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TentElephant 101 points ago +103 / -2

Hillary will get the VP slot and Biden won't live through the inauguration.

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bubadmt 71 points ago +71 / -0

It's still HER TURN!

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AlphaNathan 38 points ago +38 / -0

For prison?

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bubadmt 23 points ago +23 / -0

LOCK HER UP! Man I miss those chants.

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DrBJTester 11 points ago +11 / -0

Bring back firing squads.

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WantToGoInland 12 points ago +12 / -0

It was never her turn.

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bubadmt 12 points ago +12 / -0

We're gonna have to make up a dirty dossier for you because you said that. Where's Mr. Steele when you need him? I hear he does good work in the malarkey department.

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Long_time_lurker 25 points ago +26 / -1

Operator: Hello, Suicide Hotline.

Hillary: Yes, I'd like to place an order...

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FutureMan 9 points ago +9 / -0

HAAHAH

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Long_time_lurker 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's an old one but a good one :)

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deleted 11 points ago +11 / -0
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BestTimeToBAlive 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think Trump should change his nickname from Sleepy Joe to Weak Joe.

Sleepy isn’t enough. We know he’s a corrupt SOB but maybe better to show how weak and feckless he’d be as a “leader/puppet”

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UPplNoALotBoutTrucks 6 points ago +6 / -0

Joke Biden

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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bixnood 8 points ago +8 / -0

Laugh now Trumphtard, but Hilldawg will ride again!

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bubadmt 9 points ago +9 / -0

At this point, what difference does it even make?

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PoorKidsJustAsBright 4 points ago +4 / -0

Buckle up buckaroos! I'm with her!

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deleted 4 points ago +8 / -4
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ivan_iii_of_russia 58 points ago +59 / -1

Don't get complacent.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 17 points ago +17 / -0

Libertarians are often conservative purists with an anarchist twist. In fact, their very action demonstrates why heavily libertarian systems collapse—they're so wrapped up in the idea of preserving perfect individual liberty that they lose to the masses who rise up and demand something else.

If one guy is going to throw the nation into the polar opposite of your belief and the other is going to make you wear a seatbelt, not fighting your common enemy is as great an offense as fighting on their side. Once the total takeover of everything we know and love is off the table, fine, fight for your principles.

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tcriv 2 points ago +2 / -0

not wrong. i didnt mind david knights criticisms in the past, of course nobody is perfect but lately he literally has straight up TDS. fucking pathetic.

i really do hate to say it but november is more important than the mask bullshit.

fucking poison dude.

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PoorKidsJustAsBright 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude STFU, you're a not stop shill gtfo

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BestTimeToBAlive 2 points ago +5 / -3

Same reason why I get mad at Tucker sometimes when he shits on Prez Trump. We NEED Trump more than ever now.

I want High F’n Energy from all of us for our POTUS!

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AndersonPooper 10 points ago +11 / -1

Yep, gotta vote and get 10 of your friends to vote too. The state polls in 2016 were way off, but the national was pretty accurate and Trump is doing worse now in the national than he was in '16. Could be fake polling, but definitely no room for complacency.

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dachshundguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

National was way off too. It had Clinton ahead by many points

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AndersonPooper 0 points ago +1 / -1

She won national by a few.

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Ballind 1 point ago +1 / -0

National was way off. They moved it closer in the last week but still miles off.

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AndersonPooper 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think they had her 3% ahead and she ended up winning the popular vote by about that. But yeah, they might have moved it much closer right at the end to not look bad. Point is, everyone's gotta vote Trump. Pretend the polls are real.

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silent_majority_2020 30 points ago +30 / -0

Vote Trump again so he has the same victory everywhere.

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MustafaJones 28 points ago +28 / -0

One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen was watching the 2016 election live and seeing the 99% Hillary turn into Trump’s victory over a period of about an hour. Hilarious!

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magabirdlady 14 points ago +14 / -0

And all the pundits that night...it was classic. Martha Redneck CBS crying on air...pathetic.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sleepy Eyed Chuck Todd: It was the Russians!

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Nameless_Mofo 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Young Fucks' meltdown was my personal fave.

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magabirdlady 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh yeah the Young Turds were great too..:)

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deleted 21 points ago +21 / -0
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AlphaNathan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hillarious

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Helmerj 4 points ago +4 / -0

A fucking layup. How’d he miss it?

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Chaotikizm 19 points ago +19 / -0

Spoiler: Trump wins Florida.

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GuerillaYourDreams 4 points ago +4 / -0

So are we!

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Helmerj 6 points ago +6 / -0

Spoiler: Trump charged with electoral anal sodomy Nov. 4th

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Vernon_Mansae 19 points ago +19 / -0

It's all ogre!

