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duallyford 26 points ago +26 / -0

I just... I mean... really... its... I don't... why? how? How did we... What the...

Fuck it. I'm outta here.

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nmipede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Portland. Can we sell it to Canada? Hell, would they take it for free?

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Doth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who dipped a used q-tip in motor oil!?

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hillaryprison 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which of the 1,024 trillion genders is this?

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upvote 13 points ago +13 / -0

My dick just retracted.

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Doth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mine just traveled back in time and cut itself off.

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Kek_The_World [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

I live in Oregon and even I am stunned. I had no idea, and I have no idea. Wasn’t he in a fish Alien movie that won an Oscar?

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Tenspot20 8 points ago +8 / -0

Got them chain pants on today.

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basedblatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

damn they run out of food in portland??

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Kek_The_World [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don’t think Zombies eat?!?

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SavingPrivateGrace 5 points ago +5 / -0

Meth is hella drug

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Barthaneous 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok imagine being in the dark in any situation and then seeing the Crypt Keeper from Tales from the Crypt . This is just as bad in daylight.

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1d8-1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yikes!

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Fuck_commies_2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Vomit inducing

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Ironball 2 points ago +2 / -0

What in the hell is THAT!

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runonce 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does everybody in Portland dress like they have to span at least five decades of budget fashion?

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rangooooo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fetty Wap looking fresh

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Bragg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Disgusting!!!

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kornesque 2 points ago +2 / -0

No Fap: Easy Mode

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's the Crypt Keeper

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice balls, nigga!

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zoober_floober 1 point ago +1 / -0

Totally, completely not fucking joking... what is wrong with that thing?

Also totally, completely not fucking joking... she could walk on to the set of The Walking Dead without a speck of makeup and be the scariest zombie in a horde.

By far.

Not sure whether to laugh or cry at how fucked the good people of Portland---there must be a few of them, right?---are.

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Mexicola1976 1 point ago +1 / -0

People that are universally considered ugly- should not hold public office.

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Symmetry 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m starting to believe in the conspiracies of lizard people and skin walkers.

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308win 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this a sign of alien life? Cause that dont look human.