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Reverend 433 points ago +434 / -1

cake <----this one

cake

cake

cake

cake

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pmurTJdlanoD 353 points ago +354 / -1

Let them eat kek!!!

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davidmode 115 points ago +115 / -0

Terribly underrated comment... Id love to updoot ya twice like a democrat voter, but alas i cannot

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TheReal45 28 points ago +28 / -0

Dead voters only vote once in each state. They are ethical that way.

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davidmode 9 points ago +9 / -0

very kek timeline

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dontCensorMeBro 2 points ago +2 / -0

The kekest one indeed

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Moon_man 3 points ago +3 / -0

We'll just use a dead person's name.

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Tranny_Fluid 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why we need mail in updoots

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workinating 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sweet, sweet kek

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SuperDuperHypersonic 45 points ago +45 / -0

please no steal this rare pepe

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Amaroq64 34 points ago +34 / -0

Since OP ate the cake, that makes it so rare that you cannot get it anymore.

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Cray_cray_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

1/1

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TentElephant 14 points ago +14 / -0

Why are you holding pepes with all this right wing internet popping up? They are flooding the market. Sell Sell Sell

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NomadicKrow 12 points ago +12 / -0

Buy the dips, don't sell in them!

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TentElephant 6 points ago +6 / -0

This Trump train is just getting going. After I sold I bought puts for the coming dip.

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FlimboFlongins 12 points ago +12 / -0

He's long on Pepe. Believes in the natural market.

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e_pluribus_unum9 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ok😔

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 39 points ago +39 / -0

KEK!!!!

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SpezDispenser 17 points ago +17 / -0

We have the best gays, dont we friends?

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ComradeSanders 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hell yeah!

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gillonba 18 points ago +19 / -1

Top Cake!

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YaBoiJacob 169 points ago +169 / -0

10/10 Mods sticky

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FlimboFlongins 30 points ago +30 / -0

Anyone Shuttle this to Breitbart yet? Sweet continuation of original story. Mod KnX??

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BuckyKatt60 14 points ago +14 / -0

Oh Lordy. That would cause some major lefty triggering.

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FlimboFlongins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lift us up, and light the way, oh Saint Andrew!

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the-new-style 1 point ago +2 / -1

You don't think Breitbart sit pressing F5 on thedonald.win all day every day ?

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GibsonDawg 3 points ago +3 / -0

NO ONE:

OP: I wanna eat the greatest meme ever.

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Bernietookmylollipop 109 points ago +109 / -0

Big question, what are the flavors? And was it moist?

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lurker247 [S] 163 points ago +163 / -0

He has a few options of icing and cakes. We got a buttercream frosting with carrot cake and it was DELICIOUS! Fresh and moist! 10/10

Edit: I downplayed it by saying a few. He has 14+ cake flavor options and 8+ frosting types in addition to many fillings. Pretty much whatever you want!

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8thDayMAGA 87 points ago +87 / -0

Wait, you ate pepe?

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lurker247 [S] 120 points ago +120 / -0

I savored pepe!

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BasementBiden 87 points ago +87 / -0

His spirit lives on inside you. His delicious, delicious spirit.

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lurker247 [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

Lakewood, Colorado

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I never saw the outcome of that case. Obviously they're ok, and in business. Did they win and get reimbursed in full for all legal fees and costs?

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lurker247 [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

He is now on his 3rd suit. Another wedding issue apparently.

He DOES have a donation button on his website worth contributing if you can.

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Silverblade5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Specifically, Wadsworth and Girton.

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MagnanimousDonkey 31 points ago +31 / -0

One does not simply "eat" Pepe. Your MAGA spirits align and you invite him to saturate your every cell through osmosis.

Don't be a savage.

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LordPurrington 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pepe communion

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bigdickhangsright 14 points ago +14 / -0

The only way to get alpha-caratine

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jennyfrutex 6 points ago +6 / -0

that's how you absorb the energy

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Houdini 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's french.

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LaPastillaEscarlata 19 points ago +19 / -0

Mmmmmm, moist.

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Major_Nutt 2 points ago +2 / -0

M O I S T

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Friendly_B 17 points ago +17 / -0

I literally called him a few days ago about getting a wedding cake but apparently they're in another round of lawsuits and not making wedding cakes right now.

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lurker247 [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

Wow, really?! That's news to me. Insane! That means we need to blast orders of pepe and other meme worthy cakes to make up for lost business!

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lurker247 [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Do it! He needs the support and knowing people are out there on the same side.

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Friendly_B 7 points ago +7 / -0

I feel like just ordering a giant white cake lol.

