HEY, Senator Lightfoot is a decent guy! I served with him back in Vietnam and I can tell you, THAT'S MALARKEY and you know that man! Why are you lying? Look black, look, these are PEACEFUL protestors man! These people were not doing anything wrong, and Donald Du-- I mean President Trump, he goes and sends in federal troops. WHATS WITH THIS GUY, MAN? GIVE ME A BREAK. So here's the deal, folks, here's the deal. Three things.
NUMBER ONE-- We need peace, not multip-- div-- I mean division, err, I mean.. anyways. The point is this, under the leadership of me and my good friend, Barack America, we will keep building back great! We will bring back an important three letter word, JOBS, J-O-B-S, JOBS.
NUMBER THREE, We need to also refun-- defund the police, for.. for the thing, you know what I mean man! PERIOD. Come on man. These people aren't eating our lunch! They're not a threat! They're just poor black kids who aspire to be as smart as white kids. Do I need to remind you about Corn Pop? He was a bad dude, ran a bunch of bad boys, and he's gonna be my Secretary of Malarkey Relations when I take office.
NUMBER TWO-- We choose TRUTH OVER FACTS, good over bad, UP VERSUS DOWN! LEFT VERSUS RIGHT, and I was the one who WROTE the bill! Me! So don't try to tell me that we can't do it man! Okay, don't try to tell me that we can't-- because-- because, what was the last one, put that slide back up. Anyways.. keep going.
NUMBER NINE-- I MEAN FIVE, we need to work on providing these predato-- these young urban youths, we need to provide them the opportunity and the.. well look, here's the THING-- DONALD TRUMP IS A LIAR, MAN! COME ON! He doesn't work for you! I DON'T WORK FOR YOU, GOT IT JACK? AND I'M THE guy who can beat him! PERIOD! My times up? Oh ok, that's it? Period. Anyways.
HEY, Senator Lightfoot is a decent guy! I served with him back in Vietnam and I can tell you, THAT'S MALARKEY and you know that man! Why are you lying? Look black, look, these are PEACEFUL protestors man! These people were not doing anything wrong, and Donald Du-- I mean President Trump, he goes and sends in federal troops. WHATS WITH THIS GUY, MAN? GIVE ME A BREAK. So here's the deal, folks, here's the deal. Three things.
NUMBER ONE-- We need peace, not multip-- div-- I mean division, err, I mean.. anyways. The point is this, under the leadership of me and my good friend, Barack America, we will keep building back great! We will bring back an important three letter word, JOBS, J-O-B-S, JOBS.
NUMBER THREE, We need to also refun-- defund the police, for.. for the thing, you know what I mean man! PERIOD. Come on man. These people aren't eating our lunch! They're not a threat! They're just poor black kids who aspire to be as smart as white kids. Do I need to remind you about Corn Pop? He was a bad dude, ran a bunch of bad boys, and he's gonna be my Secretary of Malarkey Relations when I take office.
NUMBER TWO-- We choose TRUTH OVER FACTS, good over bad, UP VERSUS DOWN! LEFT VERSUS RIGHT, and I was the one who WROTE the bill! Me! So don't try to tell me that we can't do it man! Okay, don't try to tell me that we can't-- because-- because, what was the last one, put that slide back up. Anyways.. keep going.
NUMBER NINE-- I MEAN FIVE, we need to work on providing these predato-- these young urban youths, we need to provide them the opportunity and the.. well look, here's the THING-- DONALD TRUMP IS A LIAR, MAN! COME ON! He doesn't work for you! I DON'T WORK FOR YOU, GOT IT JACK? AND I'M THE guy who can beat him! PERIOD! My times up? Oh ok, that's it? Period. Anyways.
REALLY well written Pede!
I laughed Heartily.
That really got me. Well done.
Ha!
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