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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 45 points ago +45 / -0

Sent this one to the San Diego snitch line a while back...

"So there I was walking down the beach with my wife Karen and her boyfriend Chad. I was making sure to stay at least 6 feet away from everyone when I was mesmerized by the droplets of water gleaming in Chad's leg hair. Suddenly the smooth dulcet tones of an oh so familiar voice snapped me out of my day dream. As a life long progressive liberal voter I know the voice of Mayor Kevin Falconer when I hear it. He was speaking over the loudspeaker of a lifeguard tower just over the next sand dunes reminding us all of the importance of social distancing. I was so excited to meet one of my favorite political celebrities I took off at a run. Imagine my surprise when I came around the corner to see a serious lack of social distancing indeed! Mayor falconer was on his knees with what looked like about 9 inches of lifeguard in his mouth and no facemask in sight! As we made eye contact he spit out that big black cock and coofed in my direction.

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JoePCool14 10 points ago +10 / -0

YES!!!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 16 points ago +16 / -0

Some of my finest work. Please feel free to steal and shit on your local politicos

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yukondave 2 points ago +2 / -0

nice

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Unhappymeal 2 points ago +3 / -1

Top shelf Kek. Copied and will be calling it in reading this story into the robot or human that picks up.

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Day-yum! I wish I could give you a hundred ups

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CarbonWinter [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

Let’s light up the switchboard! Flood the hotline and make them drown in the BS!

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quotahire 15 points ago +15 / -0

comment to mark for work tomorrow

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Lol_Garrus 13 points ago +13 / -0

drrown the lines with BS until they turn it off.

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thisisatestof2 12 points ago +12 / -0

At least they learned form NYC and don't allow texts to avoid the dick pic issue.

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Jabblemonkey1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Do it!

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HuskeyG 12 points ago +12 / -0

I sure hope no one send them any prank phone calls

htts://www.prankdial.com/us

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lixa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Forgot the p in https so it doesn't work... Good idea though! Definitely use the chinese buffet one.

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lifeisahologram 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’m reporting Gavin newsom and Nancy.

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remember1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

The armenians are germophobic

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RegularAmerican 6 points ago +6 / -0

The masks aren't big enough to cover our noses either

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂

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Jabblemonkey1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah San Franshitshow is fucking grand......

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Bingobaggins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Snitches get stitches and end up in ditches

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socal_maga 1 point ago +1 / -0

BEAUTIFUL. Hello from Commiefornia.

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