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DemsFuckKids 235 points ago +235 / -0

fuckin' fired it in there! on the money, too! i love big don

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Psilocybik 131 points ago +131 / -0

Total CHAD President. Fuck I love Trump so much.

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Supersaiyanbroly737 37 points ago +37 / -0

Just look at the mayors of Portland and Minneapolis, Minnesota. Total soy boys, who obsess about their (light) weight.

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jive-ass-turkey 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wheeler would've two hopped it into the dugout for sure.

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justforthissubred 8 points ago +8 / -0

Canada has entered the game.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol and now the mob wants to destroy them too

It's almost like being a weak, appeasing little pussy makes you an easy target for mean unhappy people to bully

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N7fury 9 points ago +10 / -1

Can't wait to shit post when POTUS throws a 80+ mph smoker right down the stove pipe at the Yankees game

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jive-ass-turkey 11 points ago +11 / -0

Mariano was really at the WH to teach GEOTUS his signature slider.

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N7fury 7 points ago +7 / -0

Haha, ya know I didn't put that together till now 🤣

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Rainman 17 points ago +17 / -0

And in contrast to Obama... a guy who wears mom jeans and lacks a hint of masculinity...

Mom jean wearing faggot

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Rainman 10 points ago +10 / -0

Love the part where he's looking for a dumbbell like...

DON'T THEY HAVE ANY SMALLER ONES???

In Poland they actually still have men who can lift shit

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h203h 8 points ago +8 / -0

😂 have you seen the Obama workout. Fucking hilariously pathetic

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Tellsyouhow 7 points ago +7 / -0

The best use of the workout video I've seen is in this fan made Trump mass effect trailer from the original campaign. It got banned everywhere at the time because it was too effective

https://youtu.be/9tFA7L2nYvQ

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Psilocybik 6 points ago +6 / -0

As if I needed one more reason to dislike him, of course he's a White Sox fan.

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goodatlife123 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wew lads chads and vlads!

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themightykekfish 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s top shelf best fren material there.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 46 points ago +46 / -0

GEOTUS played baseball in college and was even scouted by a couple of Major League teams.

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BilbroNaggins 24 points ago +24 / -0

I'm sorry folks I have better, yuge things to do believe me.

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Art-Vandelay41 8 points ago +8 / -0

Snopes: Mostly true, but the difficulty of defining “scouting” makes this a Mixture.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a boss

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meals23 5 points ago +5 / -0

what a beast

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LamboLimo 143 points ago +143 / -0

Didn't even take a moment. Got on the mound and right to work. You could say it symbolizes his presidency.

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FLIBS 24 points ago +24 / -0

MSNBC: Nancy Pelosi suggests fumigating the mound to remove Trump.

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PeteButtplug 10 points ago +10 / -0

Can you imagine what Pelosi's office smells like after a night day of hard drinking? Talk about fumigating.

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Jefferson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can you imagine Pelosi actually going to her office and getting work done?

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don’t like to imagine pelosi at all. She’s hideous inside and out

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Art-Vandelay41 4 points ago +4 / -0

New York Times: Joe Biden claims Trump is “scared” to see him pitch.

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BropolloCreed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Top kek right here

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Harambe 9 points ago +9 / -0

lmao. within 7 feet, good enough. GEOTUS is an any-% Speed Runner

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s cause he can just push it in with his dick from 7 ft

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Ammosexual 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ahead of schedule!

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every second wasted on the mound is a missed chance to close another winning deal.

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Pres_Trump 74 points ago +74 / -0

POTUS throwing GASSSS!!!

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LorettasKankles 23 points ago +23 / -0

Straight up throwing a rope! So much alpha male...

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bubadmt 10 points ago +10 / -0

CNN: Rare video surfaces of Trump instructing federal troops on how to throw tear gas at innocent protestors.

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rev4 71 points ago +71 / -0

Fauci's pitch was way off just like all his covid predictions

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Genericwhitemale 10 points ago +10 / -0

LOL what changed? Masks are not about protection. It's about control

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DannySaySay 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's a walking talking point. He just says what he gets paid to say.

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Politicide 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bet his mask got in the way

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Southern_Belle 1 point ago +2 / -1

He looks...

WEAK. WEAK. WEAK.

