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Raindrops1984 57 points ago +57 / -0

Tells me we’re gonna need a bigger helicopter.

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Induceddrag 31 points ago +31 / -0

Put some FPS in front of the consulate, place a sign that says “Antonin Scalia Federal Court House,” have GEOTUS make a tweet about rolling feds into Houston, and let nature take its course.

Seriously people, do I have to think of everything?

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some kind of macabre piñata? Please continue...

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longspur 21 points ago +21 / -0

they were given 72 hours

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skumario 23 points ago +23 / -0

Simply shows how cucked America has become thanks to years of rogue Administrations.

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e_pluribus_unum9 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes, afraid this is true

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SnowflakeJuice 8 points ago +8 / -0

Shut off their water and electricity. Not going to last long without water and a/c in a Houston summer

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trumpORbust 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chinese used to suffering -- feels like home, shitting in the kitchen

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Scooby 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't we just drone them, or something?

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RepublicRob 6 points ago +6 / -0

They are saying that now. Wait until Friday then it's time to boogey.

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CulperRing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, it tells me they're going to get fucked up.

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which one will they eat first?