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workinating 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's okay to eat white cake

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BetsyRossRocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

White Cake Matters

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

CARROT?!?! You wasted a PEPE cake on carrot cake!!??? Gotta go with chocolate! CHOCOLATE MAN!!!!!

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buttfuckmebigfoot 19 points ago +19 / -0

Hey, don’t hate on us based carrot cake lovers!

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1776-or-1984 16 points ago +17 / -1

Carrot cake is best kek!

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buttfuckmebigfoot 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hell yeah it is! Based carrot cake high five 🙌

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workinating 12 points ago +12 / -0

Orange kek bad?

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lurker247 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

😂

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Obamas_Prolapse 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂🤣

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can’t stand carrot cake! Like, why bother?!?!

Don’t worry, I’m sure me eating chocolate cake will be racist soon and I’ll get a lynch mob one day for eating it in public.

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buttfuckmebigfoot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha I understand, I hate all things chocolate. But love all things America.

And no one with more than 3 brain cells would naturally assume chocolate is a racist choice...so yeah the left will probably declare it racist before the end of the year. Fuck ‘em!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is not possible. No woman hates chocolate. Does. Not. Compute. Call Guinness book of world records! Lol

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ModernKnight 4 points ago +4 / -0

Then they'll ban white chocolate for cultural appropriation.

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buttfuckmebigfoot 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s true, I also have a dudes name but I swear I’m a girl.

I’m basically a freak of nature. I feel very lucky, and proud, that y’all accept me hahaha

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lurker247 [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

The next one will be different, but he makes a top kek!

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Indeed! I give you shit, but seriously...Good call on this cake, that’s fucking awesome!!!

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LurkerGonnaLurk 7 points ago +7 / -0

Orange Cake Bad?

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol I’m just now getting why he picked carrot....

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The_Almighty_Kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Carrot cake is delicious bruh

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Grond999 1 point ago +1 / -0

YUM!

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Art-Vandelay41 33 points ago +33 / -0

It was the moistest cake. You’ve never had cake this moist. Believe me, the cake was so moist it was frankly the moistest ever.

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Art-Vandelay41 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol one time I was at a birthday party and I asked my cousin, “Sarah, can I get some of that cake?” Her brother looked at me and said, “hey man that’s my sister.”

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RyanT282 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have the moisest cakes, don't we, guys?

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sagebrushfire 10 points ago +11 / -1

If they got their way, the flavors would be ass sweat and leather.

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DaBirdisDaWord 5 points ago +6 / -1

This reminds me of the Booty Sweat drink from Tropic Thunder LOL

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ThickCheney 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tres leches >>> everything.

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Keln 2 points ago +3 / -1

And if it was moist, was it a bint and did it lob a scimitar at you?

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PinochetIsMyHero 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's no basis for a system of memery!

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FlimboFlongins 81 points ago +81 / -0

Wasn't this the Baker that was relentlessly harassed by the mentally ill Tranny Lawyer in Denver for simply being a Christian Baker? I know you said carrot cake, but the green makes me think of apples. How do you like dem apples?

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lurker247 [S] 68 points ago +68 / -0

Yes, he got targeted twice by the left for standing up for his 1st Amendment rights

Edit: An ongoing 3rd time. 2 weddings and a "transition" cake.

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Friendly_B 13 points ago +13 / -0

Third time ongoing I believe.

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PinochetIsMyHero 21 points ago +21 / -0

IIRC the second one was a transsexual transition cake.

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Amaroq64 20 points ago +20 / -0

I vaguely remember that. They were trying to be all coy about it and get him to make a cake with blue on the outside and pink on the inside so when you cut it, surprise, I'm a girl now!

They were trying to trick him into making it and then springing it on him what it was for so they could catch him "discriminating against trans" when he said no.

Or was that the other baker this happened to? I seem to remember there were two bakers who got fucked over this.

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tenebrose 18 points ago +18 / -0

Sometimes it's difficult to believe that these fucking losers have literally nothing better to do.

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NotGoodAtNames 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is that the one where they specifically went out of they're way to get to his bakery skipping multiple other ones including a muslim ran one down the street?

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MapleBaconWaffles 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think I heard they called around looking for a bakery to turn them down. Probably skipped the muslim one though.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I used to be a man. I still am, but I used to be, too.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

He is indeed based as hell. That’s why fsggots and trannies hate him.

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skumario 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good Principles. Just the way God intended. When the craving hits, we bake our own cakes with the whole family engaged while making them.

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lurker247 [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

The cake was worth it! The attacks from the left, nope! Although when talking with him, he did have extensive costs to cover and his prices were very reasonable for a custom cake. We'll do another closer to the election.

