COVID is invidious; the worst plague that humanity has ever had to suffer through.
It kills, like, dozens of people every week.
It HATES old people. Can’t stand them. Saves it’s worst pathogens for them.
It also despises sick people and wreaks havoc amongst them.
It also hates minorities and kills them at a faster rate. It’s the first known virus that can distinguish the melanin in skin and your socio-economic status.
It can live on surfaces between 20 minutes and 48.7 years (according to what 7 million experts have told me.)
It hates people shaking hands or hugging so it kills them too. If you shake hands, you’re dead.
It obliterated the world economy.
Thankfully, it has several, severe weaknesses; flaws in its DNA which means that it can be stopped but only at great expense.
Magic scarves, masks and bandanas stop it in its tracks, (I prefer the paisley pattern. It has more magic.)
Its life expectancy is only 7 days...wait, CNN just reported that a new expert just said it could live for upwards of 2-4 million years or at least until November 4.
It’s a fickle virus so if you don’t like what you’re hearing about it, just wait a day or two and the talk about it will change.
It has a terrible time with distance. 6 feet at least from anyone else and you’re golden. Under that and you’re toast.
Republicans and conservatives are safe. It only kills people in “CNN ‘They were forgotten’ hit pieces.
Rally goers die by their thousands but rioters, sorry, protestors have immunity.
COVID is invidious; the worst plague that humanity has ever had to suffer through.
It kills, like, dozens of people every week.
It HATES old people. Can’t stand them. Saves it’s worst pathogens for them.
It also despises sick people and wreaks havoc amongst them.
It also hates minorities and kills them at a faster rate. It’s the first known virus that can distinguish the melanin in skin and your socio-economic status.
It can live on surfaces between 20 minutes and 48.7 years (according to what 7 million experts have told me.)
It hates people shaking hands or hugging so it kills them too. If you shake hands, you’re dead.
It obliterated the world economy.
Thankfully, it has several, severe weaknesses; flaws in its DNA which means that it can be stopped but only at great expense.
Magic scarves, masks and bandanas stop it in its tracks, (I prefer the paisley pattern. It has more magic.)
Its life expectancy is only 7 days...wait, CNN just reported that a new expert just said it could live for upwards of 2-4 million years or at least until November 4.
It’s a fickle virus so if you don’t like what you’re hearing about it, just wait a day or two and the talk about it will change.
It has a terrible time with distance. 6 feet at least from anyone else and you’re golden. Under that and you’re toast.
Republicans and conservatives are safe. It only kills people in “CNN ‘They were forgotten’ hit pieces.
Rally goers die by their thousands but rioters, sorry, protestors have immunity.