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MSM And Fauci Called It A Strike! (media.patriots.win) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
posted ago by HumbleMemeFarmer +4351 / -0
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MAGA_____bitches 122 points ago +122 / -0

It's hard to practice pitching when you are spending 80 hours a week trying to destroy the US economy.

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bill_in_texas 38 points ago +38 / -0

To be fair, 68 hours of each week he spends jacking off to pictures of Hillary, who he 'loves very much.'

I wouldn't want to be the poor bastard that has to clean his office.

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Meddlesom 19 points ago +19 / -0

and he's clearly not doing that with his throwing arm, or else he might have had a better toss.

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FuckReddit4545 4 points ago +4 / -0

LMAO we are on another level

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SuperDuperHypersonic 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's just trying to come up with a successful innoculation

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Recaptcha 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’d be like Randy Marsh and the ghost.

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ripturntle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trying? He's doing quite well.

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QUADBRIX 118 points ago +119 / -1

TOP KEK

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QUADBRIX 24 points ago +24 / -0

Yes I troll shamelessly for my shitty meme content.

The content is real, the meme is shit. :)

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HumbleMemeFarmer [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sometimes an hour on the PC, sometimes 2.5 minutes on the built-in iOS photo editor markup tool.

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A_Triggered_NPC 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve learned to use the snap chat app for my memes. I’ve literally never used it for any social reasons just to cut faces out of pictures and paste them on memes lol

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Phins360_FL 8 points ago +9 / -1

x2

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Ebbie8708 91 points ago +91 / -0

If shit is as bad as he say it is, why isn’t this short motherfucker in a lab somewhere, in a hazmat suit elbow deep in finding the cure instead of cashing in on his ‘celebrity’ since all he has really done is criticize the most criticized president in history?

I mean, he did shit for the AIDS sufferers, why should we think he is gonna do anything now?

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Jleinf 36 points ago +36 / -0

Top infectious disease doctor in the country my ass. This boy doesn’t know shit from shiola unless Gates tells him so

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ProphetOfKek 15 points ago +15 / -0

This guy is a bureaucrat. Any ‘doctor’ that spends that much time in admin loses his clinical acumen (if Fauci ever had any).

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ButAtLeastWeDontHave 6 points ago +6 / -0

"but grumf sold beans off of the oval office desk! DURING A PANDEMICS! How can you defend him?"

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Carry_Your_Name 3 points ago +3 / -0

According to Rush, he's so exalted and protected by the left only because back in the 80s he was defending gays amid the AIDS outbreak. It was well known as a gay disease, then he jumped out and pushed the PC stuff, warning that it would spread to the general public and heterosexual people are at equal risk, blah blah blah. Total BS.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 19 points ago +19 / -0

Same with Cuomo and all these other morons. If they believed this is as dangerous as they’re all telling us it is, they’d be like Joe Hiden and never leave their basements

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Qualityproduct 9 points ago +9 / -0

I said it before.

We pictured the lead infectious disease Dr to be acting like Dustin Hoffman in the movie outbreak . Reality.. we got a guy cooped up in an office on zoom.

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HumbleMemeFarmer [S] 13 points ago +14 / -1

I know you’re kidding, but in case it helps this spread

https://i.maga.host/WKX2AGd.jpeg

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permissible_missile 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm also color deficient and yes it's easier/less straining to see that one. :)

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napoleon4321 48 points ago +48 / -0

Jesus H. Christ. That's the most embarrassing display I may have ever seen on a baseball field.

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patslimmy1 24 points ago +24 / -0

The homer off Canseco's head is almost as bad.

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napoleon4321 13 points ago +13 / -0

I still laugh every single time I see that play. It's just so comedically perfect.

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PolarBears4Trump2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Legend move

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DebunkTheLeft 6 points ago +6 / -0

Did you really expect any more from the Keebler Elf?

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ProphetOfKek 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey now, Sessions wasn’t pitching!