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brsmith77 18 points ago +18 / -0

Someone mapped out how many bakeries the LGBT bullies went past on their way to harass a Christian quite literally minding his own business.

I think the number was somewhere in the 30s with several Muslim bakeries among them.

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Torrible 1 point ago +1 / -0

If your name is Tim I’m going to trip the hell out.

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Shalomtoyou 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's make marriage straight again.

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one3five 45 points ago +45 / -0

now that is a very rare pepe

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LionTed 8 points ago +8 / -0

One in a billion, if my numbers are correct.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 3 points ago +3 / -0

But can they make a Pepe cake that makes you shit green?

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The_Almighty_Kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aw fuck come on man...cofveve EVERYWHERE.

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BoilingEnema 37 points ago +37 / -0

Supporting our people financially and not supporting china or lefties?

This is the way.

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BarbaraManatee 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is the way.

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4cdarth 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is the way.

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FlimboFlongins 25 points ago +25 / -0

Based Cake Man!

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Tx50bmg 23 points ago +24 / -1

Feels good man!

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hippiegunner1220 16 points ago +16 / -0

Tastes good man!

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Swampy 17 points ago +17 / -0

NICE!

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coyote_777 16 points ago +16 / -0

top cake

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eyerighteye 12 points ago +12 / -0

Very cool.

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LittleBlackKat 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pepe. fresh from the oven.

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HiddenDekuScrub 8 points ago +8 / -0

So how did it taste? (And what occasion might I add?)

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lurker247 [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

It was an amazing carrot cake and the frosting was on point! The occasion was to support the persecution of people who get targeted by the left and for exposure on this great platform! Nothing more, nothing less.

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LionTed 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pede, tonight you have embodied the true spirit of meme magic. Good work.

https://kekpe.pe/i/5f0b3f343284a.jpg

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catbertz 7 points ago +7 / -0

They came for this guy before most of us, even before Trump. If I lived in his state and close enough, I'd buy one of these Pepe cakes every other week. Maybe even a chocolate Pepe. 🍺😁

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HankHollywood 6 points ago +6 / -0

Now this is a RARE Pepe!

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chahn1138 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kudos!

I would LOVE to give them some business.

That was one of the ugliest events of our recent history....but we must not forget it!

BTW: That looks so very well done!

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climatetrumpfan 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's beautiful!!

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RyanUpCreek 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is putting capitalism into action. That is fine work. Get them to make a crying NPC cake for election night.

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rinkin 5 points ago +5 / -0

FEELSGOODMAN

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Ferrous_Tarkus 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is so important.

We need to reach out to people like this.

Let them know they're not alone.

Let them know we have their back.

When you realize how many other people are out there fighting for the cause you align yourself with: you're far less afraid of the mob.

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conservmillendad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy shit that man has talent

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lurker247 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

The mountains of Colorado!

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TopKeksWithFerns 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy hell. Anyone getting married? Have a birthday coming up? Celebration of an anniversary? Or just otherwise in need of based cakes? Give this man your business. Stonks increases!

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lurker247 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Apparently someone else said they called for a wedding cake and they are in ANOTHER lawsuit. During this time he is not making wedding cakes. We need to blast orders of memes and other celebrations! Masterpiece cake!

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LtPatterson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Most based post of 2020.

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lurker247 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks Pede, we all need to play our parts! Turn your dreams into memes!

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 3 points ago +3 / -0

The most unique pepe!!!

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Anzac21 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can only get so ravenously hungry and turned on at the same time!!!

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Lol_Garrus 3 points ago +3 / -0

This cake isnt a lie.

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lixa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Top kek. What a kek. Isn’t it a Beautiful kek?! I mean it’s the greatest kek ever! Everybody agrees!

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testing123 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guess what everyone? Those two assholes live in my subdivision just a few blocks away from me. I see them all the time at the brewery in my neighborhood and they are pricks in real life too.

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FlimboFlongins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Carrot Kek, My Pede!

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inxus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tastes good man!

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Shitsbrokeyo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pepe's cake day has arrived!

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Lunaticsplayground 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would love a thread of all the businesses that we should support!

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BetsyRossRocks 3 points ago +3 / -0

TWO pieces TWO scoops TWO genders TWO terms

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e_pluribus_unum9 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn, Sweet Pepe

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Aidan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beautiful

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Tookens 3 points ago +3 / -0

One does not simply eat Pepe. Even if it is kek.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is truly the rarest of Pepe's.

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OneFatDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Top KEK

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fucktheleft 3 points ago +3 / -0

Long live Pepe. Long live the Republic.