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COnDEMnED 249 points ago +250 / -1

Question...how stupid is the photographer top left for taking the pictures above the imaginary fans instead of walking down without fear of blocking their view?

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MerchantMan99 113 points ago +114 / -1

This clown world has me feeling so disconnected from reality, that I can't even tell if it's a real photographer or just another cutout.

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Art-Vandelay41 35 points ago +35 / -0

It’s not your fault, the cutouts are so hyper-realistic a lot of people have been fooled

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LurkingForTheWIN 25 points ago +25 / -0

To me it's just that the NPCs blend in to the cutouts so well! Uh oh frens, they may have inadvertently discovered NPC camouflage here...

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Theyreallinonit 2 points ago +2 / -0

ermagawd, just wrote my peace and after posting here you, great minds think alike.

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svartchimpans 24 points ago +24 / -0

Another hilarious thing about the cutouts is that they're 70% black despite them being 13% of the population back in reality. And tons of women. The sports teams pander so hard that they will lose all respect and a majority of their viewers. Fuck these America-haters.

PS: The crowd would be better if it was just endless cutouts of Hank Hill. :D

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DL535 21 points ago +21 / -0

You want to know the most chilling thing about cutouts?

This is an attempt to normalize the fake crowd technology. It will be needed soon for Biden rallies and in the not so distant future, for many more Deep State candidates.

Everyone will secretly hate them, but when you turn on the TV, there they'll be, huge enthusiastic crowds. And if enough people think that the fakes are real, they will submit.

Think this is farfetched? Remember, HRC was caught in 2016 photoshopping fake attendees into her rallies.

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +3 / -1

Like the laughtrack on Seinfeld. Without it the show is not even slightly funny. Laughter is contagious.

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bigdickhangsright 11 points ago +11 / -0

Reminds me of the Dreamcast 2K games.

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SirWilliam 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wonder what they'd do if a bunch of us tried to buy a cutout with trump gear on? Turn dodge stadium into a Trump rally...

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Meme_Farmer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you imagine the silence in that place, a crack of the bat and its a home run and no one there to cheer for it...

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JaevlaSkit 19 points ago +21 / -2

How can nipples be disrespectful?

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Thep1mp 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think that’s President Trumps greatest tweet ever. I still laugh every damned time.

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Ronald_Dregan 2 points ago +3 / -1

KEK!

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TEXinLA 17 points ago +17 / -0

Ask Gov. Party Nips Cuomo...

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fluffmiceter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Great question, young padawan.

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JesusisKing 52 points ago +52 / -0

What the fuck? Never watching MLB

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drachennwolf 26 points ago +30 / -4

Yeah this is fucking stupid. I love baseball and I'm fucking tired of the Marxists. Hitler did one thing, and only one thing right: he fucked up some commies.

Also, fuck Hitler.

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DJTrumpMAGA 12 points ago +14 / -2

I love when pedes go into the true history of events and why global events took place. I learned it in school and remember some of it but not to this detail. A refresher helps a lot. Thanks for this!

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thisguy883 3 points ago +3 / -0

I never learned any of this in school.

This is mind blowing to me. I knew that Hitler was a lefty, but I never knew Hitler and Stalin were friends for a long while.

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thisguy883 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anything is far right when you're a communist.

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PraiseBeToScience 9 points ago +12 / -3

I mean they started the war as fucking allies, so obviously it's not that wrong.

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Liberal_Tear_Addict -11 points ago +5 / -16

Kek. You gotta love the links to Wikipedia. It’s all so tiresome.

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MrsSilenceDogood 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is the black rope supposed to signify?? Is it more of the "we're all in this together" bullshit???

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PatriotsandBacon 14 points ago +15 / -1

Angle of the shot... who knows what view he was going for. Closer doesn’t always mean a better photo. Giving another photographer the benefit of the doubt, obviously

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hillaryprison 3 points ago +3 / -0

Second this. It's sad people rush to judgment on people, assuming their motives. The guy could be a Trump supporter and a great photographer and people here are calling him stupid for their own ignorance in photography.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jesse Lee Peterson voice:

Beeeeeeeeta male

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20KAG20 103 points ago +104 / -1

Is this...Is this real?

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Kornstalx 54 points ago +54 / -0

Yeah, wtf is the context going on here?

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TheGoodApple220 93 points ago +93 / -0

Thursday's MLBLM game, San Francisco @ Los Angeles, cutouts in the seats, and people actually PAY for the cutouts in the seats!

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MAGAlikethis 61 points ago +61 / -0

This is so dumb that it makes me angry.