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No_Malarkey_Joe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bill Gates' Globalist Goblin

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ailurus 1 point ago +1 / -0

In most systems, elves get a bonus to their dexterity, and so would do decently. Based on this performance, Fauci's gotta have at least a -2 (if not worse) penalty to his dex and ranged attack rolls.

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Brez 4 points ago +4 / -0

He should have aimed at third base, it would have gone over home then.

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Clevelandbrownie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let me introduce you to 50cent

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Art-Vandelay41 3 points ago +3 / -0

Curtis 50 Cent Jackson has entered the chat

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truthhammer 28 points ago +28 / -0

just a tad bit to the left there sparky

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Aquamine-Amarine 33 points ago +33 / -0

Far left.

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SentryS 13 points ago +13 / -0

Accurate.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 8 points ago +8 / -0

HE needs to throw to HIS right.

He's right handed and throws to the left because his wristseses is so limp!

That and his daddy wasn't there.

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WestPalm 3 points ago +3 / -0

...to take him to the fair

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 3 points ago +3 / -0

Glad someone got it. I thought I maybe should have been clearer.

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meals23 2 points ago +2 / -0

juuuuuuuuuuuust a bit outside

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Racerx719 26 points ago +26 / -0

What a god damn cuck

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DonaldoTrumpeto 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought everyone here was just calling his pitch shit because he is anti-trump.

I turned on CNBC and they were cringing at it saying it's hard to watch, it was worse than I ever imagined

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StableGenius45 22 points ago +22 / -0

I see his pitch has the same accuracy as his medical advice.

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djt2020ftw 9 points ago +9 / -0

Extreme left.

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BeachCruisin22 20 points ago +20 / -0

I really hate how they turn anti Trump bureaucrats into celebrities

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ClarenceBeeks 18 points ago +18 / -0

Did his arm break in half during the throw?

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crucialchicken 10 points ago +10 / -0

winces in Dave Dravecky.

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ClarenceBeeks 8 points ago +8 / -0

This guy knows baseball

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MrsSilenceDogood 6 points ago +6 / -0

calls your Dravecky and raise you 2 Tom Browning's :)

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lovemylibs 1 point ago +1 / -0

How do you throw a perfect game with two broken arms?

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MaximusOrwellius 2 points ago +2 / -0

With your mom's help

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BigChad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh boy.

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patslimmy1 17 points ago +17 / -0

20 mph heater incoming

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MAGAlorianBoogaloo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Where’s his mask? Does he not respect the other National players?

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skatestraight 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hope they sanitized the ball after he touched it

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TheThreeSeashells 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lifelong Yankees fan here. I didn't watch a second of the game. Get woke, f*&k off.

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Nyy817 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same. They can fuck off

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DonaldTrumpTill2024 12 points ago +12 / -0

They ALL knelt before our Nations Athem and held a BLACK ribbon. Red Sox have put up a massive 'Black Lives Matter' banner at Fenway. It seems the MLB only cares about BLACKS. Well that is their new fanbase...13% of the populace and most of which could care less about baseball. The MLB died to me today.

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Darunia75 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah not only was this a complete cuck move, it was also a terrible business decision. Blacks don't give two shits about baseball. This will not gain them any fans, it will only cost them.

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TheThreeSeashells 2 points ago +2 / -0

They've been pushing the BAT program bulls*&t and wasting tons on it for years trying to get black inner city kids interested in baseball. Who cares? If they want to play something else, let them. Why the hell does it matter so much?

Also a waste of money. They could have just bought a bunch of Wiffle bats and balls and let them get interested the same way most kids are introduced to baseball. If they aren't interested...so be it.

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behemoth887 11 points ago +11 / -0

CNN: "Professional umpire Angel Hernandez confirms it was a strike"

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TheThreeSeashells 3 points ago +3 / -0

I guess Eric Gregg wasn't available?

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anon572759 3 points ago +3 / -0

Home plate is white rules Hawaiian judge.

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Mrsattorney 11 points ago +11 / -0

POTUS will show Fauci how to do it correctly when he throws out the first pitch in the Yankee's game on August 15th.

