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SixteenBeatsAOne 10 points ago +10 / -0

Q: Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Poland?

A: Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

Sorry, but worth it. Where do I send your reparations check?

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snuggs316 4 points ago +4 / -0

alabama.

p.s. this brief exchange cracks me up.

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SixteenBeatsAOne 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thankfully, I'll mail your check to Jeff Sessions' retirement home. You can pick it up there.

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snuggs316 3 points ago +3 / -0

i'll get him to meet me at the waffle house....

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SixteenBeatsAOne 2 points ago +2 / -0

Waffle House is good. And remember if you are going to the Waffle House after 2am, remember your right to bear arms.