Totally, completely not fucking joking... what is wrong with that thing?
Also totally, completely not fucking joking... she could walk on to the set of The Walking Dead without a speck of makeup and be the scariest zombie in a horde.
By far.
Not sure whether to laugh or cry at how fucked the good people of Portland---there must be a few of them, right?---are.
I just... I mean... really... its... I don't... why? how? How did we... What the...
Fuck it. I'm outta here.
Portland. Can we sell it to Canada? Hell, would they take it for free?
Who dipped a used q-tip in motor oil!?
Which of the 1,024 trillion genders is this?
My dick just retracted.
Mine just traveled back in time and cut itself off.
I live in Oregon and even I am stunned. I had no idea, and I have no idea. Wasn’t he in a fish Alien movie that won an Oscar?
Got them chain pants on today.
damn they run out of food in portland??
I don’t think Zombies eat?!?
Meth is hella drug
Ok imagine being in the dark in any situation and then seeing the Crypt Keeper from Tales from the Crypt . This is just as bad in daylight.
Yikes!
Vomit inducing
What in the hell is THAT!
Does everybody in Portland dress like they have to span at least five decades of budget fashion?
Fetty Wap looking fresh
Disgusting!!!
No Fap: Easy Mode
It's the Crypt Keeper
Nice balls, nigga!
Totally, completely not fucking joking... what is wrong with that thing?
Also totally, completely not fucking joking... she could walk on to the set of The Walking Dead without a speck of makeup and be the scariest zombie in a horde.
By far.
Not sure whether to laugh or cry at how fucked the good people of Portland---there must be a few of them, right?---are.
People that are universally considered ugly- should not hold public office.
I’m starting to believe in the conspiracies of lizard people and skin walkers.
Is this a sign of alien life? Cause that dont look human.