Well shine my shoes and hold my balls

The sun is really gay

I'm legal now, there's new grass on my field

 

Got to first base now I'm headed home

It's a brown eyed handsome man

Anyone can understand the way I feel

 

Put it in me coach

I'm ready to be gay, today

Put it in me coach

I'm ready to be gay, today

Look at me, I can be your centerfold

 

Well I spent some time with the Mudville Nine

Whacking off on a bench

You know I took some humps in the shower that night

 

So say hey Willy my willies' hard

And Joe with the magic hands

Say it ain't so you know you're mine tonight

 

Put it in me coach

I'm ready to be gay, today

Put it in me coach

I'm ready to be gay, today

I can be... I can be your centerfold

 

I got a brand new dildo and leather gloves

And brand new crotchless chaps

Ya know I think it's time I give this team a ride

 

So hit my balls and touch them all

A moment for erotic fun

Well it's over now, you can tell those men goodbye

 

Put it in me coach

I'm ready to be gay, today

Put it in me coach

I'm ready to be gay, today

Look at me, I can be your centerfold