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YUUUUGETURDS 329 points ago +332 / -3

They already destroyed the evidence

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deleted 188 points ago +198 / -10
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4cdarth 95 points ago +95 / -0

Probably fled to the LA office. Supposedly they are hiding one Chinese consultant that the feds are looking for.

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farangbak 99 points ago +99 / -0

She was turned over and is in lock up, that was the SF Consulate.

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chuckachookah 47 points ago +49 / -2

Yeah, but in a San Fran jail. Not yet in federal custody.

Who knows what the city officials will or won’t do? Honestly, no surprise if Nancy Piglosi will call these federal agents “stormtroopers”? Eh

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PB_Mack 10 points ago +10 / -0

She's already turned in the jump drives

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christosgnosis 16 points ago +16 / -0

maybe they figure they'll just Epstein her later

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CraniometricSunray 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s a token so we stop looking. We won’t.

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beta-detector 18 points ago +18 / -0

Dianne Feinstein's house is much better place to hide.

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Proudly_Deplorable 3 points ago +3 / -0

But Pelosi's house has better ice cream.

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fluffykitten 36 points ago +36 / -0

they officially had until 4 PM CT to vacate

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GeoG85 67 points ago +67 / -0

NSA/FBI says hello.

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StumpSmasher2 156 points ago +158 / -2

The FBI is really good at making sure not to find anything that hurts the DNC, and the DNC is in bed with China.

The FBI says herro.

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LeftistsAreInsane 65 points ago +66 / -1

Oh herrrooooo Hans Brix.

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Slartibartfast1 34 points ago +35 / -1

You’re busting my balls, Hans!

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 6 points ago +6 / -0

2020 remix: OH Herrroooo Debra Birx!

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QANON__17 20 points ago +21 / -1

Trump recently spoke about bringing down the old FBI building and building a new one in its place.

Maybe someone maybe could maybe read maybe some maybe double maybe meaning maybe there.

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daelon 27 points ago +29 / -2

I'd support it for architectural reasons alone. Fuck the Hoover building, it's a brutalist concrete commie shitbrick and should never have been built.

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MAGA_Master 7 points ago +7 / -0

How many bugs do you think are in the old FBI building? I’m guessing a few hundred.

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illiteregetimate 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just imagine what the NSA does, then...

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YUUUUGETURDS 9 points ago +10 / -1

Hello, Nasa/FBI, I'm Dad.

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sixfingerdildo 15 points ago +16 / -1

Airforce osi has a different opinion.

Edit: I read your comment wrong. Osi agrees with you

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YUUUUGETURDS 15 points ago +17 / -2

Is that why they burned everything in the consulate?

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aangler100 18 points ago +18 / -0

they were burning covid antidote

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YUUUUGETURDS 10 points ago +10 / -0

I already bought a bunch. Budenoside, I believe.

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Choosetheform 4 points ago +4 / -0

They were burning seeds.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 2 points ago +2 / -0

They were also burning computers.

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CuredBeef 8 points ago +9 / -1

The NSA may be the best in the world, but encryption is encryption. With the FBI crying constantly to backdoor iPhones, the NSA probably hasn't cracked the best algorithms. If anything, the NSA is by far the best with zero-day attacks and that'd be my guess if they had any insight into this.

And always encrypt my fellow pedes. No one has rights to your data but you.

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RuleoVicus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hence why I laugh about VPNs and people using Tor.

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preferredfault 2 points ago +3 / -1

It depends though. If you have an encryption key file like with PGP, monitoring the endpoints does nothing. That only works with things like HTTPS, because in order to encrypt data, you have to send the key over the internet. But if they key is never transported over the internet, and only through physical media or some other covert means, all you'll ever get is the encrypted data.

I could easily see some Chinese operative having a small thumb drive or some other storage device on them when they enter the country, that contains an encryption key. It could even be simply sent through physical mail on a regular basis if they want to constantly change encryption keys.

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jgardner 3 points ago +4 / -1

Not so simple. Https yes BUT given enough time with enough computers they will figure out what you said and saw.

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CuredBeef 4 points ago +5 / -1

Unless the NSA gets into your computer and obtains the decipher, no. Modern encryption is virtually impossible to crack. Even with the best super computers it would take billions of years to crack one encryption. The NSA may be powerful, but it can't bypass mathematics.

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Sporadica 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fun fact, it's illegal to cross the border into USA with files encrypted over a certain bitrate because the gov't can't crack it. Whenever someone says "military grade" encryption they mean 4096bit

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Drew 21 points ago +21 / -0

They know that, if there was anything in there they needed it would have gone down differently. I’m sure these people have been monitored for months or years and now their usefulness is over.

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CousinEddie 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ve read a few nonfiction spy books about spies in the 80’s and Cold War

The tv version of clandestine ass kickers who sneak into places and evade couldn’t be further from the truth.

The reality is - they’re usually nerds with social skills training who have families and work 9-5 “spy jobs”. Their job consists of meeting people and paying attention, then writing reports about who they meet and who they could possibly bribe to give them some information.

Every country is well aware who the spies are bc, big surprise, they work at the embassies or consulates. As soon as a new person lives or works there, the host countries counter intelligence assigns people to follow and watch them.

This game has been going on since the 1940s in every country across the globe. Everyone knows what’s going on. Tourists do not visit embassies, government employees do. So The foreigners working at their embassy are there purely to find information in a matter that does not offend the host nation. If they try too hard or are found to be participating in illegal activity, they are expelled.

They are also foreign nationals in sanctioned foreign embassies so they will not be arrested bc that causes serious problems up to actual war. Every embassy and consulate is spying on the host nation and its almost like a gentlemen’s agreement to allow it. “If you let us set up in your country, you can setup in ours”. This exchange of information actually does lead to peace in many instances bc through these observations, countries understand one another.

During the Cold War when the US and Russia had zero embassy agreements and thus zero first hand knowledge what’s going on, the paranoia and danger was through the roof. The Russians had no idea what Americans were doing or thinking, and vice versa. So they both assumed the worst and armed themselves to the tits. The KGB working in Europe were the ones who helped lower tensions bc they began talking to MI5, the British counter intelligence. They were terrified bc Russia had no clue what America was doing and Russians were becoming increasingly paranoid and convinced an attack would come at any time.

Lotta really cool history behind that stuff. It’s nothing like Jason Bourne bullshit. It’s mostly boring dorks hanging out all day doing nothing but the way stuff pans is extremely interesting

Edit: most of the russian spies in Europe were writing fictional reports of who they meet and what they were doing. They liked living in Europe and their families did as well. Bc they communists demanded information they made most of it up. It ensured they got paid and they could continue their “work”. It would be fair to assume that most Chinese spies are doing the same thing. Life in America is much nicer than China and there’s no way for them to “check your work”. So you make shit up in your reports, get the good boy points, then live Normally. It appears in this instance something went wrong and I’d guess the other spies are pretty annoyed at the entire situation bc they have to leave now.

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MAGA_100X 5 points ago +6 / -1

Aww shucks. I was expecting law enforcement & justice!

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YUUUUGETURDS 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not from the feds. They don't provide those services any longer.

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MAGA_100X 2 points ago +3 / -1

But we have such a nice president! wtf