These oversampled polls are just like 16'

Larry S. and Shep have told us for months that these Dems pollsters are oversampling everything and anything.

Get out and vote! I'm already registered! I am so excited!

100 days left Let's Go! Nov 3.

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/get-involved/sms

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Amaroq64 17 points ago +17 / -0

On that other thread with The Young Turks losing their shit over it, I was laughing along with everyone else, until the end where they were like "this is war, we're coming for you Democrats".

And they weren't fucking kidding.

On January 23, 2017, three days after the inauguration of President Donald Trump, Uygur co-founded the Justice Democrats.[61][62][63] The group seeks to steer the Democratic Party in the strongly progressive, social democratic or democratic socialist[63] direction espoused by U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders. They do this by running progressive candidates in primaries against those whom they consider moderate and conservative Democrats[64][63] such as Joe Manchin,[65] Joe Crowley,[66] and Dianne Feinstein.[67]

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bubadmt 12 points ago +12 / -0

They created AOC, practically had a casting couch audition and she came out on top. Or bottom?

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Amaroq64 8 points ago +8 / -0

Damn are you serious?

When she suddenly became a thing out of nowhere, it made me really fucking nervous. I had watched actual social justice advocates for three years and saw what incredible pieces of shit they were. I can see AOC is basically the first of a long line of their ilk to start getting into office and making things waaaay worse.

The squad needs to be rebuked hard, or we've only seen the beginning.

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bubadmt 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yup, 100%. Check this out, it's nuts that they got away with basically an audition for someone who fit the bill and then propped them to a political office.

https://youtu.be/Gcqoo0Jn18A

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Amaroq64 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well, as Nancy Pelosi said, anyone with a D by their name could've won her district. :P

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

A steamed ham with a D next to it's name could win.

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GitmObama 10 points ago +10 / -0

Conservative Democrat, Dianne Feinstein???? Lmao

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Amaroq64 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, 'cuz they cancelin eeeeerybody right of Stalin out here.

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bubadmt 16 points ago +16 / -0

A LOT can happen in 3 months. These people are fucking retarded if they think Biden can beat Trump.

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magabirdlady 13 points ago +13 / -0

I must admit that was one heck of a night watching the Florida returns come in..It was like back and forth. I was a nervous wreck. Election nights make me so nervous I hate them. Back in 2012 when they called Ohio for Obama I shut the tv off..Deactivated FB for 2 weeks. Then tuned out all political stuff for 3 years.

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

2012 broke my heart. And Romney sux.

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magabirdlady 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh me too. Down in the dumps all of us around her for 2 weeks and then we moved on.

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patslimmy1 11 points ago +11 / -0

Still pulling the same shit but Trump on 538 is closing the gap. But there's no reason to even look at the polls. Just vote.

Still can't wait for those debates.

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bubadmt 9 points ago +9 / -0

Debates are the invention of the racist right and should not be allowed! We will conduct virtual debates that are 100% fair and not altered in any way! This will surely be the end of Drumpf!

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao yeah good luck with that Dementia Joe, that'll go well for you.

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UpTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wtf

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meals23 11 points ago +11 / -0

I remember when Arizona was in play because Hillary was polling sooooooooo well there! Surely its a sign of how BLERNALD GLOMPF is the most hated man ever because he drives republicans to support Hillary!

Then on election day he won Arizona by one of the largest margins of any state, and if you read the fine print on the poll you realize they oversampled Democrats by almost 20% more than Republicans in a state with far more registered Republican voters than Democrat

The only question I have is why are people listening to polls in 2020? Didn't we learn in 2016, and then again in 2018, that they're a load of bullshit? Why would lefties even want to keep listening to this crap when they've already had a meltdown over this shit twice?

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BigMikesTaint 5 points ago +5 / -0

Because lefties are retarded.

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Wtf_socialismreally 7 points ago +7 / -0

The white women split is a fun callback.

I don't have the stats in front of me and of course I can't Google for them, but I remember white women prevailingly voting for Trump which sent the left into a big ree and trashing on white women.

Which is interesting and proves that they think polling is legit when they ignore literally 99.99% of the country in every poll they make. They also think we won't mess with them to give them false confidence.

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Zaszz345 6 points ago +6 / -0

THIS IS DEFINITELY THE END NOW FOR CHEETO HITLER! THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN! - The left since 2016

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South_Florida_Guy 6 points ago +6 / -0

There is NO WAY in hell Biden will win Florida over POTUS.

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iIndianaJones 6 points ago +6 / -0

Clearly they haven’t seen the Rasmussen poll. Rasmussen and Zogby polls got it right in 2016. Anyone who thinks Biden is up 9 points in Florida, has lost their minds.