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RegularAmerican 17 points ago +17 / -0

I have no qualms with stupid people wasting their money

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aangler100 16 points ago +16 / -0

they could give it to the poor

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thisguy883 22 points ago +22 / -0

THIS.

All the bullshit virtue signaling, and they do what with their money? They buy cutouts to sit in the stand. Instead, they could be using that money to donate to charity and probably make a bigger impact with their bucks.

But lets be real. If they didnt buy the cutouts, they would have donated to BLM anyway.

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

In Californyah-nyah? hah!

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Liam_Clancy 8 points ago +8 / -0

For real. A fool and his money are easily parted, as the old saying goes. I actually respect that somebody figured out how to make a few bucks selling seats you can't sit in.

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Jack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not all parks but some if the ball hits your cutout they will send the ball to you. So there is *some *value to buying a seat.

I didn't but I would understand if someone did.

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MAGAlikethis 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's not the same thing. That's fucking retarded and a bastardization of the game.

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IroWide 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol in what world is a baseball worth $150? I can't imagine fawning over a game that bad.

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Undo1913 4 points ago +4 / -0

MLBLM?... Maybe the world does deserve bill gate’s nanotech AI vaccine that will eat through our brain stems and install Microsoft Windows 10 spyware in our minds.

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TheGoodApple220 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was supposed to be a joke about how "woke" MLB seems to be. Guess not...

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Undo1913 2 points ago +2 / -0

After seeing the nationals and Yankees kneel for the flag, satire and truth have a very thin line between them that’s hard to discern at first glance...

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TheGoodApple220 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can understand....every mound has "BLM" along with the Major League logo in black chalk. So that's where my quip came from. I apologize for the misunderstanding.

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pryos1 26 points ago +26 / -0

Its not really for anything. Teams saw a chance to make some money and ran with it.

People are paying 150$ to have a cardboard cutout of themselves at games behind home plate.

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20KAG20 29 points ago +30 / -1

Wow....They are paying for this shit? Wow.

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Captainzoomer 19 points ago +19 / -0

P.T Barnum was indeed correct, "There's a sucker born every minute."

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Isolated_Patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

PT Barnum was an exponential population curve behind the times. It's four suckers every second now.

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NuclearDreams 28 points ago +28 / -0

I was wondering whose pictures those are. Imagine being such a cuck you would waste 150 dollars to have your face stuck to a piece of cardboard for a game without even being there.

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MAGAlikethis 8 points ago +8 / -0

This level of stupidity deserves a death flight.

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Aluminoti 8 points ago +8 / -0

Guarantee you are forbidden to wear a MAGA hat in your cardboard photo but BLM is encouraged

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KooKooSint 3 points ago +3 / -0

Should buy a couple rows and fill them with MAGA hats

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20KAG20 8 points ago +11 / -3

If it’s real...I’m guessing it’s to help the pitcher make it feel like it’s an actual game...that’s my best guess though. It’s fucking weird regardless.

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NuclearDreams 7 points ago +7 / -0

Shouldn't make a difference for the pitcher. None of their mechanics are affected by fans being in the seats.

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20KAG20 1 point ago +2 / -1

Mental? I mean they are pros so I agree it shouldn’t matter.

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NuclearDreams 1 point ago +2 / -1

I've never heard a mental reason why a pitcher would need fans behind home plate to function. They pitch scrimmage games and bullpen sessions in front of empty seats all of the time. In fact with how rowdy fans can get behind the stands every once in awhile it would arguably be better.

It also seems, so far, to be about half and half which clubs are putting out the cutouts so there must not be any obvious advantage.

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20KAG20 0 points ago +2 / -2

Okay.

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AlphaNathan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Which part?

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GibsonDawg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ever heard of the potemkin village in Soviet Russia? Welcome to the sequel.

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dakin116 13 points ago +13 / -0

Make sure you sanitize those Amazon packages, covid can live on cardboard for 2 weeks!

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mnguy12000 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not two weeks....(looks at new orders) 2 months!

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aangler100 4 points ago +4 / -0

So about as long as it takes FauXi's ptich to get to home plate.

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

for...forever? We'sa fucked now!

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Herecomedatpresident 2 points ago +2 / -0

So never then.

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MapleBaconWaffles 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why aren't the bats wearing masks? I heard they can spread coronavirus.

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Aluminoti 3 points ago +3 / -0

How long can it live on paper? I want to know how long we have to wait for the Dems to actually open the truckloads of ballots they will find two months after Trump wins.

