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COnDEMnED 311 points ago +311 / -0

I heard Duckworth wasn’t born in America. Does VP require citizenship?

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NoSteppy1776 208 points ago +209 / -1

Meanwhile, a Trump guy forgets what flavor of jam he put on his bagel on this date four years ago -> Pre-dawn raid with full SWAT team then big house

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FuckReddit4545 107 points ago +107 / -0

All aired live on CNN

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NoSteppy1776 73 points ago +73 / -0

Stakeout of the century! Muh instincts!

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Skywise 17 points ago +17 / -0

Look at him! LOOK AT HIM!

HE EATS HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP!!

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Shitposter69 26 points ago +26 / -0

Strawberry is always the correct answer to that question

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KAG_Master 10 points ago +11 / -1

Grape for life!

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Caroigne 6 points ago +6 / -0

Homemade black raspberry is best jam.

But I am willing to concede that all jams matter.

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LurkingForTheWIN 5 points ago +6 / -1

Aw hell no! It was raspberry! To gitmo with you, fren!

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DickTick 9 points ago +9 / -0

You forgot about the courtesy call to CNN before the raid

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NoSteppy1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Courtesy call? What courtesy call? That one CNN reporter guy who has never broken a story in his life just has amazing Instincts (TM). I mean, he knew to get their like 15 minutes before the raid, even. What great Instincts (TM) he has.

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PinochetIsMyHero 5 points ago +5 / -0

What sort of godless communist puts jam on a bagel? CREAM CHEESE OR DIE!!!

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WestPalm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Both is also good. Pepper jelly and cream cheese is out of this world.

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ProphetOfKek 17 points ago +17 / -0

Example: Barack Hussein Al-Kenya

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NavyGuy 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's a lie! Easily disproved by multiple original birth certificates with identical lettering from a, ahem, typewriter.

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trumpsallright 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep, we had a kenyan and tranny in office last time. They have no rules.

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Abovethefray 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup.

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aangler100 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait up. Are you saying Big Mike is In? or Out?

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brutustyberius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Definitely a man.

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NoSteppy1776 40 points ago +40 / -0

Serious question, do you all think Biden's really going to hold to this? Every single contender he even possibly could pick would a be a disaster. I'm pretty sure he was just pandering and he's going to pick the usual DC insider swamp creature, black woman, white man, who gives a shit. Someone who can be a reliable shadow president, Cheney-style, while he's a potted plant in the basement being watered by his wife.

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westrock2000 38 points ago +38 / -0

He’s so knee deep in that commitment, I don’t think he has a choice at this point. And that’s a big “if” he is actually nominated at the DNC convention. The guy is such a loser, I’m 50/50 on thinking they will do a brokered convention. And if that happens, they don’t have to follow Biden’s commitments.

And if they don’t do a brokered convention and actually pick Joe Biden, then they are so retarded, that picking a crap VP isn’t out if the ordinary anyways. They may as well pick that Lori Lightfoot or that Bottoms girl. Cause fuck it.

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HughGRection 15 points ago +17 / -2

Michelle Obama is the one pick that makes real sense. Anyone leaning left at all will be on board with her being VP to his senile ass.

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SellTheSun 4 points ago +4 / -0

I still refuse to believe that someone named Keisha Bottoms is a politician and not a porn star/stripper.

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Choomguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should pick snatchsquatch.

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NeverBeFat 12 points ago +12 / -0

If that happens, and Biden wins, he'll be dead in less than a month. She will ensure it.

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quigonkenny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, please, please make this TV series. We haven't had a political TV series so positioned for epic humor since "That's My Bush"...

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PinochetIsMyHero 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder if Hulu will show the aftermath of the nuclear war Hillary got us into.

"Oops, I meant to push the RESET button, not the LAUNCH!"

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trumpORbust 3 points ago +3 / -0

She'll be wearing black face and have a new gangsta name

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TwoStar 11 points ago +11 / -0

SO MANY ways to fail! Yay!

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Spirit_of_Resistance 4 points ago +4 / -0

If they plan full fraud might as well get Clinton

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every single contender he even possibly could pick would a be a disaster.

Well, that seems to be the theme of his candidacy, so...

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TacosForTrump 19 points ago +20 / -1

A nother notch up on the victim totem pole wouldn't hurt either.

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horsefacestorm 5 points ago +6 / -1

A female penis will be A-OK too.