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OhLollyLollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think the campaign manager and digital warlord was too big for one person. Parscale is best at what he does.

The mask shift is just going with the polls. Even if we don't like it, masks win in the polls.

Ask yourself how many campaign yard signs you are seeing for each - Biden or Trump. I really haven't seen any Biden signs where I live. There is a huge Trump billboard and a roadside stand at another place that sells Trump gear.

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Thehumancentipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

So the mask polls are right but not the other polls?

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fazzman23 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol i keep telling ppl this. WaPo/ABC had Hilary up 13 2 weeks before the election

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ConservativeCrusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

The polls are probably wrong, but I always like to pretend it's real. Pretend that Trump is just a few points behind and get to work to close the gap. Take no chances because who knows what dirty tricks the Dems are going to do this time!

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RogueLeaderX 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is he right attitude!

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linereddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nowhere to turn! Time has run out!

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HongKongFluey 4 points ago +5 / -1

But I aced muh cognitive test

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Rx1024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't underestimate Biden, I'm in a small Florida town and where I saw many Trump signs in 2016, those homes are now supressed,. I do see plenty Biden signs on the older folks home...we still need to vote!!

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come on man, give me a break! What's with this guy man? Period. End of quote. Got it Jack? My times up. Yes sir. Anyways

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Trumper007 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump should retweet the link.

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JuicyfearsMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

tRuMP wiLl NeVeR Be prESiDenT

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AmericanMason1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't know about you. I'm nervous about the polls, don't give a fuck about what happened with the polls in 2016. Ya'll not nervous? Tell me why so I feel better.

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OrangeManOffical 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone should be nervous enough to go vote but more nervous then that not really. It's going to be a literal shit storm either way. The only question is if the lefitist go crazy under the color of law or in rebellion against it. There will be no peace after the election no matter what. Prep and expect things like Seattle and Portland to be more wide spread as the media whips people up in to a frenzy.

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sickofCNN 2 points ago +2 / -0

if 96% of republicans approve of Trump how can he be so "low" in the polls if about 40% of the electorate is republican? If Fox News viewers support Trump and if Fox News beats CNN and MSNBC Iin ratings by a long shot, how can he be so low in the polls ? Something doesn't make sense.

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PatrickSebast 2 points ago +2 / -0

Interesting tidbit about Florida. They report early voting results staring in Mid September on a regular basis. Early voting in 2016 was showing Trump only trailing Hilary slightly and early voting trends democrat. He was out performing Romneys early voting results in 2012 substantially and it was known to be a tight race so it should have been a good indication that the polling data was suspect (what better data than real votes??).

Speaking of which...why isn't early in person voting being explored instead of mail in voting? Securing remote voting is a major time consuming project we don't have time for. Letting at risk people vote early on less packed days seems like a better solution.

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rebelde_sin_causa 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think there are going to be some surprising flips this year. Florida is always close, it could go against us. No matter, we will make it up elsewhere. Watch and see.

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strykrpinoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they botch the COVID relief bill he could lose Florida thou, that state has a lot of jobs tied to tourism and them trying to get rid of the 600 dollar fed add-on to unemployment is a deal breaker is 275 dollars is the max weekly payout in Florida.

Take that money away AT THIS TIME (trust me i hate free stuff but people actually are hard up atm and its not their fault)...

GOP Senate does that and they will help POTUS lose Florida.

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bahhumbugger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always look at the demographic makeup of test

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Bigmouthblog 2 points ago +2 / -0

And Hillary is a much much better candidate than Rapey Joe

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WillyP702 2 points ago +2 / -0

yea... They knew by then that President Trump had won . This was all a set up to start the whole Russia HOAX. Just like now they're going to say someone helped President Trump gained 500+ electoral college votes and take almost every single state. They're going to completely ignore the riots and useless DEM govs and mayors.... They're not going to let this go even though President Trump wins in NOV by a massive landslide which is why republicans have to take control over congress.

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blakhart 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought this was going to be a Jeb! shitpost. This one works too.

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lockedNLoaded2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have hard time believing Floridians are that fkin dumb!

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obligatory polls are bullshit when they're political

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Mexicola1976 1 point ago +1 / -0

The bit about Rubio's reelection bid for ambition rather than public service, is Fucking Hillary Clinton's life fucking story.

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sumgen7 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden has already been for a special bodybag fitting.

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BigMikesTaint 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was in Canada (Toronto the leftist craphole) that night and watching all the shitlibs losing their shit in the bar I was at as the results wore on was glorious! It continued for a couple weeks after at least and I kept deliberately triggering them. Lots of fun. People were in a state of shock because they believed all the lies from the media. It has started again if I can believe it. The same people are saying he will lose again.