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DankoJones84 48 points ago +48 / -0

Stop calling him Fartwell! He didn't fart, he just paused mid-sentence on live TV to slide his coffee mug across the table. That's a normal thing that people do, right? /s

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 27 points ago +27 / -0

People also make an obvious farting face while pausing mid sentence while someone else in the new studio slides a coffee mug across the table.

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rootGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

A table is what they’re calling anuses these day?

Ok. Let’s call him “Coffee Cup Colon”, then.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounded wet too.

He didn't wipe either.

Can anyone say "asscake"?