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I knew this was going to happen the second we saw Trump with the mask on. (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by Asykes88 ago by Asykes88 +2412 / -2
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aKekabove 161 points ago +161 / -0

If they work then they can't have mail in voting

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christosgnosis 76 points ago +76 / -0

THIS - POTUS Trump is taking the excuse for mail-in-voting off the plate

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Magistra 127 points ago +127 / -0

Masks soon banned🤞🏻🙏

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Asykes88 [S] 72 points ago +73 / -1

4D chess.

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KuhlooKuhlay 34 points ago +34 / -0

exactly. it's like many people on our side forget there is an election going on. you've got to stick and move with these rabid commie fucks. we want the election to be as fair as possible and as much about the REAL issues as possible and we should win.

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Cyer6 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mentioned this in a comment a few days ago on a post about him wearing a mask. I wanted to see how things turn out with him doing this and sure enough, they will take any position that is always opposite of his.

He hates everything we're doing with the black flu including masks but can't admit that. He knows it's BS and is all politicized now. He can't take a position against it because they'll push it harder. So here we are.

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ryvrdrgn14 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is why he said the MSM was a tougher enemy than expected. People still brainwashed.

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ParticleCannon 17 points ago +17 / -0

Being able to afford reusable masks is peak white privilege. Bigot.

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Donnybiceps 1 point ago +1 / -0

Omg that's a good one.

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Wigculture102 2 points ago +2 / -0

signed

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Grymmstrife 1 point ago +1 / -0

signed

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CisSiberianOrchestra 61 points ago +61 / -0

I'd love him to tweet "If masks work, we don't need mail in voting. If masks don't work, why are we wearing them?"

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 1 point ago +1 / -0

I might otherwise agree with that but the structure of this picture looks lifted from TV, not a high resolution bitmap or vectorized image to hide obvious alterations.

It looks legit from this picture. The artifacts are consistent across all text outlines, like an overly sharpened TV or lower resolution video. Source if you have it.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can barely tell anymore. In actual honesty, i figured it was probably not real but the fact that it COULD have been real was genuine curiosity. Bee is the right place at the right time for this. Obama should have hired them for his birth certificate given how well they can edit photos.

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Cyer6 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's happening. It's working.

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RedNonna 1 point ago +1 / -0

And then we still don't need mail-in voting.

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ProphetOfKek 21 points ago +21 / -0

It is. He hates masks, he even alluded to that during the coronavirus press conferences.

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Asykes88 [S] 54 points ago +54 / -0

Babylon Bee guys, sorry, thought it was real, although one could argue that CNN would pull shit like this

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Slothboy 11 points ago +12 / -1

Understandable. It's incredibly plausible.

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thisguy883 3 points ago +3 / -0

Had to do a double take and noticed the shit post flair.

I wanted this to be real. :(

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SisterCovfefe 30 points ago +30 / -0

Masks only work if they have a Presidential seal on them.

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Asykes88 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like your thinking!

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TrumpOrTreason 22 points ago +22 / -0

Is it real?

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deplorabetty 21 points ago +21 / -0

It's the Bee. Too close to be called satire anymore.

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Amaroq64 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol christ, I desperately needed to know if this is real or not because it could've gone either way.

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KABOOKIE 12 points ago +12 / -0

Absolutely. The quickest way to end the current COVID panic is for Trump to come out and order nation wide mask wearing and shutdowns. Liberals would instantly turn into Orange Man hate. He’S NoT a DoKtOr!!!!!!!!!!

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WinstonSmith1984 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's like playing Chess with a blind retard

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Mexicola1976 7 points ago +7 / -0

Like Clockwork.

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prawnexodus 6 points ago +6 / -0

They are so fucking predictable

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VetforTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe he is just letting them Figure it out and being contrary to him and everything else they'll do the opposite. I think teumpncan turn them all conservative

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onemanshow 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait, This is real?? Lmao

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Asykes88 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, sorry, I guess it's from the Babylon Bee. Although, you could argue that CNN could and would pull this shit.

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Ladybug87 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tell me this is fake. They can't be this pathetic.

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jnic815 4 points ago +5 / -1

Called that shit over a week ago when he first posted about masks.

4D chess confirmed.

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Hillarysudders 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!

Hopefully turns into “If you wear a mask, you’re a racist white supremist who loves Trump!! REEEEEE!!”. Hahahaha.

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AshenDemon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this even real? I can't tell anymore. Please tell me CNN isn't this blatantly deranged.

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Slothboy 4 points ago +5 / -1

It's not real. It's a babylon bee article.

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Joeret 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah this is nuts. We can’t even tell anymore.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 3 points ago +3 / -0

This will be a real headline very soon.

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Blndhairylegs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump calling mask wearing patriotic was inspiration for Winn Dixie to reverse it's mask policy, now they are required. I'm using a pair or dirty boxer briefs for my mask next time I shop...we made it through the whole farce with no mask mandates in our county til this week with all retailers finally caving now that the fake virus has pretty much petered out and I gotta walk around with dirty drawers on my head to buy groceries...smells like freedom or some shit

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getkek 3 points ago +3 / -0

CNN's logo literally hits my brain like a middle finger. I don't even need to see the headline anymore- just their logo alone AGGRAVATES me.

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Asykes88 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Babylon Bee. I had to correct the post, hence the shitpost. But I love that everyone is questioning it because it's totally what CNN would do

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Slothboy 2 points ago +3 / -1

LOL. that one got me. Damn those bee folk are smart.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking really, CNN? Not that this is unexpected, mind you.

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AnAngryPotato 1 point ago +1 / -0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Mentos25 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this an actual CNN cychron?

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Deaduponaviral 1 point ago +1 / -0

How does one ensure the person voting is in fact a registered voter? Some sort of identification perhaps?

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BigFree 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great find pede

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Pepe.was.his.namooo 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol im fucking dying!! hahahahahahahah

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Ingrid_Cold 1 point ago +1 / -0

Full. Circle.

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xbeefystux 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't believe this is actually working...

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DaemonKrog 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know I saw this on td.win right before he did it. He took our idea! I love it!

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dagoat4l 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glad to see CNN waking up and realizing mask dont work.

My Body! My Choice!

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy... Shit.

It's fucking unreal.

He should've come out at the very beginning telling everyone to wear masks, and we'd already be done with this shit.

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Slothboy 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's not real. It's a babylon bee article.

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BreakfastGun 1 point ago +1 / -0

You cannot make this stuff up!