star Wars movie?
Oh, mercy! KEK
Is there a medical reason why she looks like that?
Lack of Adrenachrome...?
Spa Fon?
I immediately flash to a bear fishing the streams during the Salmon run to get fat for the winter. She just looks so much like a fish.
https://thedonald.win/p/Gbam5RsP/
"Hot water burn baby...hot water burn baby"
A bunch of young'uns aren't going to get this.
Ha, for sure. The first comment was someone asking me if I even know what a Lagoon is...
Look, Marge! It's drinking the water!
ಠ_______ಠ
That is an insult to Gill-men everywhere!
I don't think they would even get close to that, let alone claim it as one of their own!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
I made a character on Bloodborne one time that looked strikingly like her - long before I ever knew who she was. "No mercy for slimy thing."
So happy that ugly bitch finally got memed. Anyone who fucked that beast is a fucking loser
I did not know that sh... it... was from LA.
Underrated word/picture play.
Beetlejuice!
Major key there.