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Mostprobably 59 points ago +59 / -0

I can’t, for the life of me, understand how it was agreed that cut-out fans were an ok idea...

Isn’t this the kind of distorted reality that exists in North Korea???

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VonBustacap 35 points ago +35 / -0

Exactly. They have grocery stores that are empty inside but windows that have life-like photos that look like they're full of food. Fucking clown world!

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NoSteppy1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Put it in the same category of making us wear face diapers, St. Floyd's gold coffin, Cuomo showing off his paper mache mass grave art project, protesters kneeling (act of contrition) with their fist in the air (demonstration of power), and Nancy's swag impeachment pens.

It's all the same exact underlying problem: It's not just that the left can't meme -- though it is that too. It's that they can't do symbolism either.

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glasseye 56 points ago +62 / -6

The greedy bastards have killed baseball.

Inferior lives don't matter.

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Winner2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

If only I had a dollar for everytime I asked if it was serious and it turned out to be serious! 🤷‍♂️

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NuclearDreams 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's not true.

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thisguy883 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, you still can.

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NotSorryLuvTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

One of the biggest concerns, is that they've made all these protests "optional". Even though we KNOW the crazies are the minority, it has to scare a player because you cant abstain. Silence is compliance after all.

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thisguy883 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh no! The crowd is being destroyed by racist weather!

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ILearnedToCode 4 points ago +4 / -0

How the fuck are those real articles??

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NoSteppy1776 4 points ago +5 / -1

Anything is possible in honk-honk world.

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z89101 40 points ago +40 / -0

Let them all become arcade janitors.

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Imransgarage 18 points ago +18 / -0

Exactly. Fuck sports.

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Big_cunt 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a sports fan, it really blows. I'm not watching baseball, which will be easy, I won't watch basketball, which will be a little harder. I'm hoping hockey doesn't bend the knee, that would be a big blow. NFL is going to be the hardest to give up, but they've been at the fore front of all this bullshit, and they can get fucked. I'll be golfing, or going to the gun range every Sunday this fall instead

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PepesCovfefe -2 points ago +2 / -4

I don’t get the appeal of watching other people on a screen doing physical activities instead of doing them yourself, or anything else productive like the things you mentioned, or spending time with your family, or reading, or mediating, etc. It’s all the same shit over and over. Nothing changes. We’re just brainwashed to think it’s exciting. It isn’t. It’s monotonous.

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PepesCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao. That is a good analogy though.

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webthing 31 points ago +31 / -0

Cardboard Cutouts Matter

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NoSteppy1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

They banned us from doing the NPC meme then started doing it themselves.

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liberty4alll 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder what the demographics are for the cutouts. No matter what it is, you know it’ll trigger the militant left.

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Friendly_B 8 points ago +8 / -0

It is.

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Slick_Willy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do I go to jail if I don't wear a mask into a gas station in NK?

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Littleirishmaid 26 points ago +26 / -0

Now, shop it having them all wearing masks, LOL.

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NuclearDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would be a shame if a based pitcher swept his spikes across the mound on the way to the rubber. Would it ruin his career? Sure but that would be amazing to see.

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closet_conservative 20 points ago +20 / -0

Does that logo really say BLM instead of MLB?

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dakin116 4 points ago +4 / -0

Knew I made the right call holding off on my sub, fuck MLB

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Vino 7 points ago +7 / -0

Almost as if that's the commies endgame.

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Libertysheimdall1 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yep, everything is fake bullshit. 2020 for sure.

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Maximus77 15 points ago +15 / -0

So fuckin gay.

I wake up everyday and can't believe the world I'm living in

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Foxbat40 15 points ago +15 / -0

Everything is fake in 2020. Fake hate crimes, fake world wars, fake pandemics, fake mom's, fake fans, and fake concern. Fake martyrs.

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VonBustacap 14 points ago +14 / -0

I would have preferred if they would have used those blow-up-wavy-arm things that you see at car dealerships. At least it would have added some movement.

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Littleirishmaid 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would be great! Almost as good as throwing snow in the air during a Patriots game. https://www.providencejournal.com/photogallery/PJ/20190108/NEWS/108009998/PH/1

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goodbeerbetterviews2 13 points ago +13 / -0

Once normal people stop going to games because of all of the woke bullshit this will be the norm

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citizenpolitician 13 points ago +13 / -0

The fake people and fake crowd noises is just too much. Noping right out of that

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Aluminoti 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't give a shit about the fake stuff it's the Real Pandering that got me to never watch another game

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Torrible 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is literally the gayest fucking shit I have seen in my life. Proof professional sports players are insecure pathetic little cunts. I would laugh if I walked onto a field and saw that.

