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iouybiy 13 points ago +13 / -0

While maybe the quality of life was not too excellent, I have observed in some extended family the attitude of 'fuck you, I am not going to die' is actually very powerful at prolonging life.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reminds me of an episode of the Simpsons where Mr. Burns is put on a phone call with his mother, whom he loathes.

Mr. Burns: "Oh, hello, mother! Um, sorry about pulling the plug on you and all. Who could have known you'd pull through and live for another five decades? Oh, is my face red!"

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WassermanSchultz 1 point ago +2 / -1

The scope would reflect the sunlight, making it visible to the enemies.

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Tawburgle2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Here's what he said in 2001: "I did what I was told to do, as well as I could. There would be no Finland unless everyone else had done the same."

I'll just leave this here.

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The_New_Pope 4 points ago +4 / -0

This guy overachieved.

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JULY4 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thought it was Johnny Carson.

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Brainz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok this guy looks like Dr Fauci