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truthhammer 10 points ago +10 / -0

haha loser fuckhead

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South_Florida_Guy 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you can't throw a baseball properly I have no respect for anything you have to say about anything

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JetJocky 8 points ago +8 / -0

I turned on the game to watch the Yankees, my favorite team since the 50s. When I saw the BLM logo behind the pitcher's mound that was it. I turned the channel.

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TheThreeSeashells 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lifelong Yankee fan here. Clint Fraizer deciding to wear a mask on the field soured it for me. The clincher was the Giants and Reds players kneeling topped off with the giant BLM sign outside of Fenway Park and MLB being OK with it. Pulling all this bullshit without fans in the stands to boo them is the peak of cowardice and dishonesty.

I was done long before I had a chance to tune in. My wife tonight asked me when the Yankees were starting real games. I told her, "About a half hour ago." She asked if I wanted to turn it on and I told her I didn't give a crap. I'm glad I didn't.

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NYC_4_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same. I got downvoted into oblivion because I said “why is Frazier wearing a mask? He’s 100 feet from the closest player. He’s Just doing it to grandstand.”

The responses were so overwhelmingly liberal, that I was convinced the sub was overrun with soyboys.

Want to enjoy a game? Invite your friend over and have a beer. Game day threads are dead.

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TheThreeSeashells 1 point ago +1 / -0

RiverAveBlues did a good job keeping the politics out for the most part before they shut down. The problem was the majority of the fans who thought any minor leaguer that went 3-for-4 with a HR was going to be the next Mickey Mantle.

I run a site with a lot of based fans. I was thinking about setting up a site for game day threads, but they lost me with the kneeling/BLM crap they pulled.

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NYC_4_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, they did. It was a let down when they went out.

I'm always looking for new Yankee/baseball sites. If you like, DM with a link to your site.

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ekos640 7 points ago +7 / -0

Next week he'll say he never threw a baseball

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McFatty7 7 points ago +7 / -0

Call me crazy, but that doesn't look like he's flattening the curve. 🤔

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TheKokaneeGroper 6 points ago +6 / -0

Awesome template

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HumbleMemeFarmer [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0
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IncredibleMrE1 6 points ago +6 / -0

We already knew Fao-Xi is a catcher not a pitcher. IYKWIM.

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TheThreeSeashells 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eric Gregg has entered the conversation.

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GulagDweller 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pussy is as pussy does!

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iouybiy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Should have told him his remdesivir stake would increase 1% for a strike

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meals23 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think this is actually the worst first pitch ever, worse than 50 cent

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MagnanimousDonkey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't let your memes be dreams!

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TrumpTrain 4 points ago +4 / -0

How can you even throw it that bad if you are trying? Any man that sucks that bad shouldn’t be in charge of anything

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GulagDweller 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bet if there was "China Money" involved for his pocket, he would have hit the target.

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SuperDuperHypersonic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Balls socially distanced, but where's his mask?

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RiffFantastic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can you ever really trust a man that can’t throw a baseball?

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Jleinf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Plaquenil doesn’t work- miss big time Asymptomatic people spread the covid infection- another huge miss

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Independenceforever 3 points ago +3 / -0

Symbolic.

Everything about this faggot is crooked.

Do - Little Fauci.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 3 points ago +3 / -0

You'd think his right arm would be stronger jerking himself off all the time over the COVID panic.

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fartglove 3 points ago +3 / -0

His pitching skills are still better than his epidemiology skills.

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ToxicTruthfulinity 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mostly peaceful and mostly on target.

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JuicyfearsMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

He was worse than Obama on the pitch

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UpTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

The reddit baseball thread is praising BLM right now. Why did I even bother to go on there?

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GunToast 3 points ago +3 / -0

THAT IS FUNNY AS SHIT!!

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FrankZappaSA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, to be fair, it WAS closer to the plate than any of his COVID predictions or actions that he suggested to "stop the spread."

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Nyy817 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol he also threw it to one of the biggest soy faggot cucks in the league, probably the biggest.