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NoSteppy1776 208 points ago +209 / -1

Meanwhile, a Trump guy forgets what flavor of jam he put on his bagel on this date four years ago -> Pre-dawn raid with full SWAT team then big house

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FuckReddit4545 107 points ago +107 / -0

All aired live on CNN

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NoSteppy1776 73 points ago +73 / -0

Stakeout of the century! Muh instincts!

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Ronald_Dregan 41 points ago +42 / -1

What a dumb bitch. Struggles to speak. Ugly af. Dumb af. Uses her injuries to promote herself when she is anything but a patriot.

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Whoopies_tds 37 points ago +37 / -0

It sounds like human trafficking is OK with her, nothing to see just women being abused and Orange Man is Bad for trying to stop it

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Bombshellacking 2 points ago +2 / -0

She looks like Richard Harrow from boardwalk empire

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Skywise 17 points ago +17 / -0

Look at him! LOOK AT HIM!

HE EATS HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP!!

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MycologyofMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

GASP! NOT SMUCKER'S NATURAL? BLASPHEMY!

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Shitposter69 26 points ago +26 / -0

Strawberry is always the correct answer to that question

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KAG_Master 10 points ago +11 / -1

Grape for life!

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brutustyberius 14 points ago +14 / -0

Black Berry Matters!

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otistoole 9 points ago +9 / -0

marmalade, mfers!

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KS-76- 2 points ago +2 / -0

Orange spreads matter

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Caroigne 6 points ago +6 / -0

Homemade black raspberry is best jam.

But I am willing to concede that all jams matter.

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CelesteD 3 points ago +3 / -0

My grandmother (rest her soul) used to send me homemade quince jelly on Thanksgiving/and or Christmas made from her own produce grown in their (yes, both biological natural grandparents) backyard.

You will never convince me there is anything finer.

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GrayGhost 3 points ago +3 / -0

Quince is the mythical golden apple.

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mine too. There is nothing better than quince jelly.

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LurkingForTheWIN 5 points ago +6 / -1

Aw hell no! It was raspberry! To gitmo with you, fren!

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DickTick 9 points ago +9 / -0

You forgot about the courtesy call to CNN before the raid

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NoSteppy1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Courtesy call? What courtesy call? That one CNN reporter guy who has never broken a story in his life just has amazing Instincts (TM). I mean, he knew to get their like 15 minutes before the raid, even. What great Instincts (TM) he has.

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PinochetIsMyHero 5 points ago +5 / -0

What sort of godless communist puts jam on a bagel? CREAM CHEESE OR DIE!!!

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WestPalm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Both is also good. Pepper jelly and cream cheese is out of this world.