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posted ago by mightyclaw ago by mightyclaw +30 / -0

Considering roadblock protests: what if one simply walked around the protesters pouring something harmless but odiferous out on the street? Skunk essence or something...perhaps the compound that the Israelis use, which is said to be safe even to drink. Make it very unpleasant to be in the area. Your thoughts?

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Memebomber 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think Deer urine smells horrible and can be bought over the counter.

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Shwoogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy fuck, deer piss bait that hunters use is ridiculous. I have a coworker who had a bottle spill in the bed of his truck on a hunting trip YEARS ago, and it is still ripe to this day. It's an unbelievably hideous smell, could gag a maggot. It also is apparently capable of permeating and embedding itself in polymer and steel for all eternity.

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Memebomber 3 points ago +3 / -0

Deer urine which attracts horny bucks. Stinks like you cannot believe. You can even get it at Walmart for around $15. Nasty stuff and I have a friend who brings it and sprays it when he comes to hunt on my property

Coyote urine stinks too. Either make a nice choice in a generic spray bottle.

They also make a skunk smell. They use it on fir trees to stop people from cutting them down,

https://www.predatorpeestore.com/Skunk-Um_moreinfo.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI6tOrie7m6gIVBvhRCh17LQYNEAQYASABEgKcofD_BwE

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mischief-tea 3 points ago +4 / -1

DURIAN PUREE

Can't take the smell? That's racist I bought it at Fubonn chinese marketplace!

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Shwoogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like the way this guy thinks. Regarding the legality, I would think it's totally legal if non-toxic. I mean, they sell stink bombs at gift/gag stores. So as long as you're not littering and not letting toxic chemicals drain in to the sewer, I would think you would be fine.... key words "I think", though. I'm no lawyer.

Sidenote, "skunk essence"?? Is that a thing you can buy?

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hdcochran 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most localities have a public nuisance ordinance that they could use in an arrest warrant.

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9moreyears 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope not... I'm a secret crop-duster.

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mightyclaw [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have had occasion to use what I believe was either cougar or fox urine - I didn't buy it myself and never got to see the bottle or the label - to scare deer away from a garden. It smelt DREADFUL for about an hour.
The idea would be for use only in open-air outdoor areas, and that it could be washed away with water, and that it could not possibly injure someone who was involuntarily exposed to it. No "water cannons" or even water pistols, no spraying it directly on anyone, just...piddle a little and move on, piddle a little and move on, listen for the cries of disgust in your wake.

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PeaceThroughStrength 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's perfectly legal to do this...

You'll just later face a civil (purely monetary) claim for battery, assault and a whole slew of other intentional torts from your targets.

That said, your targets need to identify you.

And with all the BLM murderers getting away with everything...

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mightyclaw [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Interesting. Thank you!

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rimper 2 points ago +2 / -0

All the FUPA sweat produced by rioting THOTs would overpower the odor of any chemical.

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canadianhere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Skunk essence or something...

Protestors wouldn't care about that. It's essentially what weed smells like.

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Apersonofinterest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Active Denial Systems would do the trick. Where are the water cannons? Or those microwave systems?

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Rusty_Nut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Post your address and I'll send ya pair of my well worn gym socks!

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mightyclaw [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha! I'm not talkin' about lethal weapons here. ;-)

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Rusty_Nut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like you've been talking to my wife!

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CovfefeNegro 1 point ago +2 / -1

If it causes a panic or Breach of the Peace it could be, yeah.

Morning Breeze, available at Fun Shops, might be an idea. A drop of that goes a long way indoors, outdoors you will need better quantities tho.

Water bombs and launchers perhaps. Powerful water guns, maybe.

Do you think the Enemy is able to be offended by smells...? Seems unlikely to me.

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