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ReadMoreKMac 24 points ago +24 / -0

People (normally) wear pants and underwear.

Two layers of cloth, with paths almost always being thicker material than the masks are made of.

Everyone knows farts smell.

Why anyone believes that a loosely fitting cloth mask is going to stop a microscopic virus is beyond reason.

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10MeV 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, no, no. Everybody has seen the illustration of how pants stop you from peeing on someone else. So masks totally work. Because viruses apparently are emitted in a large scale stream of fluid when you exhale?

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BadManOrange -23 points ago +4 / -27

To be fair gases and viruses work differently. Gas particles are much much smaller than viruses.

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CrimsonClown 1 point ago +1 / -0

25 or 2.5?

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CrimsonClown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, I see now.

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traveravis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not the ones that smell like poop

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Spez_Isacuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

A vapor (and the active ingredient in farts) is a thick cloud of tiny liquid droplets.

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kornesque 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sorry bout the downdoots fren, but tho your statement is true it is contextually false.

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pedeparrot 18 points ago +18 / -0

a REAAAAL shame indeed.

if we have all the vapin' pedes go out there in public and demonstrate as such in our stores, might be a red pill moment for those still believing in masks

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kornesque 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've amended my routine to do this all the way through parking lots, also great at red lights while making eye contact.

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pelt 12 points ago +12 / -0

O U T S T A N D I N G

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Barthaneous 8 points ago +8 / -0

I farted and i could still smell it even through the boxer briefs and khaki pants.

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HonkNJhonk 4 points ago +4 / -0

They were khaki, but now they’re brown.

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victorywin 7 points ago +8 / -1

LOL

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MAGAnic316 6 points ago +6 / -0

If masks worked it wouldn't matter if I'm not wearing one - your mask would protect you from my germs.

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azn_gay_conservative 6 points ago +6 / -0

lmao

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Brainz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vaping is gay. But this was hilarious.

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FavColorAmericanFlag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Genuinely, thank you for posting this.

Part of me wants to find out if I get banned from FB for posting this. If not, I can effortlessly prune 'friends' who will defriend me for posting it.