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RosettaStone 7 points ago +7 / -0

You forgot "evil."

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aangler100 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nothing Else Matters

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ADAM_SCHITT 37 points ago +38 / -1

VP is same qualifications as president.

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minotaurbeach 34 points ago +35 / -1

Didn't stop them from putting Obama in

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MrSir 5 points ago +5 / -0

POWERTHIRST NOW COMES IN GUN

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Amaroq64 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit does that bring back memories!

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SixteenBeatsAOne 33 points ago +36 / -3

Regarding Duckworth being eligible, I looked into the actual wording of the Constitution, and it states that to be eligible for POTUS or VPOTUS, the individual must be a "natural born" citizen. So looking into that definition, it connotes that if one of the candidate's parents is born within the USA or its territories, then the child is deemed a "natural born" citizen. Tammy Duckworth's father was born in Maryland. So she would be eligible to be Dementia Joe's VP. Also applying this "natural born" definition, that term permitted Canadian-born Ted Cruz to run for President in 2016, since his mother was born in Delaware. And that would also make the Kenya theory about Pres. Obama moot because his mother was born in Kansas.

Honestly, I would really prefer that any future POTUS and VPOTUS candidate be born with the US states (and not its territories), and thereby nixing this "natural born" term. But this would require a Constutuional Amendment.

Lastly, I think we are wasting our breath to discuss Tammy Duckworth as a Biden running mate. Because If Dementia Joe doesn't pick an Afr-American woman as his running mate, then his campaign is officially toast.

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coinneach007 14 points ago +16 / -2

I always thought with Obama it wasn't about where he was born but what religion was on his birth certificate. Hawaii had a field for religion on the birth certificates at the time. If it had Islam as his religion he would either have to renounce Islam to keep his cover as being a christian and have the whole middle east against him or he would have to renounce christianity and come out as a muslim and lose the election.

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WinstonSmith1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, that had nothing to do with it. There may have been a practical impact on his candidacy, but that wouldn't have made a legal difference.

There was some question if he was born in Hawaii or Kenya, and if the latter, had his mother been a citizen long enough for him to be considered a citizen too (she was young).

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BigPanda71 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is the correct answer. At the time of Obama’s birth, you basically had to be 18 to “transmit” citizenship to your child if the child was born outside the country. You had to reside in the US for x number of years after the age of y to transmit citizenship (I’m too lazy to look up the values of x and y in the INA). His mom was 17 at the time of his birth, which means that if he was born outside the US he would not have been a natural born citizen.

For what it’s worth, I think Obama was born here. But I think he lied his ass off about being born in Kenya (like in his author’s blurb) in order to get scholarships and other benefits.

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, all the tards were bitching about him not being a "natural born citizen" because something something citizenship laws changed requiring something.

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Sabot_MBT 14 points ago +17 / -3

No, it is not. Its birthright citizenship. If either one of your parents is a citizen of the United States, you are born into your citizenship.

The part that should be removed is the part where anyone born on United States soil is automatically a citizen. 'Anchor babies' are a direct result of that wording. Birthright citizenship is the better of the two options; that way, at least one of your parents would have had to have gone through the process of obtaining citizenship.

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SixteenBeatsAOne 6 points ago +8 / -2

I completely agree. So I really hope that President Trump will seek to amend the Constitution by mandating that any future POTUS or VPOTUS candidate needs to be born within the 50 states. And regarding eligibility, I am not a fan of being born in any of the US territories.

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aveydey 7 points ago +7 / -0

John "Brain Tumor not Execution" McCain was born in Panama too. It's pretty interesting how many Presidential candidates were in fact not born in the United States.

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WinstonSmith1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

"mandating that any future POTUS or VPOTUS candidate needs to be born within the 50 states"

Because if General Flynn's kid was born in Germany while the General was serving overseas, he shouldn't be eligible?

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COnDEMnED 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you for that. I asked the original person I heard it from to please explain, for me am dumb dumb, but I never got a reply.

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

What about an indian?

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PinochetIsMyHero 2 points ago +2 / -0

Feather not dot?

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which one is Elizabeth Warren this week?

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think it should require multiple generations born in America, to citizens of America. One parental side being born here, plus the candidate themselves being born here.

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MrsSilenceDogood 3 points ago +3 / -0

+1 for no anchor babies