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deleted 33 points ago +33 / -0
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impera 20 points ago +20 / -0

Its like a stonetoss comic come to life!

"Ive learned all about the 75 subtypes of faggot, and taken 8 years of critical marxist theory! And they said I'd never amount to anything, take THAT doubters!"

"But how does that help you earn a living?"

"Earn?"

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JamesBond007 7 points ago +7 / -0

HAAAAAA

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Doth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looks like the user that posted it has now deleted their reddit account, as well.

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rebelde_sin_causa 9 points ago +9 / -0

You applied for that job, and you're asking us why?

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JamesBond007 8 points ago +8 / -0

His bio answered his own question. Because he’s a clueless no common sense dumbass that is unemployable

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Rothbard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also he double then tripled down on his useless degree. Which makes him really dumb.

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Asun 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can teach you the degree in a few of words.
The history of gender in South East Asia is:
There are only 2 genders. Always were, always will be.

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Rothbard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminds me my mate was working with this girl with a phd in the mines in Aus. She had some greenie degree. Anyway, my mate asks what was your thesis on? She say o it was on "Koalas habitation proximity to natural resources". My mates says, "so you researched if Koalas live next to their water source? Her yes. Him, let me guess they live near fresh water? Her... yes. Him, it took you how many years to figure that out?

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ParkingLotRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most of her classes were about how evil straight white men are anyway.

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mastayoda420 5 points ago +5 / -0

You forgot to underline his "Honorable BA". Essentially they gave him a free degree he didn't earn I'm assuming for being some kind of minority.

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MrBojangles 4 points ago +4 / -0

Life choices. Asian dad disowns you.

*filipinos are pacific islanders and not asians. ;-p

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Sususu [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Philippines is in Asia.

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Ironball 4 points ago +4 / -0

3 degrees that produce no marketable skills and it's taken him this long to figure out he squandered his time?

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GoopNIL 3 points ago +3 / -0

Degree in Useless Trivia

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DisbandTheCIA 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol this dude out here thinking that reality works like video game achievements

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CookiesNCream 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's a guy working at our grocery store that got a degree in Russian Literature.

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Duke442games 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought that the title was exaggerated... wtf

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WJKovax 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe because you’re a beta faggot whose only good a doing homework. Your worthless college degrees don’t mean shit any more. Nobody is impressed by career students.

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Rothbard 2 points ago +2 / -0

The truth is these losers got scammed. They gold sold a worthless degree. If I was running a uni Id sell this shit too. It would be hard to find a good calculus professor but finding a gender studies professor? Piece of piss and cheaper. Then sell that degree to all these losers. They wont get a job after their undergrad so will have to stay until phd. So I make way more from them. They are just suckers and useful idiots.

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Winter_huntress 2 points ago +2 / -0

3 degrees in areas of no substance that have no monetary value in the work force, of course you're getting peoples lunch because they actually got degrees worth hiring someone for lol

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Help Wanted

Just wait until a BLACK, potential BLM Terrorist Group member or supporter tries to apply for any job. Yikes!

Not Hiring

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Smdlegend 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because you are educated like a twat?

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raytheater 1 point ago +1 / -0

"working on a number of initiatives such as public transit advocacy"

What the fuck does that even mean? Is this about moving people or transitioning the public's sexuality?

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dookiebot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Liberal College graduates can't become Conservative employers/employees if they graduate with useless degrees.

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