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GitmObama 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well paid sheep. Imagine playing a sport for a living. Being treated like a king, making millions. These fags will jump when told to without asking how high. Real jobs would kill these dbags.

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OrangeManMeh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big facts. Thats not to say we don't want our athletes, being athletic is great and healthy and all that, but for the love of god have at least one skill you can do that ISNT your sport.

When the world burns no one will stop to watch "the game".

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GitmObama 11 points ago +11 / -0

Black cardboard cutouts matter! Too many white cutouts in the front row.

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thisguy883 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ironic isnt it?

They put a bunch of white cardboard cutouts after they virtue signal the fuck out of BLM.

One would think they would put black cardboard cutouts instead in honor of their virtue.

Someone with a twitter account should call them out and get #RacistMLB going.

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GitmObama 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. Missed opportunity to bring the virtue signaling dial up to 11 by having Saint George Floyd right behind home plate.

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FightingAgainst1984 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not enough diversity in the crowd. i didn't know MLB was so bigoted.

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Ishaye 10 points ago +10 / -0

All this cause they lost in 2016. Wonder what they are gonna do when they lose in 2020.

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BestTimeToBAlive 8 points ago +8 / -0

STFU. Is this real?

I wanna know what the he’ll they’re going to do w all those cutouts when this shit is over? What a waste of $$$$

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BoilingEnema 2 points ago +2 / -0

Essential business in CA making those cutouts. But stay the fuck out of the barbershop.

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EpicTrump 8 points ago +9 / -1

This is the stupidest movie ever. I want a refund.

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littlebridges 8 points ago +8 / -0

Terrible. Just terrible.

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Siteless_Vagrant 8 points ago +8 / -0

So now we now using cardboard cutouts to fake Bidens rally attendance is doable. Be watching. Not that that cuck is gonna have a rally.

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bubadmt 8 points ago +8 / -0

Those spectators are about as believable as their mail-in votes.

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ModsBanPaleos 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gay

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rooftoptendie 3 points ago +3 / -0

and fake.

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Tenbuckstew 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's honestly just creepy looking. Do they have a little motor on them that moves then up and down when someone gets a hit or gets on base.

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MAGA_____bitches 7 points ago +7 / -0

They put a BLM on the mound?
Get fucked MLB

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2browneyes 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can't wait till they foul one off and take a cardboard cut-off head off.

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BigPepeEnergy 6 points ago +6 / -0

I liked it better in Korea where they put Stuffed Animals in the stands. It was funnier.

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NO_RINOs 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sportsball is boring now. If you've watched sports ball for at least 10-15 years, you've seen just about anything any of those sports have to offer. You're better off doing something productive with your time... like shitposting here!

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DZP1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Analogous to the claimed Biden poll support... it's all a Potemkin villiage.

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BoilingEnema 3 points ago +3 / -0

potemkin village

Solid reference 👌

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barwhack 5 points ago +5 / -0

A pop-up fly?

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OhLollyLollyPop 4 points ago +4 / -0

KEK! When someone hits ine into the stands and the cutouts all fall over! 😂

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OrangeManMeh 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would bring a BB gun and snipe the cardboard cutouts from across the field. lol

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Nadlers_Belt 5 points ago +5 / -0

tHe nEw nOrmAL!

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McFatty7 5 points ago +5 / -0

For a split second, I thought that audience was from Wii Sports Baseball.

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cgiles98 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEK

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pelosis_liver 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s so absurd. The whole country has to pretend that this virus is scary. The only other option would be to accept that the media has been lying to you in order to support a certain political party.

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RedPillMissionary 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like a biden rally

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Notablitheringidiot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where are the environmentalists about the utter waste of resources to make these stupid fucking cutouts?

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LordTancretus 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is a betty good idea.

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Emperorvoid 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cut out flat pixel images instead of using Polygons is an excellent way to to manage stable frame rates, but it still looks like shit.

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ComeysPrisonWallet 4 points ago +5 / -1

WTF: I didn't know they were doing this to the audience. This retardation is over 9000!

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Trumpdup4prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dystopian reality.

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ENVYNITAZ 4 points ago +4 / -0

so fucking gay . . .

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Quietam_Unum 3 points ago +3 / -0

This looks ridiculous; do these overpaid goons feel the least bit chastened? This is so far past Clown World(r) even Homey don't play that.

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Brainz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lame