Fauci... throws like a weasel.

Look at him; falling backwards with flailing noodle arms. I've seen some horrible first pitches but this is pathetic. Couldn't this weenie have done a few practice throws the night before?

The funny thing is, he'll probably think of this as a high point and demonstrative of how he's a "good sport". Doubt he even has anyone in his life that'll tell him he looked like an idiot.