Said in best Tony Blair voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6OPJ2WVBTA

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Willholbert09 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seems typical that most of these anti-Trump losers are nerds/freaks who probably got picked on in school and grew to hate strong successful types.

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BackWoodsBarbie02 30 points ago +34 / -4

Sexist man alive. My President

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FLIBS 34 points ago +34 / -0

I think you forgot an "e", or you might be in the wrong forum.

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MAGAMAN4EVA 21 points ago +21 / -0

This isn't thedonald.lose?

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BackWoodsBarbie02 5 points ago +5 / -0

😂😂😂. Yea my keyboard is a piece of shit

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FLIBS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Keyboard probably has a leftist agenda.

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ReligionOfPoop 0 points ago +1 / -1

COLLUSION!!!!

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_deleted_ 10 points ago +11 / -1

sexist

🤨

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LorettasKankles 8 points ago +9 / -1

That he is..

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123breadman 4 points ago +4 / -0

My dude 😕

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Nomoralcompass89 16 points ago +16 / -0

5.Doesnt own a single firearm

6.Doesnt know how to drive a manual.

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spezisapedo 10 points ago +10 / -0
  1. Chopped off his own penis.
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spezisapedo 5 points ago +6 / -1

5.* Doesnt own at least 5 firearms. At least one of which being illegal in California

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NotaMillennial81 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lost mine in a boating accident. All I have now is a single shot 22

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GregTheTraceur 1 point ago +2 / -1

What if I don't own a firearm yet but want to in the very near future and have always been a strong advocate for 2A? Can I get some kind of special trustworthiness pass?

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spezisapedo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was robbed by a thug who killed both his parents. When I tried to call 911, he snapped the phone in half and said he was going to kill me. Had I not been able to get to my shotgun, I have no doubt I would either be brain dead, or just dead.

Sooner, rather than later should be something to consider. You will most likely never need to use your gun...but listen to the story of Suzanna Hupp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgrIsuO5PLc

When you need your gun, you dont have time to go do a background check. A 3d printer can get you started if you have a little technical ability.

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NotaMillennial81 2 points ago +2 / -0

What’s stoping you from taking safety and training courses and arming yourself?

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GregTheTraceur 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I'm gonna be honest, mostly indolence. I also live in Maine, which is in the safest state in the country, so I've never really felt threatened. Things are getting spooky, though.

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KeepAmericaGreat1337 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can't say "Taiwan is the real Chinese government"

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LLegendary 22 points ago +23 / -1

Meanwhile we are all mandated to wear masks if we want to eat or go to any store......fuck this shit.

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AllTheWayTrump 20 points ago +20 / -0

Fauci threw a baseball exactly like he looks like he would throw a baseball.

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NuclearDreams 9 points ago +9 / -0

The sad thing is because he threw that baseball so poorly it tells you he never played catch with his kids (if he even had kids). That's one of America's pastimes is a father going out with his son and throwing the baseball around.

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censorthisss 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha so true

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Postal 13 points ago +13 / -0

He broke his arm throwing that pitch, just like his predictions.

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DothrakiDani3 12 points ago +12 / -0

My little leaguer is thoroughly impressed...lol. see, babe, this was from a magic time, long ago, before people were told to hate him..pretty much everyone liked him, invited him places, hung out with him, enjoyed his company...and money. HE HAS A CHOPPAH! ITS RAD. new ones pretty rad too but...lol

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NuclearDreams 7 points ago +7 / -0

If Trump was a Democrat he would be an absolute legend in their eyes. It's solely because he is a Republican who threatened to expose the deep state that everybody hates him now.

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Chaotikizm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice!

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squanchingonpao 6 points ago +6 / -0

How do you agree to throw out a first pitch if you have no idea how to throw a baseball?

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123breadman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe the mask took too much oxygen from him?...

No, he's just a bitch.

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NuclearDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

He tried to shot-put it which is most definitively not the proper way to throw a baseball.

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melaniaforever 7 points ago +7 / -0

POTUS is GREAT at just about EVERYTHING!

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blacktankguy 6 points ago +7 / -1

W threw an amazing first pitch as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjGcCI9ByWw

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quartz 4 points ago +7 / -3

Fuuuck him

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YoLLamaIsSoFat 8 points ago +8 / -0

I agree, but this was the moment needed after 9/11 and I'm glad we had a President able to deliver it.

One of the only good moments from his terms.

