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Hivetyrant36 22 points ago +22 / -0

If he gets a boner he's screwed.

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cjcivicx 17 points ago +17 / -0

But it would be like his wiener was wearing a little hat...

ADORABLE!

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Trumper007 17 points ago +17 / -0

Thats the England I left!

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GodSaveTheWest 12 points ago +12 / -0

Meanwhile is he was dancing in front of kids in this exact same outfit at a pride parade nothing would happen.

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Cmchn 7 points ago +7 / -0

If I had abs like that, I'd wear a mask, too

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theeyeshaveit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Smart man. He can't be cited for not wearing one.

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CountingCoup 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol

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ElectricChad 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's one way to rise up I guess!

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texascpa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Username checks out.