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ShrikeDeCil 11 points ago +11 / -0

Billboard in Times Square asking which island nation he should pick.

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InebriatedDaily 2 points ago +2 / -0

No one would see it except bums and junkies right now. It is a spooky ghost town.

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ShrikeDeCil 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Tonight on Tucker Carlson....

..."And, well, I'm just 18. So I'd like ideas on things like what island to buy. I can't tell people how much I got, but I set up a website, and maybe we'll do a Shark Tank like thing where people pitch me on ideas."

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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NOTWOKE 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hope he does not settle all of these lawsuits. Just so we can watch the pain. Take one to trial. Don't settle!

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Tiquortoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'd hate to be toward the end of the line when he just might get bloodthirsty.

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BKav 5 points ago +5 / -0

I forget what the Sears Tower is now called, but it should be renamed to the “Sandman Castle”

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Dr707 4 points ago +4 / -0

1961 Ferrari 250gt California. Then Ferris Bueller around in it to piss off the libs.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow!!!

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CisSiberianOrchestra 4 points ago +4 / -0

I want to see Nick Sandmann create an Instagram account like Dan Bilzerian's; where he's always posting pics of himself in private jets, yachts, and luxury hotels surrounded by a harem of gorgeous bimbos.

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goodatlife123 4 points ago +4 / -0

Defecate on all their corpses Nick. Take all the fakes newzies down!

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Jaqen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Low seven figures is my guess. Definitely not nine figures range.

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

nah i think he's too smart for that, those dollars are going into a nest egg

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ExileOnRedditStreet 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just hope he finds creative ways to troll the libs with that stack of cash. But if he just wants to disappear and live happily ever after, I support that too.

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JoeBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

He could buy N shares of Tesla stock. It would likely be significant enough that he would need to make a public disclosure.