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quartz -2 points ago +1 / -3

Problem, reaction, solution. I find no solace in a puppet who can throw a ball.

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sketchy_at_best 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn dude, this is not just Trump worship - that is easily the best first pitch I can recall. And Fauci’s easily the worst I can recall. They are usually so, so bad, but Fauci’s really sticks out.

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Agent26660 1 point ago +1 / -0

50 cent was worse.

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TehAgent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unfortunately he has to play the Fauchi game until it plays out after the election. Imagine the media shitstorm if he fired a doctor for recommending lockdowns and masks to prevent a virus the media has spun as super deadly and dangerous.

Hes playing 4D chess and he's in it for the long game. Sometimes your opponent puts a piece somewhere you dont like but he's not ignoring it. I have faith he will make the best move he can.

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TehAgent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cant do it before the election unless the shitstorm from that will be less thunderous than the shitstorm from voting procedures. Timing is everything. I know we want things to happen NOW, but I trust that Trump knows how to navigate this mess. Right now, he's not taking mainstream blame for fake COVID death counts. If he walks back everything Fauxchi says, he will certainly be blamed for every death. Gotta wait for the right moment to strike.

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TehAgent 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ok

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KeepTheFaith 0 points ago +1 / -1

I can DREAM!

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Scumbag-reddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a fuckin cannon big dick chad mother fucker

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BelichickBradyTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

"He painted the black, that was a strike!" - CNN probably

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Kottonballs 4 points ago +5 / -1

Is anyone surprised that Fauci is a pussy? He's has CUCK written all over his face.

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sharksgrill 4 points ago +4 / -0

Right on the money. I’ll take DR. MR. PRESIDENT GEOTUS ANYDAY!!!

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MuFa5a 4 points ago +4 / -0

holy hell thats at least 95 mph

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Deplorable_bastard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Geotus is confident in everything he approaches, I heard he never threw a baseball until 20 mins before that first pitch, what’s he do heater down the pipe!!!

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johnbillaby 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump played a lot of baseball through high school, he was apparently scouted by some teams.

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OMC-RADIO 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fauci... throws like a weasel.

Look at him; falling backwards with flailing noodle arms. I've seen some horrible first pitches but this is pathetic. Couldn't this weenie have done a few practice throws the night before?

The funny thing is, he'll probably think of this as a high point and demonstrative of how he's a "good sport". Doubt he even has anyone in his life that'll tell him he looked like an idiot.

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Frequent92 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a fucking chad.

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covfefe-time 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can anyone see Sleepy Joe doing any of this?

He'd need help just getting out to the mound.

Probably throw some lob from 40 feet off the plate.

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Starfox2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Srsly, has Fauci ever thrown anything farther than 10 feet? I love that Trump doesn't choke, and even seems to thrive under pressure.

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OwningTheLibs 2 points ago +2 / -0

The difference:

Trump is a Winner

Fauci is NOT!

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HeavensMandate 2 points ago +2 / -0

HES OUT

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Canuck4Trump2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now that's "the Boss". Arrives in Trump Style center field And then rifles a pitch from the mound that doesn't ground 15ft before the catcher

Thanks for posting those archived vids MAGA !!!

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clown_honk_town 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahahahha that is the most pathetic thing ive seen in my life. with a friggin mask lol.

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RedDon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Notice this fraud had the whole stadium to himself but had to sit RIGHT NEXT to the only other people around? Not to mention didn’t have his mask over his face! Entitled POS.

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UndercoverCentipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

That face when you realize you can't hit GEOTUS's heater

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InterloperKO 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why the fuck would this monkey be throwing pitches anyway? Deep state always playing the glamour card with their goons

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justforthissubred 2 points ago +2 / -0

Again! Again!!

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TheBusiness 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolute Chad we have for President comes out and throws the ball like he has been playing all his life, the guy is an absolute animal at everything he does!

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horsefacestorm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't even set himself, just kept rolling. That was bad ass.

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Tendiestomper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Virgin fauci vs Chad Trump

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Infuriator 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love big daddy.

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IPMang 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump threw it from the rubber too.. Fauci was barely standing on the front part of the mound

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spaceghost17 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you sure that wasn't Mariano Rivera on that second clip?

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KarlHungus53 1 point ago +1 / -0

Somerset Patriots Park in Bridgewater, NJ.