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patslimmy1 68 points ago +68 / -0

And a Space Force!

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PantsJihad 48 points ago +48 / -0

Don't forget UFO disclosure!

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PatriotBot 16 points ago +16 / -0

The New York Times already released a correction - they badly fucked that story up.

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PatriotGuard 13 points ago +13 / -0

Actually, I believe with all due respect you are referring to the old report. New one came out today. They are as real as you and me.

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westrock2000 7 points ago +7 / -0

My erection just got 62 miles taller.

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PatriotGuard 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is normal.

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PantsJihad 2 points ago +2 / -0

But does it have functional anti-gravity?

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godaddy42 2 points ago +2 / -0

dnc is now called the dnc communist party with bilden in bed with the crooks and hacker of the century, our only hope is Russian takes them out. since they have developed a sub that can float on the botton of any ocean or river. they also have a fighter jet that can take out their millioNS OF men IN THEIR army in minutes, biden also order chinA TO CREATE OUR CURRENT VIRUSUS THAT HAS TAKEN 140,000 LIVES. THEY LOSS THE BATTLE FOR AFRICA SO NOW THEY THINK THY CAN CONTROL usa, SCREW THEM AN GETTLE READTY TO FIGHT

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CaptainChrisPBacon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Distraction form the swamp.

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otistoole 3 points ago +3 / -0

Personally I am in the 'breakaway civilization' camp

Just seems very unlikely to me that its 'aliens'

But who the fuck knows, I don't

lotta weird stuff out there

I seent it

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PatriotGuard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Strong possibility of breakaway civilizations. I personally believe its both. Our planet is old and many things have had the chance to develop here.. Then again if we want to find proof of aliens, just look in the mirror! We exist.

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MAGAngelo 2 points ago +2 / -0

As long as it’s legal, I don’t give a rats ass what galaxy you come from.

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Dr0neRec0very -1 points ago +1 / -2

The New York Times!? https://youtu.be/vbp9UrwC-mI?t=18

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PatriotBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes - that's where the story originally came from. Not exactly promising when it comes to spending much energy in believing they actually have a story about ET.

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MAGAngelo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw the Phoenix lights!

Change my mind.

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PaigeAshley 5 points ago +5 / -0

Semper Supra!!

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PantsJihad 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want a morale patch of a flaming Toyota sportscar with an astronaut leaning out the drivers window giving the bird plunging through the atmosphere.

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TheDespotofCartoons 2 points ago +2 / -0

Were they...murdered?

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PantsJihad 3 points ago +3 / -0

They had evidence about the Clintons. It was suicide.

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EpicPede 3 points ago +4 / -1

those people might be the reason he did this.

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Lol_Garrus 16 points ago +16 / -0

Chyna and commies are asshoe.

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yuge plans are coming. The best plans. The best yuge plans you'll ever see.

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TheRealMaga 13 points ago +13 / -0

Don't forget about the Great American Outdoors Act !

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PantsJihad 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm actually pretty stoked about this as I really want to do some more hunting, and more public land means more tasty critters in my freezer.

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aveydey 9 points ago +9 / -0

How do I apply to work at the National Garden of American Heroes? It would be a dream job for me and I would relocate my family for it. I have a background in lots of areas that would be applicable (though none in government).

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TheDespotofCartoons 9 points ago +9 / -0

I would imagine, like most government jobs, that you will have to keep an eye on usajobs.gov. But be forewarned: a glacier looks at their response times and goes, "DAY-UM, that's slow!"

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

And white males need not apply.

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Amaroq64 2 points ago +2 / -0

What on earth would that entail? Polishing the statues of American legends?

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aveydey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone has to maintain the park grounds, help select a location, help select artists, help select heroes to be celebrated, market and promote the park, and many other duties.

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AlphaNathan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can't wait for next week!

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SgtSnuffles [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

HAPPY FRIDAY PEDES

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TheDespotofCartoons 2 points ago +2 / -0

And a Happy Friday to you as well! ^_^

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dragonlordkingslayer 4 points ago +5 / -1

remember when lefties were trashing china because of hong kong?

sadly, it's racist to the chinese if you say the "chinese virus" in America : (

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EpicPede 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know a lot of us really need something like this from GEOTUS. Boy did he deliver!

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Nonredneck4 3 points ago +3 / -0

fuck ya

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also OBAMA LIED & SPIED

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SgtSnuffles [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

durham report can't come soon enough

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BeltBuckle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't underestimate how much I want to fuck over China. Everything else is a bonus.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂🤣😂🤣

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MAGA_Fuckhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

E.O. OUTLAWING MASK TYRANNY, NOW!

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ippwndu 1 point ago +2 / -1

Purp is ovbiously going undercover as a cuck.

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SlumberBalu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, where are the papers where i literally kicks the pedocrats in the nutz and pedowood, with his operation to stop childtraficing and prostitution?

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GoingCamaro 1 point ago +1 / -0

And declared war on big pharma

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Data_bank 1 point ago +1 / -0

What’s operation legend?

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s good shit.

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aquiles 1 point ago +1 / -0

sounds about right

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North_Carolina 1 point ago +1 / -0

SURELY DRUMPF DOESNT HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO DO THIS!?!?

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Goldlight 1 point ago +1 / -0

what did I miss